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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #210 on: October 11, 2009, 02:35:51 PM »
Scheduling manager Bob was fired after booking class photos and the cleaning of the front steps at the same time.

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #211 on: October 11, 2009, 03:45:48 PM »

and thus the first Indians gone wild video was born.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #212 on: October 11, 2009, 03:58:07 PM »


did you see that 'how i met your mother' episode with robin's canadian sexual euphemism, well get ready because i completely topped that one this weekend.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #213 on: October 12, 2009, 12:14:53 AM »
Just a few more hours left and I'll be choosing the winner. There are some great ones posted so far.

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #214 on: October 12, 2009, 03:11:01 AM »
And the winner is tick for this caption:

The annual Tsunami survivors day gathering was about to bear the brunt of a cruel joke. 

The others were great too, but somehow I found that one to be the most lol worthy. Morbid? Yes. Funny? Yes.

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #215 on: October 12, 2009, 07:17:13 AM »
Thanks Zydar.
This should inspire some good captions.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #216 on: October 12, 2009, 07:29:53 AM »
Tim really regretted letting his wife drive home from the Supermarket.

(I'm from the UK, so this works... :P )

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #217 on: October 12, 2009, 07:34:11 AM »


dealing with nature freaks really drives bob up a wall.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #218 on: October 12, 2009, 07:36:49 AM »
Thanks Zydar.
This should inspire some good captions.


The foliage always gets me too.
“I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart

So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #219 on: October 12, 2009, 07:38:50 AM »
"Nothing can stop Billy when nature calls."

"Now there's a nice tree for Christmas!".

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #220 on: October 12, 2009, 08:54:51 AM »
Now, put it in reverse and floor it.

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #221 on: October 12, 2009, 09:01:55 AM »
Thanks Zydar.
This should inspire some good captions.


Now this is extreme bungy jumping!

Superman, reverse the polarity on the Earth and save Jimmy Olson!
“I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #222 on: October 12, 2009, 09:02:46 AM »


that's what happens when the transformers have a little too much to drink.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #223 on: October 12, 2009, 09:04:04 AM »


that's what happens when the transformers have a little too much to drink.

Classic Z!!!!!  It's like his head is over the toilet! :tup
“I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart

So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #224 on: October 12, 2009, 09:32:03 AM »
The beginning of a long day of mishaps for Sonny Bono on his ski trip.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #225 on: October 12, 2009, 02:14:05 PM »

"...Shit"

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #226 on: October 12, 2009, 02:39:54 PM »
I'm not even going to try and top the Transformer line. :tup

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #227 on: October 12, 2009, 05:19:11 PM »

(this one won't count cause I'm judging this round But I feel this one is necessary :biggrin:)

That's right Dark Master Of Sin, this is what we do with people who start threads like the one you just did ! Have a nice afterlife. DROP HIM ROY !
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #228 on: October 12, 2009, 05:43:02 PM »
 :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
Cracked me up irl. Thank you.  :rollin :rollin :rollin
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #229 on: October 13, 2009, 05:46:31 AM »


that's what happens when the transformers have a little too much to drink.
This one outshined the rest. Your up Z Grav. :tup

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #230 on: October 13, 2009, 05:49:35 AM »


The Standings...
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zerogravityfat - 2
kingshmegland - 2
rumborak - 1
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El Barto - 1
Dark Master Of Sin - 1
BlobVanDam - 1
ariich - 1
Zydar - 1
tick - 1

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #231 on: October 13, 2009, 05:54:14 AM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #232 on: October 13, 2009, 06:03:03 AM »
"When these men were asked if they wanted to come and hold a guy's huge snake, this isn't quite what they were expecting"
Only King could mis-spell a LETTER.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #233 on: October 13, 2009, 06:09:18 AM »
edit: what the heck wrong thread
Getting awful crowded in my sky.

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #234 on: October 13, 2009, 06:17:50 AM »
"Almost enough skin to make cute purses for an entire African village".

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #235 on: October 13, 2009, 06:21:58 AM »

Perhaps these men are trying to compensate for something ?
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #236 on: October 13, 2009, 06:27:02 AM »


the surprise party they threw for bob was slightly awkward when all they could feel was his left overs.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #237 on: October 13, 2009, 07:05:10 AM »

Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger, MUSHROOM MUSHROOM.
A big ol' snake - snake...snake, oh it's a snake.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #238 on: October 13, 2009, 07:14:53 AM »


the surprise party they threw for bob was slightly awkward when all they could feel was his left overs.
Made me LOL  :rollin :rollin :rollin

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #239 on: October 13, 2009, 08:14:30 AM »
“I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart

So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #240 on: October 13, 2009, 09:50:05 AM »
Finally a creature had been found that could be made into shoes for Ian Thorpe.

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #241 on: October 13, 2009, 11:03:51 AM »
“I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart

So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #242 on: October 13, 2009, 11:08:11 AM »

The castration of Ron Jeremy.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #243 on: October 13, 2009, 12:06:46 PM »
The last time this many men handled something this bloated, scaly, and slimy was at Kim Kardashian’s 21st birthday party.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #244 on: October 13, 2009, 12:20:20 PM »
About time somebody sympathised with my girlfriend.