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"Meat puppet monosodium glutamate"
"Mr. Petrucci goes to Barad-dur"
"Grab your partner by the tits, swing 'er 'round until she shits!"
wolfking "Dragonforce needs a Vick's lozenge"
"Melancholy Bananarama Uruk Orchestra"
lonestar "Stiffy in a Mogen"
"Barbie Marley and the Djenty Jailers?"
"Limburger lies down on Broadway and gets run over."
"Briused Dick and Sons"
"Phil Spector finds his migraine medicine,"
"Sauron's monks gleefully march to the black gate."
Puppies "Is it possible to be bored with anxiety?"
"The tasty center almost redeems the stale Oreo."
"More ups and downs than Osaka Prefecture."
"Mike Hammer get's his foot caught in a stump grinder."
Elite "The Ghost Riders stop by the county fair for a beer."
"Five finger death punch to Nickelback's throat."