Reaper: Junebug & Ben Babbitt – Too Late To Love YouI’m gonna rant about Kentucky Route Zero for a moment because I
hated that game
It’s, like… you know that “small fiction” twitter account and/or format? It’s, that, for an entire game. A ton of writing with no actual plot, an “experience” with no core to it, an air of pretention that thinks it’s so much smarter and artsier than it actually is… could not stand it. The music, though, was pretty good!
Granted, I mostly remember the folksy Americana side of the OST more than… this weird, ambient pop tune, and looking up where this plays in-game… ohhh,
THAT scene. The really tedious one where there’s literally nothing else actually going on and the song has to carry the entire scene by itself, which it simply isn’t good or interesting enough to do so. Which is a shame because it is a disservice to what is, at its core, a pretty cool pop song?
I mean, it’s a bit long for what it is, even still, but the eerie atmosphere, the almost alien vocals, and the sharp, crystalline synths blend together to create, some kind of otherworldly experience, there’s a
vibe to it I can really appreciate and some strong melodies that keep it stuck in my head… maybe the whole thing’s a bit
too washed out in reverb but, ehh, I still dig it on the whole. Grew on me the more I listened to it, honestly.
…doesn’t excuse the game from sucking, though.
7.5/10Litho: Akercocke – Shelter From the SandWe’ve got a very “tale of two halves” type of song going on here, because the first half is… basically exactly what I expected from this band. Dissonant, ugly death metal that’s very riff driven, paired with strained and kinda creepy vocals. Not that distinct from the Voices album I do know, but maybe a bit more… fast-paced than it? It’s at least a pretty good take on that sound, I like it fine enough.
And then near the 5 minute mark… weird stuff starts happening. An out of nowhere almost folksy bit, a complete breakdown for an emotional, piano-driven moment, and then the song comes back after that with a moodier, way more prog metal feel than before? It’s like the entire song unfolds from that point onwards, there’s a lot more dimension to it than I’d expect.
If the song was just that back half it’d probably be scoring a half point higher, I feel like I’m averaging out a 7 and an 8 here more than anything, but I also concede that the back half wouldn’t be as cool or climactic if it didn’t have a whole five minutes of ugly to break away from, and I do still like the harsher parts of this a good bit on their own, anyways, so. Yeah, cool tune!
7.5/10TAC: Pin Up Went Down – Nearly Dead Bat Make-UpSo apparently this is some kind of tribute song to KISS? I think? Which is very funny, considering it sounds like… this. Like, wow, this is all over the place. Kinda like if that Reliqa song was on overdrive and also not beholden to lame 2010’s metalcore tropes – no, it’s lame 00’s metalcore tropes instead! (complimentary)
Also like Fjokra in the sense that it’s a ton of, stuff, going on all the time – metalcore riffing, weird groovy guitars, creepy child voices, just, utter chaos all around – though this one doesn’t have that one realty memorable part that makes it stick in my brain (and it is also just, lamer overall), but it’s still a really good time, so, y’know.
It’s the kind of song that makes a really strong first impression and the more you listen to it, the less… overwhelming, it gets, but that doesn’t preclude it from still being, like, pretty dang cool. I do still think the lameness is… a bit overbearing, though not as much with Reliqa and it’s just, good to rock along to even besides its unhinged moments. I dunno, it’s just fun!
7.5/10Puppies: Grimes – My Name is Dark - Art MixSee, I thought Grimes was like… one of those artsy pop girls, or even hyperpop… not, uhh, making what I can only describe as an avant-garde Linkin Park song. It’s not even really that avant-garde, it’s actually one of the more straightforward songs here besides the vocals, honestly… and the screaming
But, it’s definitely
unusual.
Also, it gets the runner up for catchiest song this round, mostly for “the boys are such a bore, the girls are such a bore”. Killer melody right there, even delivered in a chipmunk voice, man. Really, the pitched-up vocals almost sound… ominous, here. Layered and reverbed, pushed to the back in the grimy (hah) chorus, and yet despite all that a really strong emerges for just a moment there.
I dunno if the lyrics do much for me, admittedly, or if I really
feel this on an emotional level, but… it’s kinda just a jam, y’know? The guitars gradually getting louder and buzzier as it goes on is a cool touch, too. Not… a ton to say about this one, it’s just… cool, man.
8/10Seneca: Journey – Of a LifetimeI’ve already alluded to this song in two other write-ups this round, so here it finally is. Cheating incarnate. Yes, this is definitely weird compared to literally every other Journey song I’ve ever heard but it’s also, uhh… a Pink Floyd-y song that Journey just so happened to make. There’s probably a better comparison point but I’m not inundated with 70’s prog rock so I wouldn’t know it, whatever.
