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Offline Zydar

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Happy birthday kingshmegland!
« on: March 12, 2024, 01:43:29 AM »


Happy birthday Joe, I hope it's filled with lots of love and cake :laugh:
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Re: Happy birthday kingshmegland!
« Reply #1 on: March 12, 2024, 03:34:27 AM »
Just when you thought a guy couldn’t get any older…


Love ya bro!!
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Re: Happy birthday kingshmegland!
« Reply #2 on: March 12, 2024, 04:59:35 AM »
Happy birthday, ya sexy hunk!
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Re: Happy birthday kingshmegland!
« Reply #3 on: March 12, 2024, 06:35:02 AM »
Happy birthday Joe,
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Re: Happy birthday kingshmegland!
« Reply #4 on: March 12, 2024, 06:41:23 AM »
Happy birthday old young man!
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Re: Happy birthday kingshmegland!
« Reply #5 on: March 12, 2024, 06:46:53 AM »
Happy Birthday Joe!
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Re: Happy birthday kingshmegland!
« Reply #6 on: March 12, 2024, 07:38:22 AM »
Thank you, everyone.  Great birthday today.  I didn't sleep last night and my boss is showing up today.  LOL
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Re: Happy birthday kingshmegland!
« Reply #7 on: March 12, 2024, 07:40:09 AM »
Have a wonderful diurnal anomaly.
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Re: Happy birthday kingshmegland!
« Reply #8 on: March 12, 2024, 07:40:26 AM »
Didn't sleep, you say  ;)
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Re: Happy birthday kingshmegland!
« Reply #9 on: March 12, 2024, 08:13:58 AM »
Happy birthday, my good man!

Glad things are starting to go your way. Feel free to pee on your bosses shoes.
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Re: Happy birthday kingshmegland!
« Reply #10 on: March 12, 2024, 08:15:30 AM »
 :tup
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Re: Happy birthday kingshmegland!
« Reply #11 on: March 12, 2024, 09:14:08 AM »
Happy birthday King

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Re: Happy birthday kingshmegland!
« Reply #12 on: March 12, 2024, 09:32:58 AM »
Have a great B Day Joe!!!
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Re: Happy birthday kingshmegland!
« Reply #13 on: March 12, 2024, 10:57:26 AM »
Happy birthday Joe  :metal
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Re: Happy birthday kingshmegland!
« Reply #14 on: March 12, 2024, 12:24:54 PM »
Happy birthday and continue kicking ass!
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Re: Happy birthday kingshmegland!
« Reply #15 on: March 12, 2024, 05:04:01 PM »
Big hugs with an 'accidental' yet firm tap on dat ass.... love you man  :heart
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Re: Happy birthday kingshmegland!
« Reply #16 on: March 12, 2024, 06:18:43 PM »
I'll take an intentional grope.
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: Happy birthday kingshmegland!
« Reply #17 on: March 12, 2024, 06:57:21 PM »
Happy Birthday Joe, have a great one bud, you deserve it!  :metal
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Re: Happy birthday kingshmegland!
« Reply #18 on: March 12, 2024, 07:20:45 PM »
Happy birthday! :metal
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Re: Happy birthday kingshmegland!
« Reply #19 on: March 12, 2024, 07:57:40 PM »
Thank you everyone. I've got 2 new kittens between my legs underneath my blanket on me.

Heaven really. 
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So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Happy birthday kingshmegland!
« Reply #20 on: March 12, 2024, 08:07:24 PM »
Whatever works..
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: Happy birthday kingshmegland!
« Reply #21 on: March 12, 2024, 08:08:08 PM »
Quote from: King Postwhore on March 12, 2024, 07:57:40 PM
Thank you everyone. I've got 2 new kittens between my legs underneath my blanket on me.

Heaven really.

Is this code for the queen?
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Re: Happy birthday kingshmegland!
« Reply #22 on: March 12, 2024, 08:09:35 PM »
Quote from: wolfking on March 12, 2024, 08:08:08 PM
Quote from: King Postwhore on March 12, 2024, 07:57:40 PM
Thank you everyone. I've got 2 new kittens between my legs underneath my blanket on me.

Heaven really.

Is this code for the queen?

It's code for testicles.
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Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 10:06:35 AM
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Quote from: bl5150 on August 18, 2015, 06:28:52 AM
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
Quote from: Buddyhunter1 on April 22, 2023, 06:54:45 PM
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Happy birthday kingshmegland!
« Reply #23 on: March 12, 2024, 08:10:31 PM »
Quote from: TAC on March 12, 2024, 08:09:35 PM
Quote from: wolfking on March 12, 2024, 08:08:08 PM
Quote from: King Postwhore on March 12, 2024, 07:57:40 PM
Thank you everyone. I've got 2 new kittens between my legs underneath my blanket on me.

Heaven really.

Is this code for the queen?

It's code for testicles.

Ah, of course.  :lol
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Re: Happy birthday kingshmegland!
« Reply #24 on: March 12, 2024, 08:13:06 PM »
He’s got two new testicles? Does that mean he had four all together or are these replacements?
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Re: Happy birthday kingshmegland!
« Reply #25 on: March 12, 2024, 08:19:05 PM »
Quote from: Adami on March 12, 2024, 08:13:06 PM
He’s got two new testicles? Does that mean he had four all together or are these replacements?


Not sure, but he did say that he'd be kicking ass this year.
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Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 10:06:35 AM
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
Quote from: Buddyhunter1 on April 22, 2023, 06:54:45 PM
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Happy birthday kingshmegland!
« Reply #26 on: March 12, 2024, 08:23:28 PM »
Fuck. 3 new kittens. I'm not from Total Recall bruhs. 
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Re: Happy birthday kingshmegland!
« Reply #27 on: March 12, 2024, 08:25:02 PM »
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Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 10:06:35 AM
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
Quote from: Buddyhunter1 on April 22, 2023, 06:54:45 PM
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Happy birthday kingshmegland!
« Reply #28 on: March 12, 2024, 10:20:28 PM »
Quote from: TAC on March 12, 2024, 08:25:02 PM


 :lol  He's referring to the chick in the movie with 3 tits.
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Re: Happy birthday kingshmegland!
« Reply #29 on: March 12, 2024, 10:26:18 PM »
Quote from: wolfking on March 12, 2024, 10:20:28 PM
Quote from: TAC on March 12, 2024, 08:25:02 PM


 :lol  He's referring to the chick in the movie with 3 tits.
As usual Tim is lost. :biggrin:
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Re: Happy birthday kingshmegland!
« Reply #30 on: March 13, 2024, 04:15:22 AM »
Best birthday gift ever. Tim lost. :lol
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So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Happy birthday kingshmegland!
« Reply #31 on: March 13, 2024, 04:18:32 AM »
Quote from: King Postwhore on March 13, 2024, 04:15:22 AM
Best birthday gift ever. Tim lost. :lol

It's your birthday every day?   ;D
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Re: Happy birthday kingshmegland!
« Reply #32 on: March 13, 2024, 04:23:53 AM »
Should be. I am the King.
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So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Happy birthday kingshmegland!
« Reply #33 on: March 13, 2024, 06:59:13 AM »
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Re: Happy birthday kingshmegland!
« Reply #34 on: March 13, 2024, 07:15:49 AM »
Isn't Total Recall the movie with Arnold? I saw that when it came out. haven't seen it since though. I don't remember.
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Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 10:06:35 AM
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
Quote from: Buddyhunter1 on April 22, 2023, 06:54:45 PM
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol
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