The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)

[TempusVox]

It was at this moment that Ricks friends realized what an asshole he really was. He was an asshole for everytime he made them drive him to the pub. He was an asshole for demanding they rub lotion everyday on his new tatoo. And he would later be an asshole when he made them take care of his injuries after he got his ass kicked by the guy who had both arms and legs who was presently beating the shit out of him!

[TempusVox]

Damnit man! Whats the hurry!?!?!?! 

[lonestar]

Sorry bud, the last one was pretty good too, but not as good as the Craigslist invisibility ring.

[mizzl]

Last episode of House

[contest_sanity]

Thanks Lonestar!  Reposting the standings again since you didn't move me ahead of Rich.  Now - 'tis done!  Pic forthcoming.

Durg - 6
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 6
Xanthul - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Nick - 4
Mizzl - 4
Progmonster - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Jamesman - 3
Eric42434224 - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
chknptpie -2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
dtismajesty - 1
Lowdz - 1
Nekov - 1
Kosmo - 1
Chino - 1
Metropolaris - 1
admin - 1
Perpetual Change - 1

Hall of Fame

kingshmegland - 41
Adami - 31
Tick - 29
Rumborak - 28
LeeHarveyKennedy - 21
Zydar - 20
Lonestar - 17
Bosk1 - 14
Zerogravityfat - 13
Guitarded - 12
DTVT - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
YtseBitsySpider - 9
contest_sanity - 9
Ariich - 8
TempusVox - 7
El Barto - 7

[contest_sanity]

[mizzl]

inb4accordeoncost50cents

He only play black notes

[Jamesman42]

G-G-G-G-G-G chord

[mizzl]

Yo listen to this rift I made!

[Zydar]

Get riff or die tryin'.

[LeeHarveyKennedy]

Now we know why Fitty got shot nine times.

[Durg]

World Wide Weird Al Yankovic Tribute Tour Headlined by 50 Cent. 




Watch in amazement as 50 Cent parodies Weird Al parodying himself.

[Aramatheis]

What are you looking at motherf***er? And what the f*ck am I holding?

[Tick]

Laurence Welk's worst fucking nightmare!

[El Barto]

I'm
gonna
get me a shotgun and kill all the whities I seeeeeeee.

[King Postwhore]

Gansta Polka.  It's all the rave.



New from director Robert Rodriguez. 50 Cent is El Diablo Mariachi.  Getting shot "at" a theater near you!

[ThroughHerEyesDude6]

Yeah, uh
uh huh
So productive

I'll take you to the parlor shop
I'll let you choose the way it's cropped
C'mon gents don't be shy
I'll keep trimmin til I hit the sky

Oy!

You can have it your way
How do you want it?
You want a buzzcut royale
or should I trim up on it
Trimmers ready , okay sit in the comfy stool
Barber shop jam packed, busy as high school
I'll break down for you easy, sir it is simple
You give me cash, and hair I cut for the people
Afros, long bangs, dreadlocks or a short crew
Short front or long backs, it's whatever you're into
I got accordian
I'm the haircut dude
Have your friends complimenting that cut I got you
Show me your favorite 'do', make it happen no problem
Get on top of that and work out like a math problem
I'm a season pro when it comes to this fro
After you sit for a while I'll make it worth your while
With an accordian playing I'm the best in the world
I do both at one time no mistakes and here's what you heard, uh


I'll take you to the parlor shop
I'll play the game and never drop
A note unless it means I'm done
In that case please pay up front
Yes!

Accordian Solo

I'll take you to the parlor shop
I'll sing a 20's version of "Candyshop"
And then I'll make creative jokes
Until I have to go for broke
No!

Accordian Outro


©Shaving Records/Aftercut Entertainment 2011.

