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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. I live , I Die, I Live Again!
« Reply #35 on: November 23, 2023, 05:24:53 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. I live , I Die, I Live Again!
« Reply #36 on: November 23, 2023, 05:26:34 PM »
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Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 10:06:35 AM
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. I live , I Die, I Live Again!
« Reply #37 on: November 23, 2023, 06:52:09 PM »
The New Hoover 3000: Unlike your wife, this will suck hard on demand

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. I live , I Die, I Live Again!
« Reply #38 on: November 23, 2023, 08:28:13 PM »
Coors - still tastes like piss

Craft brew - slightly better than cat piss

Whose Line Is It Anyway?  Who fucking cares?

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. I live , I Die, I Live Again!
« Reply #39 on: November 24, 2023, 04:37:50 AM »
Pabs Blue Ribbon: Direct from farm to can!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. I live , I Die, I Live Again!
« Reply #40 on: November 24, 2023, 07:50:01 AM »
Get your shit together, with Charmin!

Tyson chicken - Eat a bag of peckers!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. I live , I Die, I Live Again!
« Reply #41 on: November 24, 2023, 09:19:54 AM »
The Emmys: Still Slappin

Domino's: Lukewarm and mildly stale
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That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. I live , I Die, I Live Again!
« Reply #42 on: November 27, 2023, 12:00:30 PM »
Nick's Funeral Home.  You Kill 'Em, We Chill 'Em.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. I live , I Die, I Live Again!
« Reply #43 on: November 27, 2023, 01:34:07 PM »
Quote from: Snow Dog on November 24, 2023, 07:50:01 AM

Tyson chicken - Eat a bag of peckers!


Ok.  I chuckled at this one.  Winner!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. I live , I Die, I Live Again!
« Reply #44 on: November 27, 2023, 06:15:27 PM »

Thanks!

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. I live , I Die, I Live Again!
« Reply #45 on: November 27, 2023, 06:17:44 PM »
Drop your pants.
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Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 10:06:35 AM
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Quote from: bl5150 on August 18, 2015, 06:28:52 AM
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
Quote from: Buddyhunter1 on April 22, 2023, 06:54:45 PM
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. I live , I Die, I Live Again!
« Reply #46 on: November 27, 2023, 06:28:36 PM »
Your wife has an amazing rack.
« Last Edit: November 27, 2023, 07:11:01 PM by wolfking »
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Everyone else, except Wolfking is wrong.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. I live , I Die, I Live Again!
« Reply #47 on: November 27, 2023, 06:51:56 PM »
No pictures of duck butter were found on your phone

The chicken didn't actually care how many strikeouts Dwight Gooden had in 1984.

Why are you always down to fuck?

Jesus, what is wrong with you?
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That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. I live , I Die, I Live Again!
« Reply #48 on: November 27, 2023, 06:53:20 PM »
I'm sorry, did you say 'lube in the face?'  You sick fucker.........I like it!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. I live , I Die, I Live Again!
« Reply #49 on: November 27, 2023, 06:59:33 PM »
What?  What?  What?  Your accent makes it as hard to understand you as your typing. 
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Quote from: Stadler on January 03, 2024, 10:00:00 AM
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. I live , I Die, I Live Again!
« Reply #50 on: November 27, 2023, 11:11:35 PM »
I’ll answer your request, but first…..did you ever drink water at the Marine Corps Base Camp Lejeune between the years of 1979-1988? If so, you could be entitled to a settlement.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. I live , I Die, I Live Again!
« Reply #51 on: November 27, 2023, 11:57:59 PM »
For the last time Bill…..I cannot erase the Epstein Island flight logs.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. I live , I Die, I Live Again!
« Reply #52 on: November 28, 2023, 01:42:55 AM »
"No, you shouldn't return the cart. That would be dangerous."
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. I live , I Die, I Live Again!
« Reply #53 on: November 28, 2023, 06:05:27 AM »
"Your mother would be ashamed of that"
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. I live , I Die, I Live Again!
« Reply #54 on: November 28, 2023, 06:18:14 AM »
Your wife is cheating on you, and your parents never loved you.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. I live , I Die, I Live Again!
« Reply #55 on: November 28, 2023, 07:03:25 AM »
Ask someone who gives a shit. I'm on break.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. I live , I Die, I Live Again!
« Reply #56 on: November 28, 2023, 07:20:34 AM »
Yes, I am also sick of hearing about the Patriots.  Fuck those guys.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. I live , I Die, I Live Again!
« Reply #57 on: November 28, 2023, 07:44:01 AM »
Quote from: gmillerdrake on November 27, 2023, 11:11:35 PM
I’ll answer your request, but first…..did you ever drink water at the Marine Corps Base Camp Lejeune between the years of 1979-1988? If so, you could be entitled to a settlement.

