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Re: 2023 NFL Thread
« Reply #630 on: September 17, 2023, 06:30:37 PM »
As you should. 

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Re: 2023 NFL Thread
« Reply #631 on: September 17, 2023, 07:14:44 PM »
Pats are sucking it big time. I may get to bed at a decent time tonight!
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« Reply #632 on: September 17, 2023, 07:19:52 PM »
Too early for that. Or too late for us old fucks. Lol
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Re: 2023 NFL Thread
« Reply #633 on: September 17, 2023, 07:46:31 PM »
Losing a second Jones has really screwed up their secondary. As for the front seven, they're not getting any penetration and they can't tackle for shit. This is something they'll work out, though.
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« Reply #634 on: September 17, 2023, 07:47:33 PM »
Dead on, El Barto.
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Re: 2023 NFL Thread
« Reply #635 on: September 17, 2023, 07:48:34 PM »
Losing a second Jones has really screwed up their secondary. As for the front seven, they're not getting any penetration and they can't tackle for shit. This is something they'll work out, though.

That was a bad last drive they gave up in no time flat.


Is Matt Patricia leading the Offence this week? They look awful. And Mac Jones just isn't good enough to overcome anything.
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« Reply #636 on: September 17, 2023, 07:52:16 PM »
Bucs have continued to stay consistent and are largely doing things in a positive direction. Probably a Todd Bowles thing to start playing the offense conservatively when they had a 10 pt lead in the 4th but defense came up huge at the end. They're definitely going to give the Eagles a run for their money next week.

Baker has been doing all the right things so far, after that terrible first half in the first game apart from the last 2 mins, he's been playing it really cool. Very hard to take down by the defense. I really hope he doesn't get injured during those runs. The running game has been relevant and actually making a dent removing the stench from the boring predictable run plays from Leftwich.


Just 2 games but at least they're not a mockery like I was thinking they would be.
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« Reply #637 on: September 17, 2023, 07:57:27 PM »
Also many of the rookies on both defense and offense have been making major contributions these past two games scoring TDs, getting yards, sacks and INTS. Really hope it continues.
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« Reply #638 on: September 17, 2023, 08:00:03 PM »
Losing a second Jones has really screwed up their secondary. As for the front seven, they're not getting any penetration and they can't tackle for shit. This is something they'll work out, though.

That was a bad last drive they gave up in no time flat.


Is Matt Patricia leading the Offence this week? They look awful. And Mac Jones just isn't good enough to overcome anything.

It's the offensive line, if you know anything about football


And thst 3rd down proves my point. .
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Re: 2023 NFL Thread
« Reply #639 on: September 17, 2023, 08:02:26 PM »
Denver got screwed. Thar was pass interference on the 2 point conversation.

eh, fuck 'em.

No, you!   :biggrin:

Our local station switched over to the Broncos game after the Rams game was done, so I got to see the end of that game.  That was an absolutely insane score on the touchdown.  I didn't see any blatant PI on the conversion, but I haven't seen any replays, so....  Either way, if we had a decent offensive line, I think that would've been a gimme.
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« Reply #640 on: September 17, 2023, 08:05:16 PM »
You're a Broncos fan Paul?
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« Reply #641 on: September 17, 2023, 08:16:10 PM »
Yup.  I have been since the season leading up to SB12.  The first 20 years - with four SB losses - were pretty tough.
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« Reply #642 on: September 17, 2023, 08:17:03 PM »
Yup.  I have been since the season leading up to SB12.  The first 20 years - with four SB losses - were pretty tough.

You'll have to ignore my posts from here on out.

You probably do anyway.. :lol
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« Reply #643 on: September 17, 2023, 08:19:22 PM »
Tim, we don't ignore.   We mock.
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« Reply #644 on: September 17, 2023, 08:20:03 PM »
lmao at that special teams block by the Pats.
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« Reply #645 on: September 17, 2023, 08:20:56 PM »
Denver got screwed. Thar was pass interference on the 2 point conversation.

eh, fuck 'em.

