It's a bit unfair to do this as an official entry, so I'm not going to. This is just for kicks because it is the first thing I thought of when I saw rumby's.
"Riggs: Seriously, this will be the best shot ever! I really want that muzzle exhaust in the picture. We just have to time it right. Ok, one ... two ...
Murtaugh: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! Is it 'one ... two ... three, and then go?' Or is it 'one ... two ... and then go on three?'
Riggs:
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