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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2205 on: April 11, 2010, 03:09:50 AM »
"Does this look infected?"
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Re: These things write themselves, really
« Reply #2206 on: April 11, 2010, 05:15:30 AM »


Wow! Those are sweet shin guards!

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Re: These things write themselves, really
« Reply #2207 on: April 11, 2010, 05:22:23 AM »
You know what this game hasn't had in a while? A picture you can make a good sex joke about:



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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2208 on: April 11, 2010, 08:31:53 AM »
ultimate dutch oven
i heard if you put bread in the rooof of your mouth it means oyu don't cvry when you're shoocppig ononsosni.
<br />/I vea aben told buy   spletn spencer adn timhiggy and that zletar guy to potost gcase imm drunk for the fist imeiiiiiiiiiiiii eoand evryoen ois mkaking funof eme :O(<br />
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Re: Kyrie suggested we go for a drive...
« Reply #2209 on: April 11, 2010, 10:20:42 AM »
ultimate dutch oven

Liking it. Winner!
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Re: Hey, who wants to play Number Crunchers?
« Reply #2210 on: April 11, 2010, 10:22:24 AM »
The Standings...
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cthrubuoy - 1
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zerogravityfat - 11
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rumborak - 11
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Why is everything you post the best thing ever said?  :lol

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2211 on: April 11, 2010, 10:26:48 AM »
Woot, 1 more for the hall of fame!

i heard if you put bread in the rooof of your mouth it means oyu don't cvry when you're shoocppig ononsosni.
<br />/I vea aben told buy   spletn spencer adn timhiggy and that zletar guy to potost gcase imm drunk for the fist imeiiiiiiiiiiiii eoand evryoen ois mkaking funof eme :O(<br />
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Re: Not to mention your fish belly, you disgusting albino.
« Reply #2212 on: April 11, 2010, 10:31:25 AM »


"Sorry folks, but we can't let you in, you're violating the dress code for poor taste, flaunting pot leaves like that. Think about the children, sir!"
HOLY MARY MOTHER OF GOD!!!!!  THIS is why LHK is the President of Awesome.

Why is everything you post the best thing ever said?  :lol

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2213 on: April 11, 2010, 10:40:35 AM »

A good idea of a bad Photoshop.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2214 on: April 11, 2010, 11:23:49 AM »
Woot, 1 more for the hall of fame!



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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2215 on: April 12, 2010, 03:54:39 AM »
Here our model is displaying the double thing and thong in the new range of Addams family lingerie
i heard if you put bread in the rooof of your mouth it means oyu don't cvry when you're shoocppig ononsosni.
<br />/I vea aben told buy   spletn spencer adn timhiggy and that zletar guy to potost gcase imm drunk for the fist imeiiiiiiiiiiiii eoand evryoen ois mkaking funof eme :O(<br />
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2216 on: April 12, 2010, 08:06:52 AM »
Woot, 1 more for the hall of fame!



Bill Walton still gets all the gilfs.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2217 on: April 12, 2010, 08:12:11 AM »
Leave your assets in our hands, at the Cayman National Bank.
Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2218 on: April 12, 2010, 08:59:02 AM »


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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2219 on: April 12, 2010, 08:59:24 AM »
:lol
Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2220 on: April 12, 2010, 01:15:25 PM »
Leave your assets in our hands, at the Cayman National Bank.
I like this one best, mostly because of the idea that a bank could be like this inside!
You're up!
i heard if you put bread in the rooof of your mouth it means oyu don't cvry when you're shoocppig ononsosni.
<br />/I vea aben told buy   spletn spencer adn timhiggy and that zletar guy to potost gcase imm drunk for the fist imeiiiiiiiiiiiii eoand evryoen ois mkaking funof eme :O(<br />
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2221 on: April 12, 2010, 01:17:40 PM »
Nice! It's been a while since I won   :smiley:



The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

Cool Chris - 6
lonestar - 6
TimmyHiggy - 6
ariich - 5
Guitarded - 5
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
progmonster - 3
YtseBitsySpider - 2
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
xanthul - 1


Hall of fame

tick - 16
zerogravityfat - 11
kingshmegland - 11
rumborak - 11
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
Zydar - 8
Adami - 7
Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2222 on: April 12, 2010, 01:19:56 PM »
Claw boy vs donkey, the ultimate battle.
i heard if you put bread in the rooof of your mouth it means oyu don't cvry when you're shoocppig ononsosni.
<br />/I vea aben told buy   spletn spencer adn timhiggy and that zletar guy to potost gcase imm drunk for the fist imeiiiiiiiiiiiii eoand evryoen ois mkaking funof eme :O(<br />
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2223 on: April 12, 2010, 01:27:47 PM »
Vito wanted some candy and made Tommy an offer he couldn't refuse.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2224 on: April 12, 2010, 02:02:21 PM »
Nice! It's been a while since I won   :smiley:




The duo of Jack and the Ass worked on their harmonies but still needed to work on their stage presence.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2225 on: April 12, 2010, 03:36:34 PM »
WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME GOD! ALL I ASKED FOR WAS FOR A GOOD ASS TO COME BY THE WINDOW!!!

