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Offline XJDenton

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Re: An important announcement from the management
« Reply #35 on: April 01, 2023, 10:24:27 AM »
Note from management: XJDenton has been fired, effective immediately for talking to Elon too much about socialism.
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Re: An important announcement from the management
« Reply #36 on: April 01, 2023, 10:43:40 AM »
Is Donald Trump gonna be allowed to post here now?
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Re: An important announcement from the management
« Reply #37 on: April 01, 2023, 10:51:01 AM »
Quote from: lonestar on April 01, 2023, 10:11:52 AM
Quote from: hunnus2000 on April 01, 2023, 09:58:45 AM
Quote from: TheCountOfNYC on April 01, 2023, 09:39:21 AM
I have to say, waking up, clicking on this website, and seeing Elon’s face was a terrible way to start my day. 10/10 would April Fool again.

Amen brutha - Aaaaamen.......

Still won't be as bad as that first time opening the Rebecca Black forum...

I kind of like the Friday song thank you very much.  :tup
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Re: An important announcement from the management
« Reply #38 on: April 01, 2023, 10:58:36 AM »
Quote from: jingle.boy on April 01, 2023, 06:03:21 AM
I can only assume this means Bosk is fired, right?

Or BoSK was MuSK in disguise. I mean, the evidence is there and I never saw them together in the same room.
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Re: An important announcement from the management
« Reply #39 on: April 01, 2023, 11:17:42 AM »
Quote from: Kwyjibo on April 01, 2023, 10:58:36 AM
Quote from: jingle.boy on April 01, 2023, 06:03:21 AM
I can only assume this means Bosk is fired, right?

Or BoSK was MuSK in disguise. I mean, the evidence is there and I never saw them together in the same room.

Hah, I knew something was weird.

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Re: An important announcement from the management
« Reply #40 on: April 01, 2023, 11:24:09 AM »
Finally we are all set free from the clutches of the vile gangster Bosk The Hutt...
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Re: An important announcement from the management
« Reply #41 on: April 01, 2023, 11:33:45 AM »
:clap:
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Re: An important announcement from the management
« Reply #42 on: April 01, 2023, 11:39:21 AM »
Zy!  :lol
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Re: An important announcement from the management
« Reply #43 on: April 01, 2023, 11:40:31 AM »
Quote from: Zydar on April 01, 2023, 11:17:42 AM
Quote from: Kwyjibo on April 01, 2023, 10:58:36 AM
Quote from: jingle.boy on April 01, 2023, 06:03:21 AM
I can only assume this means Bosk is fired, right?

Or BoSK was MuSK in disguise. I mean, the evidence is there and I never saw them together in the same room.

Hah, I knew something was weird.



I can neither confirm nor deny.
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Re: An important announcement from the management
« Reply #44 on: April 01, 2023, 12:19:21 PM »
I've always dreamed of working with Elon... :D
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Re: An important announcement from the management
« Reply #45 on: April 01, 2023, 01:05:28 PM »
Elon Bosk.
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Re: An important announcement from the management
« Reply #46 on: April 01, 2023, 01:37:12 PM »
I tried to report someone and all I got was a poop emoji. What's the deal?
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Re: An important announcement from the management
« Reply #47 on: April 01, 2023, 01:47:54 PM »
Tyranny At Large.
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Re: An important announcement from the management
« Reply #48 on: April 01, 2023, 02:08:40 PM »
Quote from: ProfessorPeart on April 01, 2023, 01:37:12 PM
I tried to report someone and all I got was a poop emoji. What's the deal?

 :lol


:poop:

Do we even have a poop emoji?
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Re: An important announcement from the management
« Reply #49 on: April 01, 2023, 02:20:24 PM »
💩

On your phone you do.
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Re: An important announcement from the management
« Reply #50 on: April 01, 2023, 03:00:33 PM »
Quote from: lonestar on April 01, 2023, 08:36:37 AM
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I feel like its been awhile since the April Fools joke? Or have I just not been paying attention the last few years.

Nice job on this one  :lol

I think we went two years without one.

Every day is April Fool’s for me. Don/Ron 2016 Presidential Campaign has been my std theme ever since.
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Re: An important announcement from the management
« Reply #51 on: April 01, 2023, 03:31:43 PM »
So fired up for more words!!
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Re: An important announcement from the management
« Reply #52 on: April 01, 2023, 03:33:35 PM »
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So fired up for more words!!

