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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. I live , I Die, I Live Again!
« Reply #175 on: December 10, 2023, 09:22:40 PM »
Dehydrated meat.

Moose knuckle.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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« Reply #176 on: December 10, 2023, 09:24:19 PM »
An ass and balls.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. I live , I Die, I Live Again!
« Reply #177 on: December 10, 2023, 10:27:22 PM »
A carcass of a freshly killed deer being blood let hanging from the branch of an Oak Tree
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« Reply #178 on: December 11, 2023, 06:21:29 AM »
The testicles and penis from the leader of the clan we just conquered.


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« Reply #179 on: December 11, 2023, 06:56:37 AM »
Camel Toe
"Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are God. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are God.” — Christopher Hitchens

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. I live , I Die, I Live Again!
« Reply #180 on: December 11, 2023, 07:52:56 AM »
Dehydrated Placenta
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. I live , I Die, I Live Again!
« Reply #181 on: December 11, 2023, 09:27:49 AM »
Dwight Gooden's rookie card.
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I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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« Reply #182 on: December 11, 2023, 09:37:59 AM »
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« Reply #183 on: December 11, 2023, 09:44:01 AM »
A cross
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« Reply #184 on: December 11, 2023, 11:42:07 AM »
Wasp's nest
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« Reply #185 on: December 11, 2023, 12:27:25 PM »
Dwight Gooden's rookie card.

Haha, that was random!!!  :)

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« Reply #186 on: December 11, 2023, 12:35:46 PM »
under a contract...
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« Reply #187 on: December 11, 2023, 01:54:09 PM »
A glass moon.

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« Reply #188 on: December 11, 2023, 01:59:49 PM »

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. I live , I Die, I Live Again!
« Reply #189 on: December 11, 2023, 04:04:22 PM »
A 4kg West Australian Red Emporer (Lutjanus sebae)
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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« Reply #190 on: December 11, 2023, 04:05:37 PM »
A Festivus Pole
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« Reply #191 on: December 11, 2023, 09:11:49 PM »
The constant fear and anxiety of my penis being able to maintain the current erection if the kissing progressed any further.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. I live , I Die, I Live Again!
« Reply #192 on: December 11, 2023, 09:27:47 PM »
Six geese a laying
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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« Reply #193 on: December 11, 2023, 10:57:49 PM »
A Festivus Pole

Simply exquisite. Though I have no idea how this would hang from the doorway. Regardless... You're up!
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« Reply #194 on: December 12, 2023, 07:04:13 AM »
A Festivus Pole

Simply exquisite. Though I have no idea how this would hang from the doorway. Regardless... You're up!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. I live , I Die, I Live Again!
« Reply #195 on: December 12, 2023, 07:11:47 AM »
"Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man, no time to talk"
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« Reply #196 on: December 12, 2023, 07:23:39 AM »
James Lynch. Don't google him at work. (Hint:  "Bow chicka bow-wow!!!")


(I love Peanuts; I cried a little when Charles Schulz died; well, at least when all the tributes were given to him when he did die.  I can't believe I'm desecrating his work that way!!!  :) :) :) :))
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« Reply #197 on: December 12, 2023, 07:54:42 AM »
Originally The McCoy's wrote their song as Hang On Snoopy.  After being rejected, they replaced a letter in the name and the rest is history.
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« Reply #198 on: December 12, 2023, 07:56:43 AM »
Neal Morse.

(I just think it's funny that the Peanuts Christmas special - roughly 25 minutes long - could be scored with one song.)

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. I live , I Die, I Live Again!
« Reply #199 on: December 12, 2023, 09:19:17 AM »
Bobby McFerrin - a capella

Bob and Doug McKenzie doing voice overs

Kiss - "and for our high-school mid-term music project ..."

The Rat Pack - Christmas improvisations

Ted Nugent - sounds from the deer hunt
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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« Reply #200 on: December 12, 2023, 09:23:00 AM »
The reason the adults warble their words is because Kingshmegland write the screenplay for them and that’s how it’s spelled.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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« Reply #201 on: December 12, 2023, 09:27:52 AM »
The reason the adults warble their words is because Kingshmegland write the screenplay for them and that’s how it’s spelled.

I figured he used voice-to-text dictation.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Remember the mark of a great vocalist is if TAC hates them with a special passion

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« Reply #202 on: December 12, 2023, 09:38:53 AM »
Dennis Wilson - You're a Good Man, Charlie Manson.

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« Reply #203 on: December 12, 2023, 10:57:11 AM »
The reason the adults warble their words is because Kingshmegland write the screenplay for them and that’s how it’s spelled.


Probably true since I wouldn't use an 1800's typewriter like you would.
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« Reply #204 on: December 12, 2023, 11:08:44 AM »
Tiny Tim - Tiptoe through the Pumpkin Patch.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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« Reply #205 on: December 12, 2023, 11:11:29 AM »
Ron McKernan was given a shot to compose some songs.   ;)

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« Reply #206 on: December 12, 2023, 11:16:04 AM »
Adam Schiff - The Recorder Sessions.
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« Reply #207 on: December 12, 2023, 11:16:38 AM »
Adam Schiff - The Recorder Sessions.
oof
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« Reply #208 on: December 12, 2023, 11:18:01 AM »
The Christmas Works of Bette Midler (not that there's anything wrong with that).
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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« Reply #209 on: December 12, 2023, 03:20:39 PM »
Alex N. Disiplin - Snoopy's song: The Black and White Bitch
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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