The DTF management would like to announce that as of 23/03/31 23:59, Dream Theater Forums has been acquired in its entirety by Elon Musk for a value of $69 Billion. While this may seem like an exorbitant sum, Elon and the management are confident in the revenue potential of this unique social media platform and are ready to take Dream Theater Forums into a new era, now rebranded as DTFX™.
As part of this change, all custom member groups will be replaced by a new "DTFX verified" status which will be offered to users at the reasonable sum of $8.69 a month, with legacy member groups being phased out over the next few months. The new "DTFX verified status" will offer users exclusive access to features like:
- Being able to post replies in excess of 4000 characters.
- A blue check mark next to your name. To prove its really you.
- Access to an mp3 containing the missing 43 minute solo at the end of Pull Me Under.
- A 1000 message PM inbox.
- A random alphanumeric string generator, useful for generating unique passwords or naming your next child.
- 10 shares in DTFX, currently valued at $140.37 $78.84 $13.20 some amount of USD, and access to the exclusive DTFX-FTX cryptocurrency exchange (access to exchange currently limited due to audit.)
DTF verified status can be pre-ordered right now, and by doing so you get the first 3 months for the price of one! You can take advantage of this absolute bargain of an offer by sending $8.69 to dreamtheaterforums@yahoo.com.
Thank you, and we look forward to revealing exciting new features in the near future
Best Regards,
Elon and the DTFX team.
Topic: An important announcement from the management (Read 4862 times)
