A real fun "What If??" question to ask (Rick Wakeman and JRR Tolkien's Version)

[TheHoveringSojourn808]

never heard of him. wikipedia said he died in a plane crash though, RIP, i guess

That's too bad. How old was he? Seventeen?

says he was 62 at the time of his death, no idea when the crash was

interestingly enough he is from colorado (where i live). i've never heard of him though, haha

Where the hell are you reading this bollocks?  The same place that told you MP took legal action to rejoin the band??

wikipedia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kip_Winger

didn't know he played on a Bob Dylan album, pretty cool.

Nice trolling mate.

EDIT: Looks like on a refresh it was removed. Someone must have recently edited the page.

What a stunning coincidence........

are you admitting to it?

[wolfking]

never heard of him. wikipedia said he died in a plane crash though, RIP, i guess

That's too bad. How old was he? Seventeen?

says he was 62 at the time of his death, no idea when the crash was

interestingly enough he is from colorado (where i live). i've never heard of him though, haha

Where the hell are you reading this bollocks?  The same place that told you MP took legal action to rejoin the band??

wikipedia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kip_Winger

didn't know he played on a Bob Dylan album, pretty cool.

Nice trolling mate.

EDIT: Looks like on a refresh it was removed. Someone must have recently edited the page.

What a stunning coincidence........

are you admitting to it?

to what

[TheHoveringSojourn808]

never heard of him. wikipedia said he died in a plane crash though, RIP, i guess

That's too bad. How old was he? Seventeen?

says he was 62 at the time of his death, no idea when the crash was

interestingly enough he is from colorado (where i live). i've never heard of him though, haha

Where the hell are you reading this bollocks?  The same place that told you MP took legal action to rejoin the band??

wikipedia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kip_Winger

didn't know he played on a Bob Dylan album, pretty cool.

Nice trolling mate.

EDIT: Looks like on a refresh it was removed. Someone must have recently edited the page.

What a stunning coincidence........

are you admitting to it?

to what

recently editing the page; as well as enjoying the musical stylings of Dream Townsend (to bring us back to the thread topic)

[TAC]

never heard of him. wikipedia said he died in a plane crash though, RIP, i guess

That's too bad. How old was he? Seventeen?

says he was 62 at the time of his death, no idea when the crash was

interestingly enough he is from colorado (where i live). i've never heard of him though, haha

Where the hell are you reading this bollocks?  The same place that told you MP took legal action to rejoin the band??

wikipedia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kip_Winger

didn't know he played on a Bob Dylan album, pretty cool.

Nice trolling mate.

EDIT: Looks like on a refresh it was removed. Someone must have recently edited the page.

What a stunning coincidence........

Good thing because this thread was heading for a heartbreak.

[wolfking]

Yes, that's something I do often.  I somehow knew that you were going to look him up on wikipedia so quickly went to his page and made up a story about a fictitious death so you would then find it, post about it and then I could act all confused and call you out and then quickly delete it to fuck with you.

I'm a fucking mastermind I tell ya. 

I'm a sick fuck but not that fucking sick.

[TAC]

I'm just glad he pulled through.

[TheHoveringSojourn808]

Yes, that's something I do often.  I somehow knew that you were going to look him up on wikipedia so quickly went to his page and made up a story about a fictitious death so you would then find it, post about it and then I could act all confused and call you out and then quickly delete it.

I'm a fucking mastermind I tell ya. 

I'm a sick fuck but not that fucking sick.

i mean you would know that most people go to wikipedia to learn about new things so it'd be the first place you would check to quickly troll me. i'm onto you

[TheHoveringSojourn808]

I'm just glad he pulled through.

he pulled through spectaculartly

[wolfking]

I suddenly really miss wild ranger

[TheHoveringSojourn808]

anyway, now that we cleared up wolfie's silly prank can we get back to the topic of hand, which is "what if Devin Townsend replaced JP and JLB in Dream Theater?"

what sounds of Devin's would you want them to blend in with the classic DT sound?

[Metro]

EDIT: Looks like on a refresh it was removed. Someone must have recently edited the page.

Revision history for that wikipedia page shows that that's not true
https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Kip_Winger&action=history


Methinks somebody just discovered Inspect Element

See how easy it is?

[wolfking]

anyway, now that we cleared up wolfie's silly prank can we get back to the topic of hand, which is "what if Devin Townsend replaced JP and JLB in Dream Theater?"

what sounds of Devin's would you want them to blend in with the classic DT sound?

I'm just gonna walk away pal.  Have a nice day with your thread.

[Skeever]

I have no idea who Kip Winger is, being straight up here.

[TheHoveringSojourn808]

anyway, now that we cleared up wolfie's silly prank can we get back to the topic of hand, which is "what if Devin Townsend replaced JP and JLB in Dream Theater?"

what sounds of Devin's would you want them to blend in with the classic DT sound?

I'm just gonna walk away pal.  Have a nice day with your thread.

i'd rather hear your opinion of devin townsend and devin theater

[TheHoveringSojourn808]

EDIT: Looks like on a refresh it was removed. Someone must have recently edited the page.

Revision history for that wikipedia page shows that that's not true
https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Kip_Winger&action=history


Methinks somebody just discovered Inspect Element

See how easy it is?

nah, when the auto reverter cleans it up it just scrubs the history. it's likely the change was only there for a few moments

source: i used to work for wikipedia

[HOF]

never heard of him. wikipedia said he died in a plane crash though, RIP, i guess

That's too bad. How old was he? Seventeen?

says he was 62 at the time of his death, no idea when the crash was

interestingly enough he is from colorado (where i live). i've never heard of him though, haha

Where the hell are you reading this bollocks?  The same place that told you MP took legal action to rejoin the band??

wikipedia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kip_Winger

didn't know he played on a Bob Dylan album, pretty cool.

