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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #245 on: October 13, 2009, 12:33:18 PM »

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #246 on: October 13, 2009, 02:21:30 PM »

A group of tourists try their hand at Macy's Day Parade balloons.

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #247 on: October 13, 2009, 02:23:32 PM »


Look at the belly on that snake.  I bet he watches a lot of TV like me.

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #248 on: October 14, 2009, 08:04:07 AM »
Finally a creature had been found that could be made into shoes for Ian Thorpe.

This one cracked me up for the sake of randomness.

Go forth little grasshopper.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #249 on: October 14, 2009, 08:13:17 AM »
Awesome :D

Have fun!


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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #250 on: October 14, 2009, 08:15:39 AM »


"Stop doing that, it is udderly disgusting!"


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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #251 on: October 14, 2009, 08:19:23 AM »
"Police guns vs squirt guns"

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #252 on: October 14, 2009, 08:30:29 AM »
PO-LICE, FREEZE. DROP THE TIT NOW AND PUT YOUR HANDS WHERE WE CAN SEE THEM!
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #253 on: October 14, 2009, 08:35:46 AM »



it was only a matter of time until the republican tea parties were going to demand it.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #254 on: October 14, 2009, 08:39:21 AM »


"Joe strikes back after police try to put an end to his unorthodox union ceremony"

"Police demonstrate their latest stealth weapon in a successful public display"
Only King could mis-spell a LETTER.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #255 on: October 14, 2009, 08:40:28 AM »
"rule 34"

"the government really started to push those calcium shots down people's throats with the new found healthcare power"
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #256 on: October 14, 2009, 08:42:22 AM »
"it was only a matter of time until the terrorists got a hold of a mad cow bio-weapon."
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #257 on: October 14, 2009, 08:51:52 AM »
"rule 34"
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #258 on: October 14, 2009, 11:57:11 AM »
Awesome :D

Have fun!


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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #259 on: October 14, 2009, 12:47:29 PM »
Money Shot!!!

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #260 on: October 14, 2009, 12:52:57 PM »
they liquidated all their assets despite having a cash cow, no wonder the economy is suffering.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #261 on: October 14, 2009, 12:56:53 PM »
Awesome :D

Have fun!


As the riot in Belgium gets out of control, the cow farmer takes protesting to a whole new level.

Oh wait.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #262 on: October 14, 2009, 01:57:03 PM »
Awesome :D

Have fun!



The live action movie of South Park.  Watch out for those mad cows controled by aliens!

You should see my do that with my nipples.

This picture should have Leslie Nielson using the cows utters.  Naked gun 44 magnum.

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #263 on: October 15, 2009, 05:29:34 AM »
Whoops. Declaring a winner 3 hours before I should be.

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #264 on: October 15, 2009, 08:44:40 AM »



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always try to pm the winners.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #265 on: October 15, 2009, 08:46:17 AM »

When Cows hit the Bulls eye.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #266 on: October 15, 2009, 09:22:23 AM »
"rule 34"


This one got me. A winrar is you.

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #267 on: October 15, 2009, 09:36:53 AM »
Sweet, I'm rolling now.

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #268 on: October 15, 2009, 09:40:35 AM »
"Quargh"

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #269 on: October 15, 2009, 09:52:50 AM »
 :yarr

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #270 on: October 15, 2009, 10:00:09 AM »




The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

zerogravityfat - 3
kingshmegland - 2
rumborak - 1
millahh - 1
El Barto - 1
Dark Master Of Sin - 1
BlobVanDam - 1
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Zydar - 1
tick - 1
cthrubuoy - 1

always try to pm the winners.

Yup. Tick is dead on.  She's not your type.  Move on.   Tick is Obi Wan Kenobi


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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #271 on: October 15, 2009, 10:02:08 AM »

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome your new team of U.N. Weapons inspectors.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #272 on: October 15, 2009, 10:47:08 AM »
"You don't like our hats? Well quack you then!"

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #273 on: October 15, 2009, 11:02:07 AM »
"Frank, it's fucking head-gear day, not stupid fanny pack day. Keep this up and you're out of the club."
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #274 on: October 15, 2009, 11:21:47 AM »
Sweet, I'm rolling now.



I see that the Wall Street employees brought their toys with them today.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #275 on: October 15, 2009, 11:27:47 AM »
Sweet, I'm rolling now.



Michael Jackson sets up one more trap from beyond the grave.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'. - Bob Newhart

So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #276 on: October 15, 2009, 12:41:56 PM »
To combat declining sales, the Village People try a radical new approach.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #277 on: October 15, 2009, 01:09:36 PM »
Alf tried to keep bathtime as homey as possible after his wife threw him out on the street.

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #278 on: October 15, 2009, 01:10:17 PM »

With the soaring unemployment rate, over 100 Ducks showed up to apply for the bath position with Ernie.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #279 on: October 15, 2009, 04:15:05 PM »

"Dammit, I knew I'd forget my hat."