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Re: Charming idiosyncrasy broken, try again later.
« Reply #2170 on: April 07, 2010, 11:23:56 PM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2171 on: April 07, 2010, 11:44:09 PM »
So many ideas...


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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2172 on: April 07, 2010, 11:57:18 PM »
https://farm4.static.flickr.com/3218/2958166658_13f97e7e81.jpg

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2173 on: April 08, 2010, 12:05:38 AM »


"The Matlix has you."
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2174 on: April 08, 2010, 12:06:36 AM »
Don't worry man I told you I'm fucking Ace at Descent 3.




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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2175 on: April 08, 2010, 12:08:36 AM »
Quote from: Guitarded on April 08, 2010, 12:05:38 AM
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2176 on: April 08, 2010, 08:14:01 AM »


"First proof-of-concept tests for the invisible tank that would later expose its fatal design flaw."



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Re: Charming idiosyncrasy broken, try again later.
« Reply #2177 on: April 08, 2010, 08:28:22 AM »
Quote from: Super Mario on April 07, 2010, 11:23:56 PM
Go!




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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2178 on: April 08, 2010, 09:05:45 AM »
Greg demonstrates how powerful his enormous penis is. Its so darn big, he can dress it up in a trouser leg and a shoe and people think its a leg! The only downside is the guy in the office who thinks he is a dog. He tried humping it, and the resultant erection sent him flying...
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2179 on: April 08, 2010, 09:32:14 AM »

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2180 on: April 08, 2010, 09:32:42 AM »
"Supplies!"
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2181 on: April 08, 2010, 01:01:31 PM »

Invisible Bouncy Castle.
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Re: Charming idiosyncrasy broken, try again later.
« Reply #2182 on: April 08, 2010, 01:37:03 PM »
Quote from: Super Mario on April 07, 2010, 11:23:56 PM
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2183 on: April 08, 2010, 01:54:45 PM »
and you thought the american office is awkward.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2184 on: April 08, 2010, 02:16:17 PM »
The workshop got the idea of the trust exercise totally wrong.
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Re: Charming idiosyncrasy broken, try again later.
« Reply #2185 on: April 08, 2010, 03:06:29 PM »


"Threesome with The Invisible Man."


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Re: That's what she... Um... Said?
« Reply #2186 on: April 08, 2010, 11:57:21 PM »
Yeah, BRB, there's about four that I need to decide between.

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Why is everything you post the best thing ever said?  :lol

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Re: Words, words, words...
« Reply #2187 on: April 09, 2010, 12:01:02 AM »
The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

Cool Chris - 6
lonestar - 6
ariich - 5
TimmyHiggy - 5
Guitarded - 5
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
progmonster - 3
YtseBitsySpider - 2
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
xanthul - 1


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kingshmegland - 11
rumborak - 11
Zydar - 7
Adami - 7
LeeHarveyKennedy - 7
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HOLY MARY MOTHER OF GOD!!!!!  THIS is why LHK is the President of Awesome.

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Why is everything you post the best thing ever said?  :lol

Quote from: The Texas Pirate! on February 08, 2011, 04:14:10 PM
LHK is beyond EPIC.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2188 on: April 09, 2010, 12:39:14 AM »
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Re: Sorry, I'll never type liek dat agayn
« Reply #2189 on: April 09, 2010, 12:58:26 AM »
Quote from: Guitarded on April 09, 2010, 12:39:14 AM


i can has a fore yeer toor uv doody wif uh manduhtoree sekund toor wearin old body armer, get shot in mah limbs, spend sum months in a porelee mantayned guverment hospitul n cum bak 2 deel wif mah pose tramattik stress dizorder now?
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HOLY MARY MOTHER OF GOD!!!!!  THIS is why LHK is the President of Awesome.

Quote from: ZBomber on March 15, 2010, 03:39:51 PM
Why is everything you post the best thing ever said?  :lol

Quote from: The Texas Pirate! on February 08, 2011, 04:14:10 PM
LHK is beyond EPIC.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2190 on: April 09, 2010, 01:04:14 AM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2191 on: April 09, 2010, 05:48:18 AM »
I love how your tight pussy gripped my big gun.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2192 on: April 09, 2010, 06:53:51 AM »
laser caaaats!
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2193 on: April 09, 2010, 07:18:56 AM »
I shoot it in the pussy, every time.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2194 on: April 09, 2010, 07:29:00 AM »
Many statues were erected in honor of Nicholas when he intercepted the bullet that was aimed for President JFCat.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2195 on: April 09, 2010, 08:15:58 AM »
Quote from: YtseBitsySpider on April 09, 2010, 05:48:18 AM
I love how your tight pussy gripped my big gun.

James Cameron approved! :D

I can't wait to see the giraffe gun for looking over fences.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2196 on: April 09, 2010, 08:16:38 AM »
Quote from: Guitarded on April 09, 2010, 12:39:14 AM


The Tiger Woods gun.  Nails a pussy everytime.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2197 on: April 09, 2010, 10:57:26 PM »
Quote from: kingshmegland on April 09, 2010, 08:15:58 AM
Quote from: YtseBitsySpider on April 09, 2010, 05:48:18 AM
I love how your tight pussy gripped my big gun.
I can't wait to see the giraffe gun for looking over fences.
Is this an entry?
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2198 on: April 09, 2010, 11:26:51 PM »
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Re: Sorry, I'll never type liek dat agayn
« Reply #2199 on: April 10, 2010, 01:11:01 AM »
Quote from: Super Mario on April 09, 2010, 12:58:26 AM
Quote from: Guitarded on April 09, 2010, 12:39:14 AM


i can has a fore yeer toor uv doody wif uh manduhtoree sekund toor wearin old body armer, get shot in mah limbs, spend sum months in a porelee mantayned guverment hospitul n cum bak 2 deel wif mah pose tramattik stress dizorder now?
Winner.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2200 on: April 10, 2010, 01:11:23 AM »
The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

Cool Chris - 6
lonestar - 6
ariich - 5
TimmyHiggy - 5
Guitarded - 5
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
progmonster - 3
YtseBitsySpider - 2
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
xanthul - 1


Hall of fame

tick - 16
zerogravityfat - 11
kingshmegland - 11
rumborak - 11
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
Zydar - 7
Adami - 7
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Re: These things write themselves, really
« Reply #2201 on: April 10, 2010, 11:05:19 AM »
You know what this game hasn't had in a while? A picture you can make a good sex joke about:

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HOLY MARY MOTHER OF GOD!!!!!  THIS is why LHK is the President of Awesome.

Quote from: ZBomber on March 15, 2010, 03:39:51 PM
Why is everything you post the best thing ever said?  :lol

Quote from: The Texas Pirate! on February 08, 2011, 04:14:10 PM
LHK is beyond EPIC.
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Re: These things write themselves, really
« Reply #2202 on: April 10, 2010, 12:23:01 PM »
Quote from: Super Mario on April 10, 2010, 11:05:19 AM
You know what this game hasn't had in a while? A picture you can make a good sex joke about:



Wrestlers can't even 69 right.
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Re: These things write themselves, really
« Reply #2203 on: April 10, 2010, 03:07:40 PM »


"The audience is dead silent now, waiting to see a perfect execution of their famed 'your speedo is my bathing cap'  routine. And here they go, off to the 10-meter board..."

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2204 on: April 10, 2010, 04:56:24 PM »
Novelty condom competition
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