The TAC V.6 Helping Ariich With Diaper Duty Roulette (FINAL RESULTS!)

[wolfking]

 

[King Puppies and the Acid Guppies]

The folks here at The TAC Roulette would like to wish Kingshmegland the best of luck tomorrow.

We love you Joe!

Indeed! 

[faizoff]

All the best!

[King Postwhore]

5:11 am. Ready to rock this. See you folks when I wake up! 

Thank you.

[wolfking]

5:11 am. Ready to rock this. See you folks when I wake up! 

Thank you.

Go and crush it Joe! 

[TAC]

5:11 am. Ready to rock this. See you folks when I wake up! 

Thank you.

Go get ‘em Joe!!

[DragonAttack]

^
Ditto! 👍

[DragonAttack]

Let’s bust out the fucking hula hoops, make some TV Dinners, and watch Laugh In.

[TAC]

Let’s bust out the fucking hula hoops, make some TV Dinners, and watch Laugh In.

That’s not yours believe it or not.

[DragonAttack]

"I'm Shocked!  SHOCKED, I tell you!"

I had no idea what to expect, and while not perfect, I thought it was cool as shit.

No fancy passages here. This song just punches you in the face.

Wow, I’m pleasantly surprised. This is pretty good.

The latter having the best odds.

[Lonk]

5:11 am. Ready to rock this. See you folks when I wake up! 

Thank you.

Well wishes, Joe 

[ReaperKK]

5:11 am. Ready to rock this. See you folks when I wake up! 

Thank you.

Well wishes, Joe 

All the best Joe!

[lonestar]

Coming soon... Kingsvelteland...

[jingle.boy]

I guess Motorjesus bounced between safe and interesting

Nope.

Then my last and final offer is "I cannot believe this is actually an opening track. Doesn’t exactly come out and smack you in the face" because of the 35 second slow roll to open the song.  Which I felt would be perfect to open a show with... lights go down, intro starts to play, band comes out on stage to get settled into their instruments, then boom with the opening chords, and then really bringing the metal at 1:20.

[TAC]

I guess Motorjesus bounced between safe and interesting

Nope.

Then my last and final offer is "I cannot believe this is actually an opening track. Doesn’t exactly come out and smack you in the face" because of the 35 second slow roll to open the song.  Which I felt would be perfect to open a show with... lights go down, intro starts to play, band comes out on stage to get settled into their instruments, then boom with the opening chords, and then really bringing the metal at 1:20.

Wow, that's all very beautiful.

Gonna give you and King some Impressions Welfare.

I had no idea what to expect, and while not perfect, I thought it was cool as shit.

No fancy passages here. This song just punches you in the face.

Wow, I’m pleasantly surprised. This is pretty good.

The latter having the best odds.

Nope, middle one.

[TAC]

Tomislav: Kingcrow  I feel like this would’ve been better served in an Open Round as opposed The Opening Track Round

Kingshmegland: Karnivool  I cannot believe this is actually an opening track. Doesn’t exactly come out and smack you in the face.

Twosuitsluke: Machine Head I’m on record as not liking this band. Musically, this is pretty intense and quite good. But I just hate this dude’s voice.

Faizoff: Volbeat Really high energy. I was a bit iffy on the vocals at first, but they kind of grew on me as the song went on.

Romdrums: Obsidious  Holy shit! My face is melted.

Let’s bust out the fucking hula hoops, make some TV Dinners, and watch Laugh In.

BuddyHunter: Cave In  I had no idea what to expect, and while not perfect, I thought it was cool as shit.

Ariich: Borknagar  This is exactly what I expected which is to say, it’s mostly excellent.

Crow: ThurisazThat was a big meal. I’m not sure how filling it was though.

DragonAttack: MC5  No fancy passages here. This song just punches you in the face.

Wolfking: Hellfueled Um..Ozzy Osbourne is banned!

Lonestar: Mary's Blood Musicwise, this is exactly what I was going for here. The vocals let this down though.

Stadler: Genesis  I’m sorry..is this the Wussy Keyboard Round?

This kept going back and forth between safe and interesting.

Litho: Non Human Level These guitars are razor sharp. Great instrumentation.

Reaper: Incubus  Oof…not sure about this.

J-Boy: Motorjesus Wow, I’m pleasantly surprised. This is pretty good.

Puppies: Forgotten Silence  What's with the bird sanctuary?

[jingle.boy]

I guess Motorjesus bounced between safe and interesting

Nope.

Then my last and final offer is "I cannot believe this is actually an opening track. Doesn’t exactly come out and smack you in the face" because of the 35 second slow roll to open the song.  Which I felt would be perfect to open a show with... lights go down, intro starts to play, band comes out on stage to get settled into their instruments, then boom with the opening chords, and then really bringing the metal at 1:20.

Wow, that's all very beautiful.

Gonna give you and King some Impressions Welfare.