No, you!   :biggrin:

Our local station switched over to the Broncos game after the Rams game was done, so I got to see the end of that game.  That was an absolutely insane score on the touchdown.  I didn't see any blatant PI on the conversion, but I haven't seen any replays, so....  Either way, if we had a decent offensive line, I think that would've been a gimme.
It wasn't blatant, but he definitely hooked the arm a wee bit early.
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« Reply #646 on: September 17, 2023, 08:22:26 PM »
That happens on every play and I'm glad it wasn't called.
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« Reply #647 on: September 17, 2023, 08:24:49 PM »
Losing a second Jones has really screwed up their secondary. As for the front seven, they're not getting any penetration and they can't tackle for shit. This is something they'll work out, though.

That was a bad last drive they gave up in no time flat.


Is Matt Patricia leading the Offence this week? They look awful. And Mac Jones just isn't good enough to overcome anything.

It's the offensive line, if you know anything about football


And thst 3rd down proves my point. .
When/if they get to full strength it'll open up the run game a whole lot more and everything should improve.

That was a seriously contemptuous red flag toss. You could see the hate in Bill's eyes. :lol
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« Reply #648 on: September 17, 2023, 08:25:15 PM »
That happens on every play and I'm glad it wasn't called.

That is something that should be called in thst instance.
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« Reply #649 on: September 17, 2023, 08:26:12 PM »
El Barto, that red flag and snarl was glorious. 
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« Reply #650 on: September 17, 2023, 08:26:48 PM »
That happens on every play and I'm glad it wasn't called.

That is something that should be called in thst instance.

Let 'em play. It wasn't egregious.
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« Reply #651 on: September 17, 2023, 08:27:47 PM »
What a fucking marshmallow. Good night.
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« Reply #652 on: September 17, 2023, 08:28:25 PM »
I blame Parker on that one.
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« Reply #653 on: September 17, 2023, 08:28:55 PM »
That happens on every play and I'm glad it wasn't called.

That is something that should be called in thst instance.

Let 'em play. It wasn't egregious.
It cost a team a game? So what, as long as you're subtle you can interfere?
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« Reply #654 on: September 17, 2023, 08:29:51 PM »
I blame Parker on that one.
I blame both of them. It was a bad throw and Parker needed to turn defensive. But yeah, it's probably more on Parker. He's supposed to be the guy that makes those contested catches.
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« Reply #655 on: September 17, 2023, 08:33:12 PM »
Parker was out of bounds on that throw. It's on him. 
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« Reply #656 on: September 17, 2023, 08:36:15 PM »
Parker was out of bounds on that throw. It's on him.
More accurately, he let Howard run him out of bounds, so it's on him. Still, Mac had no business throwing that ball. It was a grab ball to a receiver that'd been manhandled. 
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« Reply #657 on: September 17, 2023, 08:39:12 PM »
Timing throw El Barto.  It's on the receiver.
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« Reply #658 on: September 17, 2023, 08:47:04 PM »
Speaking of ill-advised throws. That was a pick as soon as it left Tua's hand.
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« Reply #659 on: September 17, 2023, 08:49:50 PM »
Man, El Barto.

That offensive line is the is the problem with the Pats offensive. 
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« Reply #660 on: September 17, 2023, 08:55:32 PM »
Man, El Barto.

That offensive line is the is the problem with the Pats offensive.
Their D line is failing them, too. They haven't been tackling for shit tonight. Good news is that they'll work that out.
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« Reply #661 on: September 17, 2023, 09:05:24 PM »
I'm happy that their competitive.   Their GM have hurt them.
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« Reply #662 on: September 17, 2023, 09:22:52 PM »
Incredibly close, wow!
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« Reply #663 on: September 17, 2023, 09:23:33 PM »
That's the right call.  He was short. Good win by Miami.
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« Reply #664 on: September 17, 2023, 09:25:55 PM »
Close call at the end. I think the thing that was overlooked is that the official coming in from behind was pretty demonstrative that it was a first down. If it was questionable on the field then maybe you overturn that, but there wasn't enough to overturn a definitive call, which I think there was.

In any case, the Patriots honestly had no business still being in that game. They're tough about hanging around, though, and once they get their shit together they'll be a solid team. Trent Brown and Sidy Sow will definitely help, and their tackling will improve. At that point it'll simply be not letting MacCorkle beat them.


edit: Nice grab by Cole Strange. Dude took charge and barrelled forward as well as a guard can.
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