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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. I live , I Die, I Live Again!
« Reply #700 on: March 20, 2024, 09:24:25 AM »
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Hell no, that shit is fly.
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« Reply #701 on: March 20, 2024, 09:29:31 AM »
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« Reply #702 on: March 20, 2024, 11:15:47 AM »
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« Reply #703 on: March 20, 2024, 11:23:31 AM »
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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« Reply #704 on: March 20, 2024, 11:24:04 AM »
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Oh shit!  I still have one of these.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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« Reply #705 on: March 20, 2024, 11:28:50 AM »
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« Reply #706 on: March 20, 2024, 11:31:25 AM »
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« Reply #707 on: March 20, 2024, 11:32:27 AM »
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« Reply #708 on: March 20, 2024, 11:34:27 AM »
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A totally appropriate and welcome gift.   :) :) :)

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« Reply #709 on: March 20, 2024, 11:42:26 AM »
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A totally appropriate and welcome gift.   :) :) :)

Yeah, I was gonna say..
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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« Reply #710 on: March 20, 2024, 11:44:15 AM »

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« Reply #711 on: March 20, 2024, 11:44:51 AM »
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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« Reply #712 on: March 20, 2024, 11:52:04 AM »
Porn magazine

A totally appropriate and welcome gift.   :) :) :)

Yeah, I was gonna say..

Used porn magazine
Funny story...when I was in high school, me and my friends went hiking at this park which runs along a river. We saw something on top of some rocks near the water so we went to see what it was...Well turns out it was a porn magazine. Lets just say the "models" and people in the magazine were not in their prime.
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« Reply #713 on: March 20, 2024, 12:43:38 PM »
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« Reply #714 on: March 22, 2024, 04:35:56 AM »
Porn magazine

A totally appropriate and welcome gift.   :) :) :)

Yeah, I was gonna say..

Used porn magazine

Sticky pages and all I assume.

Worst gift for sure.  You're up, Ale

Though... if this was my scene, I'd have gone a little more obtuse; like "chlamydia" or "Your parents' explanation why you were the reason they divorced"
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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« Reply #715 on: March 22, 2024, 07:08:37 AM »
Used band-aid collection.  Vintage.

"Vintage"; nice touch!  :)

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« Reply #716 on: March 22, 2024, 07:23:38 AM »
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« Reply #717 on: March 22, 2024, 09:19:29 AM »
Hef is right on all things. Except for when I disagree with him. In which case he's probably still right.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. I live , I Die, I Live Again!
« Reply #718 on: March 27, 2024, 07:02:28 AM »
Sorry, I didn't notice I had won.

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« Reply #719 on: March 27, 2024, 07:02:55 AM »
You ugly
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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« Reply #720 on: March 27, 2024, 07:21:33 AM »
I was told it's rude to point.
Clearly it's your mouth that's the problem here.
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« Reply #721 on: March 27, 2024, 07:30:49 AM »
I ate a Burrito like...5 minutes ago.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. I live , I Die, I Live Again!
« Reply #722 on: March 27, 2024, 07:39:43 AM »
I ate a Burrito like...5 minutes ago.

Isn't that how Gary Gygax preps?
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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« Reply #723 on: March 27, 2024, 09:32:54 AM »
Isn't that how Gary Gygax preps?
That seems like a really odd reference.
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« Reply #724 on: March 27, 2024, 09:34:33 AM »

Isn't that how Gary Gygax preps?
That seems like a really odd reference.


Not according to Kingshmegland. He told me he was a gassy pornstar.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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« Reply #725 on: March 27, 2024, 09:36:15 AM »
That seems like a really odd reference.



Not according to Kingshmegland. He told me he was a gassy pornstar.
That is not who Gary Gygax is.

Gary Gygax is the creator of the game Dungeons & Dragons (well, co-creator, I guess, but definitely the driving force behind it).
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« Reply #726 on: March 27, 2024, 09:38:39 AM »
Yes, I found out after the fact.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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« Reply #727 on: March 27, 2024, 09:40:54 AM »
lol
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« Reply #728 on: March 27, 2024, 09:49:52 AM »
Her last name was "Schiff". 

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« Reply #729 on: March 27, 2024, 09:53:06 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. I live , I Die, I Live Again!
« Reply #730 on: March 27, 2024, 09:57:23 AM »
An offer of fellatio from a cannibal.

Her name is Martina
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Remember the mark of a great vocalist is if TAC hates them with a special passion

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« Reply #731 on: March 27, 2024, 10:01:23 AM »
It's cold!
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« Reply #732 on: March 27, 2024, 10:10:08 AM »
I WAS IN THE POOL!
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Remember the mark of a great vocalist is if TAC hates them with a special passion

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« Reply #733 on: March 27, 2024, 12:10:49 PM »
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« Reply #734 on: March 27, 2024, 05:20:28 PM »
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