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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7070 on: May 13, 2011, 12:14:00 PM »


Unlike with Common, Fox News had no problem that Starz N Skinheads had been invited to the White House poetry slam.


One guy is Canadian.
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Re: He so totally is, too
« Reply #7071 on: May 13, 2011, 12:19:25 PM »


Unlike with Common, Fox News had no problem that Starz N Skinheads had been invited to the White House poetry slam.


One guy is Canadian.

That's Scott. He's a dick!
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7072 on: May 13, 2011, 12:33:37 PM »
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Re: He so totally is, too
« Reply #7073 on: May 13, 2011, 12:59:36 PM »


Unlike with Common, Fox News had no problem that Starz N Skinheads had been invited to the White House poetry slam.


One guy is Canadian.

That's Scott. He's a dick!
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7074 on: May 13, 2011, 01:09:44 PM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7075 on: May 13, 2011, 01:32:04 PM »
I suggest:


Right Said Fred is making a comeback.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7076 on: May 13, 2011, 01:52:42 PM »
I suggest:


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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7077 on: May 13, 2011, 03:08:14 PM »




Is anyone truly surprised the South lost the Civil War?

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7078 on: May 13, 2011, 03:12:21 PM »
I suggest:


We now know what Gadough wears at an ICP concert.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7079 on: May 13, 2011, 05:37:04 PM »
King better win for that caption. Just sayin'.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7080 on: May 13, 2011, 07:30:08 PM »

Eye can see Russia from 'ma' window, y'all.

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Re: He so totally is, too
« Reply #7081 on: May 13, 2011, 08:38:14 PM »


Unlike with Common, Fox News had no problem that Starz N Skinheads had been invited to the White House poetry slam.


One guy is Canadian.

That's Scott. He's a dick!

I finally saw the episode and now this makes so much sense. :lol

And Gadough, damn skippy.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7082 on: May 13, 2011, 08:39:36 PM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7083 on: May 14, 2011, 12:43:13 AM »

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You won!

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Re: 'Fluent in Russian' gets the ladies so wet, they'll need a 'borscht'!
« Reply #7084 on: May 14, 2011, 12:55:52 AM »

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You won!

Now that a winner has been declared (Coincidentally the very post in question), could I get some clarification on what this actually says? I have a lot of good qualities, but speaking Russian is not one of them.
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Re: 'Fluent in Russian' gets the ladies so wet, they'll need a 'borscht'!
« Reply #7085 on: May 14, 2011, 01:21:31 AM »

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You won!

Now that a winner has been declared (Coincidentally the very post in question), could I get some clarification on what this actually says? I have a lot of good qualities, but speaking Russian is not one of them.



It's a russian translation of a dictionary definition of the word Bumpkin. I'm not quite sure what's funny about it or why it's in russian though.
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« Reply #7086 on: May 14, 2011, 01:49:47 AM »

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You won!

Now that a winner has been declared (Coincidentally the very post in question), could I get some clarification on what this actually says? I have a lot of good qualities, but speaking Russian is not one of them.



It's a russian translation of a dictionary definition of the word Bumpkin. I'm not quite sure what's funny about it or why it's in russian though.

Oh, okay, that makes a bit more sense, I suppose...
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7087 on: May 14, 2011, 02:57:32 AM »
It translated as "redneck" for me. It's just the russian that did it for me though, it kind of reminded me of Stevie Wonder's fake twitter thing.

Oh well I found it funny, go away  :-[

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Re: 'Fluent in Russian' gets the ladies so wet, they'll need a 'borscht'!
« Reply #7088 on: May 14, 2011, 06:14:29 AM »

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You won!

Now that a winner has been declared (Coincidentally the very post in question), could I get some clarification on what this actually says? I have a lot of good qualities, but speaking Russian is not one of them.



It's a russian translation of a dictionary definition of the word Bumpkin. I'm not quite sure what's funny about it or why it's in russian though.
Its pure brilliance because its in Russian and it was posted by El Barto, thus its the winner! Whoopeeee! :)
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7089 on: May 14, 2011, 09:27:59 AM »
It's "redneck", which actually translates to "yokel" (which is a damn funny word in and of itself).  It's Russian because that's a Russian flag the guy on the rights waving around.



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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7090 on: May 14, 2011, 09:36:27 AM »
It's "redneck", which actually translates to "yokel" (which is a damn funny word in and of itself).  It's Russian because that's a Russian flag the guy on the rights waving around.



I'll pick a winner tomorrow morning.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7091 on: May 14, 2011, 09:50:39 AM »
Somewhere a nerd is heart attack, "Princess Leia would NEVER get in the Batmobile!"
     

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7092 on: May 14, 2011, 10:17:30 AM »


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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7093 on: May 14, 2011, 11:18:32 AM »

Batman is so going to kick your nerd asses. Then he is going to have his way with her.
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« Reply #7094 on: May 14, 2011, 11:38:05 AM »


The force be pimpin' with this one.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7095 on: May 14, 2011, 12:16:37 PM »
It's "redneck", which actually translates to "yokel" (which is a damn funny word in and of itself).  It's Russian because that's a Russian flag the guy on the rights waving around.



I'll pick a winner tomorrow morning.

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Re: Star Kerfuffle?
« Reply #7096 on: May 14, 2011, 12:31:35 PM »


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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7097 on: May 15, 2011, 03:19:25 AM »


What JustJen has been up to lately.....
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7098 on: May 15, 2011, 03:20:35 AM »


Is that your cod piece, or are you just happy to see me?
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7099 on: May 15, 2011, 03:21:51 AM »



It would prove to be the closest either nerd would ever get to a pretty woman.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7100 on: May 15, 2011, 03:29:43 AM »



The photo that would make both Nathaniel and Stewart "living legends" at the hobby store.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7101 on: May 15, 2011, 11:23:08 AM »
TK421, why aren't you at yo....Oh, alright.  Yeah,  carry on then.


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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7102 on: May 15, 2011, 11:23:55 AM »



The photo that would make both Nathaniel and Stewart "living legends" at the hobby store.
I'll go with this one.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7103 on: May 15, 2011, 08:20:10 PM »
Thank you! Now I can finally join the illustrious hall of fame...or is it shame?



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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7104 on: May 15, 2011, 08:30:24 PM »
Thank you! Now I can finally join the illustrious hall of fame...or is it shame?





Shame.  I hope you've received your smoking jacket.  On with the thread!!

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