You're in a generous mood this morning. Get lucky last night??   

[TAC]

I guess Motorjesus bounced between safe and interesting

Nope.

Then my last and final offer is "I cannot believe this is actually an opening track. Doesn’t exactly come out and smack you in the face" because of the 35 second slow roll to open the song.  Which I felt would be perfect to open a show with... lights go down, intro starts to play, band comes out on stage to get settled into their instruments, then boom with the opening chords, and then really bringing the metal at 1:20.

Wow, that's all very beautiful.

Gonna give you and King some Impressions Welfare.

You're in a generous mood this morning. Get lucky last night??   

[Stadler]

This is the first time I've seen his face. It's usually buried in a pillow.

My wife just yelled downstairs and asked what I was laughing so hard about. 

[TAC]

This is the first time I've seen his face. It's usually buried in a pillow.

My wife just yelled downstairs and asked what I was laughing so hard about. 

My wife asked me the same question while I was listening to the Eleventh Earl Of Mar.

[Tomislav95]

I feel like this would’ve been better served in an Open Round as opposed The Opening Track Round?

[Buddyhunter1]

I had no idea what to expect, and while not perfect, I thought it was cool as shit.

This kept going back and forth between safe and interesting.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[TAC]

Updated above.

[Buddyhunter1]

Nice.

[Stadler]

This is the first time I've seen his face. It's usually buried in a pillow.

My wife just yelled downstairs and asked what I was laughing so hard about. 

My wife asked me the same question while I was listening to the Eleventh Earl Of Mar.

I'm here to entertain. 

[TAC]

Tomislav: Kingcrow  I feel like this would’ve been better served in an Open Round as opposed The Opening Track Round

Kingshmegland: Karnivool  I cannot believe this is actually an opening track. Doesn’t exactly come out and smack you in the face.

Twosuitsluke: Machine Head I’m on record as not liking this band. Musically, this is pretty intense and quite good. But I just hate this dude’s voice.

Faizoff: Volbeat Really high energy. I was a bit iffy on the vocals at first, but they kind of grew on me as the song went on.

Romdrums: Obsidious  Holy shit! My face is melted.

Vmadera: The Stone Roses  Let’s bust out the fucking hula hoops, make some TV Dinners, and watch Laugh In.

BuddyHunter: Cave In  I had no idea what to expect, and while not perfect, I thought it was cool as shit.

Ariich: Borknagar  This is exactly what I expected which is to say, it’s mostly excellent.

Crow: Thurisaz  That was a big meal. I’m not sure how filling it was though.

DragonAttack: MC5  No fancy passages here. This song just punches you in the face.

Wolfking: Hellfueled Um..Ozzy Osbourne is banned!

Lonestar: Mary's Blood Musicwise, this is exactly what I was going for here. The vocals let this down though.

Stadler: Genesis  I’m sorry..is this the Wussy Keyboard Round?

Elite: Adagio  This kept going back and forth between safe and interesting.

Litho: Non Human Level These guitars are razor sharp. Great instrumentation.

Reaper: Incubus  Oof…not sure about this.

J-Boy: Motorjesus Wow, I’m pleasantly surprised. This is pretty good.

Puppies: Forgotten Silence  What's with the bird sanctuary?

[lonestar]

 

[TAC]

So all but three of the submissions are actually the opening track of their respective albums.

[wolfking]

So all but three of the submissions are actually the opening track of their respective albums.

Should be a deduction of points for those three really. 

[jingle.boy]

So all but three of the submissions are actually the opening track of their respective albums.

I didn't even realize that was the case for mine until after I'd submitted it.  It just sounded like an ideal opening track.

[Lonk]

Hey, round description says nothing about the track being a real opening track, just a track that may open an album OR concert 

[jingle.boy]

So all but three of the submissions are actually the opening track of their respective albums.

Should be a deduction of points for those three really. 

Seems legit.

Hey, round description says nothing about the track being a real opening track, just a track that may open an album OR concert 

Has your song ever opened a concert?

[DragonAttack]

DragonAttack: MC5  No fancy passages here. This song just punches you in the face.

Beginner's luck.  It's all downhill from here.

This is the first time I've seen his face. It's usually buried in a pillow.

My wife just yelled downstairs and asked what I was laughing so hard about. 

My wife asked me the same question while I was listening to the Eleventh Earl Of Mar.

My wife asked me the same question after I read Tim's response. 

[TAC]

So all but three of the submissions are actually the opening track of their respective albums.

Should be a deduction of points for those three really. 

Well, one of the three turned out to be one of the top songs in the round.

Hey, round description says nothing about the track being a real opening track, just a track that may open an album OR concert 

Right. Usually it's a round where I'm looking for something short and punchy. A tone setter.
Which makes your choice of song all the more interesting.

[Buddyhunter1]

To be fair, something can be a tone setter without being short and punchy.

Maybe not the tone TAC wants, but that's beside the point.