HAHAHAHA
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. I live , I Die, I Live Again!
« Reply #58 on: November 28, 2023, 07:46:46 AM »
I'm super excited to answer your insanely relevant request.


Mike Portnoy is back in Dream Theater, in case you didn't hear.


Before I answer your question, please note that Taylor Swift is currently in Kansas City with Travis Kelce.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. I live , I Die, I Live Again!
« Reply #59 on: November 28, 2023, 07:57:44 AM »
Every breath you take....And every move you make....Every bond you break....Every step you take....I'll be watching you....Every single day....And every word you say....Every game you play....every night you stay....I'll be watching you
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. I live , I Die, I Live Again!
« Reply #60 on: November 28, 2023, 08:36:21 AM »
Hello, Dave.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. I live , I Die, I Live Again!
« Reply #61 on: November 28, 2023, 08:40:40 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. I live , I Die, I Live Again!
« Reply #62 on: November 28, 2023, 09:03:55 AM »
Quote from: hefdaddy42 on November 28, 2023, 08:36:21 AM
Hello, Dave.

Daisy.........daisyyyyyyyyyyy
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. I live , I Die, I Live Again!
« Reply #63 on: November 28, 2023, 11:32:21 AM »
These violent delights have violent ends.
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« Reply #64 on: November 29, 2023, 01:07:29 PM »
Quote from: jingle.boy on November 27, 2023, 06:51:56 PM

Jesus, what is wrong with you?

Could have come straight from Corey Perry's phone.  Made me laugh.  Win.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. I live , I Die, I Live Again!
« Reply #65 on: November 29, 2023, 02:24:24 PM »
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Quote from: Stadler on January 03, 2024, 10:00:00 AM
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I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Remember the mark of a great vocalist is if TAC hates them with a special passion

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. I live , I Die, I Live Again!
« Reply #66 on: November 29, 2023, 02:41:29 PM »
Kingshmegland-Woman's Robe Model
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Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 10:06:35 AM
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Quote from: bl5150 on August 18, 2015, 06:28:52 AM
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
Quote from: Buddyhunter1 on April 22, 2023, 06:54:45 PM
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. I live , I Die, I Live Again!
« Reply #67 on: November 29, 2023, 02:42:35 PM »
Stadler-Full Of Common Sense
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Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 10:06:35 AM
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Quote from: bl5150 on August 18, 2015, 06:28:52 AM
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
Quote from: Buddyhunter1 on April 22, 2023, 06:54:45 PM
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. I live , I Die, I Live Again!
« Reply #68 on: November 29, 2023, 02:43:29 PM »
Indiscipline and bl5150: DTF's Tag Team...each rotating taking 6 months off
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Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 10:06:35 AM
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Quote from: bl5150 on August 18, 2015, 06:28:52 AM
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
Quote from: Buddyhunter1 on April 22, 2023, 06:54:45 PM
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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« Reply #69 on: November 29, 2023, 02:52:51 PM »
TAC - What the fuck is a tagline?
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