I think that to some extent the natural advantage of “good song from famous band” is cancelled out by it being by a good margin the least “weird” and subsequently “interesting” song here, but like… god, is it a good song, man. That repeated guitar lead that has so many little variations, the constant gradual swell of the organs, the restrained but effective drumming… it’s all just, mmm, the good stuff.
I mean, it does take a bit to get to the
good good parts towards the end, and it’s not as instantly compelling as some of the other tunes here, but like… frick man, who am I to deny a good build and payoff, especially when it sounds this damn good? The full band really comes in, the drums pick up the pace, those guitars start soaring, and I just pop the hell off, because how could I not? You win the biggest asterisk of the entire roulette with this one.
8/10Dacul: Clarence Clarity – Those Who Can't, CheatThis one threw me for a hell of a loop on first listen because, like, I can’t say I’ve ever heard anything quite like it. Glitchy pop that’s also kind of funk, and kind of R&B, and kind of electronic? And then there’s that one, like, Arabic part randomly? It’s… a lot to take in and very offputting in its quirkiness.
Also, it’s secretly the most sinister earworm of this entire set, goddamn is this thing catchy! Goddamn is the groove strong as hell, I just wanna jam along to it the entire way through, man. It’s also interesting to put in perspective with the other Clarence Clarity tune here ‘cause, like, this one’s a lot more straightforward and accessible but they both have a lot in common in terms of sound, and also the way the build.
That’s the other big thing that makes this work, there is this constant build – in a lot of subtle ways, the synths roaring louder with each successive chorus, the bass groove getting thicker, more layers of vocals coming in, even a guitar poking its head in there, it’s kind of overstimulating by the end but in a really exhilarating way. Frankly I’m worried I’m underrating this one even now, this is DEFINITELY gonna be the first album I check out after the roulette if these two songs are any indication.
8/10Ariich: Clarence Clarity – Will to BelieveI actually dunno which of the two Clarence Clarity songs I prefer here ‘cause they’re weird and offputting in similar ways, but like… this one is even moreso. The entire, like, first minute and a half is abrasive, percussive, and utterly tuneless, and even the groove is off-kilter and kinda seasick, it’s not… something I tend to go for and it sure does take its time going somewhere.
And then it just blossoms into, like, this glorious, triumphant chorus that it just keeps building and building upon and beating into the ground for the rest of its runtime and it’s… strangely beautiful, in a way the other one isn’t? I can jam along to the other one, but it doesn’t make me…
feel in the same way as this one, y’know?
And then the absurd noise breakdown happens and that’s what really pushes it over the top for me. It’s just completely out of nowhere, interrupts the build of the song, and is generally terrible. I love it
It’s weird because this takes a bit to get going, but then it’s easily the best song of the round when it gets there… and build and payoff is a thing I love, so… I dunno, call me back after I’ve spun this album another dozen times, I might have a more concrete answer then.
8/10King: Moron Police – Captain AwkwardAight so I’ve really been sleeping on this band, huh? Like, the other song didn’t really convince me, but it didn’t need to because this one was carrying all the weight just fine on its own. Like, from the very beginning, a super slick, jazzy organ line that busts straight into what I can only call one of the best anime opening themes I’ve ever heard. Like talk about getting you hyped the hell up.
And the song doesn’t ever really cool off from there, the frantic and unhinged verses, the strong chorus, the synth instrumental breakdown, it’s full of twists and turns and I love it. The only real miss for me is the weird slowdown in the middle, but on the other hand, they build off that momentary interruption of momentum so well that I barely care, the entire fight to get back to the energy from before is absolutely worth it.
This one hits that nice balance of “cool tune” and “damn there’s a lot going on here” that makes it work really damn well, and even if the lyrics are a bit… abstract, I dunno, I don’t really care? I’m still gonna have a hell of a good time with it regardless, so. Feel weird calling it the “best” song of the round ‘cause I find the two Clarence Clarity songs more interesting, but this one’s just… more colorful, more complete, more exhilarating, more fun! It’s just, excellent, man
8.5/10Standings:Ariich – 47
Tomislav – 45.5
Puppies – 45
King – 44
Seneca – 44
TAC – 44
Litho – 43.5
Buddy – 41.5
Stadler – 41.5
Vmadera – 41.5
Dacul – 41
HOF – 41
Lonestar – 41
Reaper – 40.5
Faizoff – 40
Luke – 39
Yeah, think I’m confident calling this the best round so far
Round 7 is the 2023 round! Refer to
this post for all banned 2023 albums, anything else that’s not already banned is otherwise fair game!