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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7140 on: May 19, 2011, 05:48:16 AM »

Hey dickhead, get the hell off my frieze carpet.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7141 on: May 19, 2011, 10:46:27 AM »


Mary Katherine Gallaghers brother, Patrick, also suffered from his own nervous habit; which proved to be much more debilitating than the one endured by his famous sister.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7142 on: May 19, 2011, 11:35:26 AM »
Carol didn't wear her safety googles.  But even Carol can see somethin' ain't quite right here.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7143 on: May 19, 2011, 11:51:25 AM »
Proof that the myth about small feet just isn't true.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7144 on: May 19, 2011, 02:59:34 PM »
That's Scott, he's a dick.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7145 on: May 19, 2011, 03:24:28 PM »
That's Scott, he's a dick.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7146 on: May 19, 2011, 03:26:12 PM »
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7147 on: May 19, 2011, 03:35:36 PM »
Damn, bout fucking time that eternal dry spell ended, Thanks King.  Off to look for a pic...

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7148 on: May 19, 2011, 03:38:17 PM »
OK, this should be interesting...

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7149 on: May 19, 2011, 03:39:28 PM »
Confucious he punch man with no legs bums around

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7150 on: May 19, 2011, 03:42:20 PM »
OK, this should be interesting...


Tis but a flesh wound!!
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7151 on: May 19, 2011, 04:06:27 PM »


That's what John gets for purchasing his invisibility ring on Craigslist.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7152 on: May 19, 2011, 04:07:27 PM »


Boy, those BattlePass.Com tickets really do cost an arm and a leg.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7153 on: May 19, 2011, 04:08:49 PM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7154 on: May 19, 2011, 04:38:21 PM »
OK, this should be interesting...


You know what they say when you punch a guy with no arms and legs...........Bend at the knees.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7155 on: May 19, 2011, 04:52:59 PM »
Rick was pretty confident he could take "Li'l Ian" with his superior ground & pound, but why risk it?  Better to lull him into submission with his patented bacon-scented glove first.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7156 on: May 19, 2011, 04:55:30 PM »
Suddenly, it all made sense to Billy why this edition of Chopped was on Spike and not Food Network. 
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7157 on: May 19, 2011, 04:57:51 PM »
somethingsomethingsomethingBEERsomethingsomethingsomething

Yeah, I know it has nothing to do with the picture.  I'm just trying to subliminally influence lonestar.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7158 on: May 19, 2011, 05:03:01 PM »
The initial cover for Spinal Tap's "Smell the Glove".
Orion....that's the one with a bunch of power chords and boringly harsh vocals, isn't it?
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7159 on: May 19, 2011, 05:11:02 PM »
Killer Joe was an undefeated, 31-0 against opponents with no arms and legs. He is 2-7 against pregnant women, and 3-12 against males over 67.
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« Reply #7160 on: May 19, 2011, 05:17:45 PM »
Iron Mike began reevaluating his career when confronted with the fact that this was not only the best, but was in fact the only clip on his highlight reel.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7161 on: May 19, 2011, 05:33:03 PM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7162 on: May 19, 2011, 05:44:47 PM »
somethingsomethingsomethingBEERsomethingsomethingsomething

Yeah, I know it has nothing to do with the picture.  I'm just trying to subliminally influence lonestar.
Huh, someone say beer?

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7163 on: May 19, 2011, 07:31:14 PM »
After Jim lost his arms and legs he got desperate for money. Eating dog shit off boxers gloves wasn't pretty, but it paid the bills.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7164 on: May 20, 2011, 08:57:42 AM »
When the power of positive thinking just isn't enough.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7165 on: May 20, 2011, 09:01:54 AM »
OK, this should be interesting...


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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7166 on: May 20, 2011, 09:19:01 AM »
When he received that punch in the face, Mini-Me was once more yearning for the glorious old days with Dr. Evil.
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« Reply #7167 on: May 20, 2011, 10:52:23 AM »


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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7168 on: May 20, 2011, 10:57:44 AM »
The only man Harry has ever won a fight against

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7169 on: May 20, 2011, 11:52:56 AM »
The only man Harry has ever won a fight against
I heard he still lost.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7170 on: May 20, 2011, 11:57:51 AM »
The only man Harry has ever won a fight against
I heard he still lost.
Nah that was Cole man.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7171 on: May 20, 2011, 11:59:21 AM »
Stubby had a loose tooth, and he was willing to do anything to rid himself of it.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7172 on: May 20, 2011, 12:32:41 PM »
King was soooo close with his Holy Grail reference, but I gotta go with...


That's what John gets for purchasing his invisibility ring on Craigslist.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7173 on: May 20, 2011, 12:35:24 PM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7174 on: May 20, 2011, 12:37:01 PM »


The career of the "Pride of Lowell" took a seriosuly bad turn........
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