Or alternatively:

Bad ass

EDIT dammit king you got there first with the ass pun!!
i heard if you put bread in the rooof of your mouth it means oyu don't cvry when you're shoocppig ononsosni.
<br />/I vea aben told buy   spletn spencer adn timhiggy and that zletar guy to potost gcase imm drunk for the fist imeiiiiiiiiiiiii eoand evryoen ois mkaking funof eme :O(<br />
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2226 on: April 12, 2010, 03:44:30 PM »
WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME GOD! ALL I ASKED FOR WAS FOR A GOOD ASS TO COME BY THE WINDOW!!!

Or alternatively:

Bad ass

EDIT dammit king you got there first with the ass pun!!

It takes an ass, Timmy to come up with an ass joke that fast! :D  At least my wife has told me that.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2227 on: April 12, 2010, 04:05:16 PM »
WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME GOD! ALL I ASKED FOR WAS FOR A GOOD ASS TO COME BY THE WINDOW!!!

Or alternatively:

Bad ass

EDIT dammit king you got there first with the ass pun!!

It takes an ass, Timmy to come up with an ass joke that fast! :D  At least my wife has told me that.
As much as I would like to contest it, your wife is probably right...
i heard if you put bread in the rooof of your mouth it means oyu don't cvry when you're shoocppig ononsosni.
<br />/I vea aben told buy   spletn spencer adn timhiggy and that zletar guy to potost gcase imm drunk for the fist imeiiiiiiiiiiiii eoand evryoen ois mkaking funof eme :O(<br />
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Re: Alternately, 'Hung Like'
« Reply #2228 on: April 12, 2010, 07:39:41 PM »


"Why do you have a grill, and why does it say 'Hay Feva?"'
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Why is everything you post the best thing ever said?  :lol

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2229 on: April 13, 2010, 01:16:13 PM »
WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME GOD! ALL I ASKED FOR WAS FOR A GOOD ASS TO COME BY THE WINDOW!!!

Winner.

And welcome to the Hall of Fame!

The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

Cool Chris - 6
lonestar - 6
ariich - 5
Guitarded - 5
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
progmonster - 3
YtseBitsySpider - 2
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
xanthul - 1


Hall of fame

tick - 16
zerogravityfat - 11
kingshmegland - 11
rumborak - 11
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
Zydar - 8
Adami - 7
TimmyHiggy - 7
Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2230 on: April 13, 2010, 01:22:07 PM »
Woot hall of fame!

Here goes...
i heard if you put bread in the rooof of your mouth it means oyu don't cvry when you're shoocppig ononsosni.
<br />/I vea aben told buy   spletn spencer adn timhiggy and that zletar guy to potost gcase imm drunk for the fist imeiiiiiiiiiiiii eoand evryoen ois mkaking funof eme :O(<br />
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2231 on: April 13, 2010, 01:40:24 PM »
you want to stop using a mouse for your computer?

there is an app for that.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2232 on: April 13, 2010, 01:55:29 PM »


Box cat is checking on Ceiling Cat whether it does its job at watching you.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2233 on: April 13, 2010, 02:02:12 PM »
Man I'm so tired of this 9 to 5 shit, can't wait 'till it's Friday.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2234 on: April 13, 2010, 02:03:19 PM »
Woot hall of fame!

Here goes...


Wanna get you somethin' from the heart
Somethin' special girl
It's my cat in a box, my cat in a box girl
It's my cat in a box, my cat in a box girl
See I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs givin' (girl)
And I got just the one, somethin' to show ya that you are second to none
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2235 on: April 13, 2010, 02:07:45 PM »
I'm the cat in the box
Buried in my shit

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2236 on: April 13, 2010, 02:08:16 PM »
Woot hall of fame!

Here goes...
*snip*

Wanna get you somethin' from the heart
Somethin' special girl
It's my cat in a box, my cat in a box girl
It's my cat in a box, my cat in a box girl
See I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs givin' (girl)
And I got just the one, somethin' to show ya that you are second to none
Can I interrupt the captions to ask what song this is?
i heard if you put bread in the rooof of your mouth it means oyu don't cvry when you're shoocppig ononsosni.
<br />/I vea aben told buy   spletn spencer adn timhiggy and that zletar guy to potost gcase imm drunk for the fist imeiiiiiiiiiiiii eoand evryoen ois mkaking funof eme :O(<br />
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2237 on: April 13, 2010, 02:16:46 PM »
Woot hall of fame!

Here goes...
*snip*

Wanna get you somethin' from the heart
Somethin' special girl
It's my cat in a box, my cat in a box girl
It's my cat in a box, my cat in a box girl
See I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs givin' (girl)
And I got just the one, somethin' to show ya that you are second to none
Can I interrupt the captions to ask what song this is?

Dick in a box, of course! ;D
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2238 on: April 13, 2010, 03:07:57 PM »
The result of a dyslectic trying to search the internet for images of a package inside a pussy 
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2239 on: April 13, 2010, 03:32:00 PM »
Woot hall of fame!

Here goes...

Fucking humans.