My poor thumb is going to have to take a break while I scroll past your posts now...  :neverusethis:
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Re: An important announcement from the management
« Reply #53 on: April 01, 2023, 03:57:28 PM »
<----Thank you Elon!
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Re: An important announcement from the management
« Reply #54 on: April 01, 2023, 05:51:21 PM »
Great news this.  Maybe now I'll finally get my alumni status and an PM box that holds more than 25 messages FFS!
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Re: An important announcement from the management
« Reply #55 on: April 01, 2023, 06:44:46 PM »
Quote from: wolfking on April 01, 2023, 05:51:21 PM
Great news this.  Maybe now I'll finally get my alumni status and an PM box that holds more than 25 messages FFS!
I was just thinking the same thing. This 25 pm limit is pure BS. We were just talking about it in Crow's roulette thread.
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Re: An important announcement from the management
« Reply #56 on: April 01, 2023, 08:53:11 PM »
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on April 01, 2023, 06:44:46 PM
Quote from: wolfking on April 01, 2023, 05:51:21 PM
Great news this.  Maybe now I'll finally get my alumni status and an PM box that holds more than 25 messages FFS!
I was just thinking the same thing. This 25 pm limit is pure BS. We were just talking about it in Crow's roulette thread.

I've asked before to get it increased but never get a response truthfully.
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Re: An important announcement from the management
« Reply #57 on: April 01, 2023, 10:14:35 PM »
So glad I invested in DreamCoin when I did.
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Re: An important announcement from the management
« Reply #58 on: April 02, 2023, 04:54:45 AM »
I've been given a 50 limit PM inbox!   :metal  Thank you Mr Musk......er I mean bosk!!  :hefdaddy
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Re: An important announcement from the management
« Reply #59 on: April 02, 2023, 04:55:20 AM »
Ilumni mission is next!
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Re: An important announcement from the management
« Reply #60 on: April 02, 2023, 07:46:44 AM »
And today, all is right with the world!  :metal
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Re: An important announcement from the management
« Reply #61 on: April 02, 2023, 12:56:28 PM »
Wait, I don’t get my more words?!?   



Haha. Kidding; that was a good one , though!   Well done!!
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Re: An important announcement from the management
« Reply #62 on: April 02, 2023, 11:48:03 PM »
Quote from: wolfking on April 02, 2023, 04:54:45 AM
I've been given a 50 limit PM inbox!   :metal  Thank you Mr Musk......er I mean bosk!!  :hefdaddy
You're welcome.
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Re: An important announcement from the management
« Reply #63 on: April 03, 2023, 12:21:54 AM »
Quote from: ariich on April 02, 2023, 11:48:03 PM
Quote from: wolfking on April 02, 2023, 04:54:45 AM
I've been given a 50 limit PM inbox!   :metal  Thank you Mr Musk......er I mean bosk!!  :hefdaddy
You're welcome.

You did it! :metal
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Re: An important announcement from the management
« Reply #64 on: April 03, 2023, 11:29:17 AM »
Now, could we get the thread unsubscribe option? Please, Mr. Elon Bosk? :biggrin:
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Re: An important announcement from the management
« Reply #65 on: April 03, 2023, 11:52:23 AM »
Quote from: gzarruk on April 03, 2023, 11:29:17 AM
Now, could we get the thread unsubscribe option? Please, Mr. Elon Bosk? :biggrin:

This actually would be a nice little feature
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Re: An important announcement from the management
« Reply #66 on: April 03, 2023, 12:09:45 PM »
Quote from: cramx3 on April 03, 2023, 11:52:23 AM
Quote from: gzarruk on April 03, 2023, 11:29:17 AM
Now, could we get the thread unsubscribe option? Please, Mr. Elon Bosk? :biggrin:

This actually would be a nice little feature
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Re: An important announcement from the management
« Reply #67 on: April 05, 2023, 02:31:27 PM »
Sorry, have been traveling and not on here much.  I'll get to that other stuff that was mentioned.  Glad we had a glorious 4/1!
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Re: An important announcement from the management
« Reply #68 on: April 05, 2023, 03:02:28 PM »
Quote from: XJDenton on April 01, 2023, 04:18:41 AM
- Access to an mp3 containing the missing 43 minute solo at the end of Pull Me Under.

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Re: An important announcement from the management
« Reply #69 on: April 06, 2023, 07:01:32 AM »
Quote from: chknptpie on April 03, 2023, 12:09:45 PM
Quote from: cramx3 on April 03, 2023, 11:52:23 AM
Quote from: gzarruk on April 03, 2023, 11:29:17 AM
Now, could we get the thread unsubscribe option? Please, Mr. Elon Bosk? :biggrin:

This actually would be a nice little feature
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