Nice trolling mate.

EDIT: Looks like on a refresh it was removed. Someone must have recently edited the page.

What a stunning coincidence........

Good thing because this thread was heading for a heartbreak.

I can't get enough of this quote tree.

[TheHoveringSojourn808]

never heard of him. wikipedia said he died in a plane crash though, RIP, i guess

That's too bad. How old was he? Seventeen?

says he was 62 at the time of his death, no idea when the crash was

interestingly enough he is from colorado (where i live). i've never heard of him though, haha

Where the hell are you reading this bollocks?  The same place that told you MP took legal action to rejoin the band??

wikipedia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kip_Winger

didn't know he played on a Bob Dylan album, pretty cool.

Nice trolling mate.

EDIT: Looks like on a refresh it was removed. Someone must have recently edited the page.

What a stunning coincidence........

Good thing because this thread was heading for a heartbreak.

I can't get enough of this quote tree.

guess what? you're now apart of it, mate

[King Puppies and the Acid Guppies]

never heard of him. wikipedia said he died in a plane crash though, RIP, i guess

That's too bad. How old was he? Seventeen?

says he was 62 at the time of his death, no idea when the crash was

interestingly enough he is from colorado (where i live). i've never heard of him though, haha

Where the hell are you reading this bollocks?  The same place that told you MP took legal action to rejoin the band??

wikipedia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kip_Winger

didn't know he played on a Bob Dylan album, pretty cool.

Nice trolling mate.

I mean, he is just a ChatGPT bot...

[TheHoveringSojourn808]

rude

[Metro]

What happened to The Great Ape?

[Madman Shepherd]

This is certainly real fun.

[King Puppies and the Acid Guppies]

What happened to The Great Ape?

That ChatGPT bot was discontinued.

[TheHoveringSojourn808]

What happened to The Great Ape?

honestly, i have no clue, looks like he was banned though

[jammindude]

What happened to The Great Ape?

That ChatGPT bot was discontinued.

Apparently he’s back…

[crystalstars17]

**Studiously avoiding this thread**

[hefdaddy42]

What if.....

both JP and JLB departed the band, and in their place, MP, JR, and JM teamed up with.. Devin Townsend?

sounds kind of insane, but also it would be a seismic shift in the bands sound and direction

Obviously, it'll never happen, but if it did, hell, even if it was just a side project and not even called DT, it would be awesome

What do y'all think? 

I don't think anything about it at all because

it'll never happen

[Adami]

If DT replaced James and JP with Devin, I would want them to replace Portnoy with Ryan Van Poederooyen, John Myung with Brian "Beav" Waddell, and JR with Dave Young, add Mark Cimino on second guitar and even get Anneke van Giersbergen for vocals too.

Now that's a DT lineup I can get behind.

[Metro]

Sounds addicting.

[TheHoveringSojourn808]

What if.....

both JP and JLB departed the band, and in their place, MP, JR, and JM teamed up with.. Devin Townsend?

sounds kind of insane, but also it would be a seismic shift in the bands sound and direction

Obviously, it'll never happen, but if it did, hell, even if it was just a side project and not even called DT, it would be awesome

What do y'all think? 

I don't think anything about it at all because

it'll never happen

sometimes it's fun to let the creative juices flow tho, daddio

[hefdaddy42]

What if.....

both JP and JLB departed the band, and in their place, MP, JR, and JM teamed up with.. Devin Townsend?

sounds kind of insane, but also it would be a seismic shift in the bands sound and direction

Obviously, it'll never happen, but if it did, hell, even if it was just a side project and not even called DT, it would be awesome

What do y'all think? 

I don't think anything about it at all because

it'll never happen

sometimes it's fun to let the creative juices flow tho, daddio

Sometimes

[Stadler]

What if.....

both JP and JLB departed the band, and in their place, MP, JR, and JM teamed up with.. Devin Townsend?

sounds kind of insane, but also it would be a seismic shift in the bands sound and direction

Obviously, it'll never happen, but if it did, hell, even if it was just a side project and not even called DT, it would be awesome

What do y'all think? 

I don't think anything about it at all because

it'll never happen

sometimes it's fun to let the creative juices flow tho, daddio

Sometimes

Is this one of those times, tho?   


I love DT, and I love DT, but I don't want DT².  They scratch separate itches and to put them together, mmm, no thanks.

[hefdaddy42]

Is this one of those times, tho?   

Not for me.

I love DT, and I love DT, but I don't want DT².  They scratch separate itches and to put them together, mmm, no thanks.

I'm with you. 

[Sycsa]

Devin doesn't do anything for me, so my fun dream scenario would be if Rick Wakeman replaced Jordan Rudess and brought an arsenal of vintage synths and Hammond organs with him. Never really liked Jordan's minimalist approach or his choice of sounds tbh.

[TheHoveringSojourn808]

What if.....

both JP and JLB departed the band, and in their place, MP, JR, and JM teamed up with.. Devin Townsend?

sounds kind of insane, but also it would be a seismic shift in the bands sound and direction

Obviously, it'll never happen, but if it did, hell, even if it was just a side project and not even called DT, it would be awesome

What do y'all think? 

I don't think anything about it at all because

it'll never happen

sometimes it's fun to let the creative juices flow tho, daddio

Sometimes

Is this one of those times, tho?   


I love DT, and I love DT, but I don't want DT².  They scratch separate itches and to put them together, mmm, no thanks.

what if it was gene simmons and paul stanley joining instead?

[bosk1]

People complain about trolls posting here and troll posts specifically, and yet many of those same people continue to post and respond, feeding the trolls and encouraging the very behavior you are complaining about.  If you don't want to deal with trolls, don't feed them.  Simple as that.