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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2135 on: April 04, 2010, 06:36:35 AM »
ya i should have three...but I lose one for not pm'ing the winner.....LOL
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2136 on: April 04, 2010, 08:03:53 AM »


"Margret, seen in the back smiling, hid her frustration well during the protest. 'Why did they select those two to do the actual protesting?! I am so much more qualified, I have done so much for PETA over the years. I just don't get it. I will ask John, Mike and Robert again, they seemed dead set on the cast'."


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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2137 on: April 04, 2010, 04:11:11 PM »
Thank God they gave us gloves and earmuffs...

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2138 on: April 04, 2010, 04:14:19 PM »
The woman on the right smiles as Neil Patrick Harris walks by, only for him to say "Nope, no fur burgers here either".
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2139 on: April 04, 2010, 04:36:42 PM »


The French were outraged at this demonstration. "Just because we don't shave our armpits doesn't mean we are animals!!"

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2140 on: April 04, 2010, 08:54:24 PM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2141 on: April 04, 2010, 08:54:41 PM »
"I liked when Myung looked like a women's figure skating champion."

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2142 on: April 04, 2010, 08:57:33 PM »
Tim Burtons remake of "UP" was a complete disaster.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2143 on: April 04, 2010, 09:14:38 PM »


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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2144 on: April 04, 2010, 09:32:15 PM »


Ironically just before Dorothy could click her heels together for the third time, she was tragically interrupted by a girl from Idaho named Edna who had arrived for her own adventures in Oz.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2145 on: April 05, 2010, 05:53:40 AM »
Blob's house.
i heard if you put bread in the rooof of your mouth it means oyu don't cvry when you're shoocppig ononsosni.
<br />/I vea aben told buy   spletn spencer adn timhiggy and that zletar guy to potost gcase imm drunk for the fist imeiiiiiiiiiiiii eoand evryoen ois mkaking funof eme :O(<br />
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2146 on: April 05, 2010, 08:19:21 AM »


When are they going to regulate HGH and Steriods in the Worlds Strongest Man Competition.  These guys have no necks.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2147 on: April 05, 2010, 08:21:40 AM »
Jeez, I heard the housing market crashed, but this is rediculous!
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2148 on: April 05, 2010, 08:25:47 AM »
revenge of the forest.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2149 on: April 05, 2010, 08:43:53 PM »
Blob's house.


Succinct, and awesome. Winner!

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2150 on: April 06, 2010, 03:55:45 AM »
Thank you very much!
Here is your new candidate:


EDIT found a better pic. Sorry if you were halfway through a caption...
EDIT2 how about now?
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i heard if you put bread in the rooof of your mouth it means oyu don't cvry when you're shoocppig ononsosni.
<br />/I vea aben told buy   spletn spencer adn timhiggy and that zletar guy to potost gcase imm drunk for the fist imeiiiiiiiiiiiii eoand evryoen ois mkaking funof eme :O(<br />
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2151 on: April 06, 2010, 08:57:25 AM »
I can't see a pic :)
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2152 on: April 06, 2010, 09:20:24 AM »
Though it took many years to pull off, the X chromosones grand escape was short lived as it found itself trapped inside a box of some kind.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2153 on: April 06, 2010, 09:34:59 AM »
cubism as an art movement might have been intriguing at its time, but new generation found it to be far more useful as a toilet paper.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2154 on: April 06, 2010, 09:48:34 AM »

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2155 on: April 06, 2010, 09:55:45 AM »
Yeah looks like a link to a GMail attachment, you need to host the image somewhere else for it to show here.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2156 on: April 06, 2010, 10:20:09 AM »
Yeah, download it and then host it somewhere like photobucket or imageshack.
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i heard if you put bread in the rooof of your mouth it means oyu don't cvry when you're shoocppig ononsosni.
<br />/I vea aben told buy   spletn spencer adn timhiggy and that zletar guy to potost gcase imm drunk for the fist imeiiiiiiiiiiiii eoand evryoen ois mkaking funof eme :O(<br />
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2158 on: April 06, 2010, 04:36:01 PM »


"Dream Theater is the only band known to have needed tranquilizer guns for their groupies. Here a picture of a particularly persistent one. It was mating season."


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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2159 on: April 06, 2010, 04:39:54 PM »
God damnit rumby, doing a DT joke before anyone else can. Oh well, I'll give it a go anyway.




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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2160 on: April 06, 2010, 10:53:42 PM »
When you see it... you will shit bricks.

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Re: Say it out loud, if that helps...
« Reply #2161 on: April 07, 2010, 02:16:59 AM »


"...But did he survive?!"
"Barely."
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2162 on: April 07, 2010, 09:23:23 AM »
Thank you very much!
Here is your new candidate:



ABC's new reality show Bear Matadors!
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2163 on: April 07, 2010, 01:58:12 PM »


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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2164 on: April 07, 2010, 02:01:45 PM »
Thank you very much!
Here is your new candidate:



Timothy Treadwell didn't learn from his mistakes as a child.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2165 on: April 07, 2010, 02:05:41 PM »


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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2166 on: April 07, 2010, 02:09:32 PM »
Thank you very much!
Here is your new candidate:




They say if you see a bear in person you'll shit your pants, but at least you shouldn't squat like you are!
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Say it out loud, if that helps...
« Reply #2167 on: April 07, 2010, 04:58:20 PM »

"...But did he survive?!"
"Barely."

Very punny. VINNER!
i heard if you put bread in the rooof of your mouth it means oyu don't cvry when you're shoocppig ononsosni.
<br />/I vea aben told buy   spletn spencer adn timhiggy and that zletar guy to potost gcase imm drunk for the fist imeiiiiiiiiiiiii eoand evryoen ois mkaking funof eme :O(<br />
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2168 on: April 07, 2010, 09:32:54 PM »
Damn. I thought about posting some lame pun similar to that, but refrained, assuming it had no chance in hell to win.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2169 on: April 07, 2010, 10:01:42 PM »
"Bearly."

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YEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!