[TempusVox]

New Release from OG Records...."Fitty Cent" does The Greatest Polka Hits Of All Time: Ten of the greatest polka hits ever written are sampled on each of these hot licks, rewritten in the style only Fifty Cent can. You'll get:

   1. PennsylCompton Polka   
   2. Click-Glock Polka   
   3. Too Phat Polka
   4. Strip Polka
   5. Just Because Motherfucker
   6. That's My-Whore-Eh
   7. Polka Posse
   8. 40 Oz. Polka
   9. Fo-Shnizzle Polka
 10. Shut The Fuck Up Bitch

[Tick]

New Release from OG Records...."Fitty Cent" does The Greatest Polka Hits Of All Time: Ten of the greatest polka hits ever written are sampled on each of these hot licks, rewritten in the style only Fifty Cent can. You'll get:

   1. PennsylCompton Polka   
   2. Click-Glock Polka   
   3. Too Phat Polka
   4. Strip Polka
   5. Just Because Motherfucker
   6. That's My-Whore-Eh
   7. Polka Posse
   8. 40 Oz. Polka
   9. Fo-Shnizzle Polka
 10. Shut The Fuck Up Bitch

Number 10. make me laugh hard!

[contest_sanity]

I am going to go with this one b/c I love rap parodies:

Yeah, uh
uh huh
So productive

I'll take you to the parlor shop
I'll let you choose the way it's cropped
C'mon gents don't be shy
I'll keep trimmin til I hit the sky

Oy!

You can have it your way
How do you want it?
You want a buzzcut royale
or should I trim up on it
Trimmers ready , okay sit in the comfy stool
Barber shop jam packed, busy as high school
I'll break down for you easy, sir it is simple
You give me cash, and hair I cut for the people
Afros, long bangs, dreadlocks or a short crew
Short front or long backs, it's whatever you're into
I got accordian
I'm the haircut dude
Have your friends complimenting that cut I got you
Show me your favorite 'do', make it happen no problem
Get on top of that and work out like a math problem
I'm a season pro when it comes to this fro
After you sit for a while I'll make it worth your while
With an accordian playing I'm the best in the world
I do both at one time no mistakes and here's what you heard, uh


I'll take you to the parlor shop
I'll play the game and never drop
A note unless it means I'm done
In that case please pay up front
Yes!

Accordian Solo

I'll take you to the parlor shop
I'll sing a 20's version of "Candyshop"
And then I'll make creative jokes
Until I have to go for broke
No!

Accordian Outro

©Shaving Records/Aftercut Entertainment 2011.

New standings; welcome to the HOF THED6:

Durg - 6
Xanthul - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Nick - 4
Mizzl - 4
Progmonster - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Jamesman - 3
Eric42434224 - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
chknptpie -2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
dtismajesty - 1
Lowdz - 1
Nekov - 1
Kosmo - 1
Chino - 1
Metropolaris - 1
admin - 1
Perpetual Change - 1

Hall of Fame

kingshmegland - 41
Adami - 31
Tick - 29
Rumborak - 28
LeeHarveyKennedy - 21
Zydar - 20
Lonestar - 17
Bosk1 - 14
Zerogravityfat - 13
Guitarded - 12
DTVT - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
YtseBitsySpider - 9
contest_sanity - 9
Ariich - 8
TempusVox - 7
El Barto - 7
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7

[ThroughHerEyesDude6]

Thank you contest_sanity, and for all the people who voted me into the HOF. I couldn't have done it without you laughing at my silly jokes.

In honor of Anime Central, which I had to work through over the entire weekend, I give you:



Do not go easy on this guy.

[King Postwhore]

I didn't know Hef was a cross dresser?!

[mizzl]

So, I heard they celebrated Halloween at Harry's...

[Tick]

The Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders have really gone downhill since the 70's.

[LeeHarveyKennedy]

Sailor Virgo!

[Tick]

Looks like Wendy ate one too many Baconators.

[Xanthul]

Harry was hoping for some tentacle sex but his lack of violet hair killed his chances.

[King Postwhore]

The bastard child of Wendy and the King.

[lonestar]

The things a father will do for his daughter.

[King Postwhore]

The things a father will do for his daughter.

This tells me so much about you.

[lonestar]

The things a father will do for his daughter.

This tells me so much about you.

[Jamesman42]

Ani-meh

[lonestar]

Kingshmegland-"That is the LAST time I bet on the fucking Patriots!!!"

[King Postwhore]

You should see me in thigh highs.

[LeeHarveyKennedy]

At least Wayne has his anime, because after this weekend he'll never get to ani-mate.