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Stadler

All I know is the odds of me counting my chews at dinner just increased, and knowing myself like I do, I'm likely going to be burning brain cells working through this while watching the Bruins later.  Thanks. Thanks a lot.

lonestar


TAC

Quote from: Stadler on December 07, 2023, 02:07:49 PM
All I know is the odds of me counting my chews at dinner just increased, and knowing myself like I do, I'm likely going to be burning brain cells working through this while watching the Bruins later.  Thanks. Thanks a lot.

Bullshit. Pretty sure you're usually figuring out mouth width and depth, at least during the pregame show. ;D
Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 09:06:35 AMwould have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Quote from: DTwwbwMP on October 10, 2024, 11:26:46 AMDISAPPOINTED.. I hoped for something more along the lines of ADTOE.

hefdaddy42

Quote from: Vmadera00 on December 07, 2023, 01:54:27 PM
What TAC is saying makes sense though. Is not about the volume of food going into your mouth, but about how much you can bite off in a single bite. If you fold it, that is twice as much as if it was unfolded.

Think about taking two slices of bread, separate, you need twice as many bites to eat them. If you stack them, you can bite off more with a single bite.
No. One mouthful = one mouthful.
Quote from: BlobVanDam on December 11, 2014, 08:19:46 PMHef is right on all things. Except for when I disagree with him. In which case he's probably still right.

jingle.boy

How TAC and Victor learned to eat as children...

Quote from: Jamesman42 on September 20, 2024, 12:38:03 PM
Quote from: TAC on September 19, 2024, 05:23:01 PMHow is this even possible? Are we playing or what, people??
So I just checked, and, uh, you are one of the two who haven't sent.
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on September 20, 2024, 12:46:33 PMTim's roulette police card is hereby revoked!

hefdaddy42

Quote from: BlobVanDam on December 11, 2014, 08:19:46 PMHef is right on all things. Except for when I disagree with him. In which case he's probably still right.

TAC

Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 09:06:35 AMwould have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Quote from: DTwwbwMP on October 10, 2024, 11:26:46 AMDISAPPOINTED.. I hoped for something more along the lines of ADTOE.

pg1067

Quote from: jingle.boy on December 07, 2023, 01:44:59 PM
How does the volume of food you can put in your mouth all of a sudden allow for *double* the amount of pizza in a single bite?  Let me ask you this.  Let's say it takes 16 bites to finish a 10oz NY striploin.  If you fold it in half, are you going to finish it in 8 bites?

Now I want to try folding my steak.

Tim, I see where you're going, but if I'm eating this burger:



I'm going to take bigger "bites" (in the 2-dimensional sense that you previously described) than if I'm eating this burger:



Why?  Because, in the 3-dimensional sense, I want roughly the same volume of food in each bite.

TAC

Quote from: pg1067 on December 07, 2023, 03:13:05 PM
Quote from: jingle.boy on December 07, 2023, 01:44:59 PM
How does the volume of food you can put in your mouth all of a sudden allow for *double* the amount of pizza in a single bite?  Let me ask you this.  Let's say it takes 16 bites to finish a 10oz NY striploin.  If you fold it in half, are you going to finish it in 8 bites?

Now I want to try folding my steak.

Tim, I see where you're going, but if I'm eating this burger:



I'm going to take bigger "bites" (in the 2-dimensional sense that you previously described) than if I'm eating this burger:



Why?  Because, in the 3-dimensional sense, I want roughly the same volume of food in each bite.

Well, the problem there is that it's too tall for the height of your mouth, and therefor likely an outlier to what I'm saying. The height of the burger will change the how deep you can put it in your mouth and how wide as well. In the example of a pizza, or Victor's two bread slice example, the height of the folded pizza slice or the two pieces of bread does not change the length and width of the actual bite.
Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 09:06:35 AMwould have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Quote from: DTwwbwMP on October 10, 2024, 11:26:46 AMDISAPPOINTED.. I hoped for something more along the lines of ADTOE.

wolfking

Quote from: Adami on December 07, 2023, 05:37:58 AM
Minus the ranch dressing, Wolfs idea don't sound too bad.



And folding pizza is the correct way. Unless it's not NY style.

Thank you sir!  I mean, you can use any sauce you want, or if there's enough pizza sauce on your pizza, then no sauce required, it's all a win!

wolfking

Quote from: twosuitsluke on December 07, 2023, 12:21:05 PM
Quote from: wolfking on December 06, 2023, 07:54:19 PM
I have been known to do the old chip/fries pizza sandwich.  Slice of pizza, shit load of chips on top, maybe some ranch sauce on the chips, then sandwich the top of that bitch with another slice of pizza face down.   

To be honest dude, that sounds fucking incredible. I'd maybe switch up the sauce, but other than that I'm good to go.


It sounds incredible because it is incredible!!  As I mentioned, you have options for sauce, or no sauce.

Also, reading through the last page is making my head spin like a top!

wolfking

Quote from: Indiscipline on December 07, 2023, 01:55:21 PM
This would be a wonderful conversation while on a date with a complete stranger.

I'm so grateful in reading the last page before my blind date tonight.  I've been stressing hard on a conversation piece.


TAC

Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 09:06:35 AMwould have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Quote from: DTwwbwMP on October 10, 2024, 11:26:46 AMDISAPPOINTED.. I hoped for something more along the lines of ADTOE.

hefdaddy42

Quote from: BlobVanDam on December 11, 2014, 08:19:46 PMHef is right on all things. Except for when I disagree with him. In which case he's probably still right.

jingle.boy

Quote from: Jamesman42 on September 20, 2024, 12:38:03 PM
Quote from: TAC on September 19, 2024, 05:23:01 PMHow is this even possible? Are we playing or what, people??
So I just checked, and, uh, you are one of the two who haven't sent.
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on September 20, 2024, 12:46:33 PMTim's roulette police card is hereby revoked!

Stadler

Quote from: TAC on December 07, 2023, 02:13:30 PM
Quote from: Stadler on December 07, 2023, 02:07:49 PM
All I know is the odds of me counting my chews at dinner just increased, and knowing myself like I do, I'm likely going to be burning brain cells working through this while watching the Bruins later.  Thanks. Thanks a lot.

Bullshit. Pretty sure you're usually figuring out mouth width and depth, at least during the pregame show. ;D

This is unfortunately true.  :)