Dear Neighbor,

[King Postwhore]

Dear Kanye West,

When are you going to pick on somebody that will fight back. It's easy to pick on teenage girls but how about picking a fight with Gwar or Six feet Under.  


                                      Signed,
                                               A guy that hates your music.

[ariich]

Dear Ariich,

I'm still stunned that you deleted 525 of my posts. Dammit. 

Sincerely,
RMV

You make it sound like I went through and individually deleted 525 of your posts and nothing else.

Which I TOTALLY didn't do, because, er... I have a life... and stuff. Yeah.

[Sigz]

sometimes I need to do more than sit at my desk wearing a viking helmet whilst listening to power metal and browsing you.

[emindead]

Dear English teachers,

Teach SeRoX how to write properly in English

Yours trully,

DTF Yeah the hell!!!

[True Death of Life]

Dear ariich,

You don't have a life. Look at this place you spend so much time on 

In all seriousness,
Sarah

[ResultsMayVary]

Dear Ariich,

I would bet money that you deleted my 525 posts one by one just to be piss me off. I know it.

Thanks for the emotional scarring,
RMV




p.s.

[SeRoX]

Dear English teachers,

Teach SeRoX how to write properly in English

Yours trully,

DTF Yeah the hell!!!

Be my english teacher.  I think I'm OK with my english. If someone's not they can ignore my posts. No problem. 

[ariich]

Dear ariich,

You don't have a life. Look at this place you spend so much time on 

In all seriousness,
Sarah

Dear Sarah,

DON'T MAKE ME LAY THE SMACKDOWN ON YOU!

Sincerely,

Mr Happy.

I would bet money that you deleted my 525 posts one by one just to be piss me off. I know it.

I might start doing that now, just to spite you.

[MetalJunkie]

I might start doing that now, just to spite you.

It might be hard to balance that with your life...ohwait.

[True Death of Life]

Dear ariich,

You don't have a life. Look at this place you spend so much time on  

In all seriousness,
Sarah

Dear Sarah,

DON'T MAKE ME LAY THE SMACKDOWN ON YOU!

Sincerely,

Mr Happy.

Dear aiirch,
I'll still love you    
Sarah

[ResultsMayVary]

Dear Ariich,

Please don't do what you suggested above.

Sincerely,
The Management that has no authority

[ariich]

I might start doing that now, just to spite you.

It might be hard to balance that with your life...ohwait.

[setrataeso]

Dear Watchmakers.

Stop advertising how deep a watch can go underwater. I don't care. I don't even bring my watch into the ocean. Chances are, if I was in deep water AND wearing a watch, I would likely be drowning, and would not care what the time is.

Sincerely,
Lee Jeakins

[ariich]

Dear ariich,

You don't have a life. Look at this place you spend so much time on 

In all seriousness,
Sarah

Dear Sarah,

DON'T MAKE ME LAY THE SMACKDOWN ON YOU!

Sincerely,

Mr Happy.

Dear aiirch,
I'll still love you   
Sarah

Just noticed, wtf kind of spelling of my name is that?!

And to think you had a go at Jamesman for getting YOUR name wrong.

[RobD]

Dear people in the control room

Shut the fuck up, I'm trying to work. Mixing and editing requires listening, which is difficult when you're repeating the same jokes and enquiries that every studio engineer in the world has heard from people who have never been in a studio before. I know that you don't know how to use all this equipment, that's why you aren't a sound engineer. I gathered that information when I first met you, you didn't need to tell me. Just go and talk somewhere else so I can actually do my job before the deadline comes. Also stop drinking in here, you wouldn't drink and smoke in a fucking shop or office. That is why your band/music is absolute dildos that no-one other than your closest friends and family feign giving a shit about.

Lots of love
Rob

[Jamesman42]

Dear True Death of Life,

There are no mistakes this time. I'll pick you up at 8pm. Bring an umbrella and some peanuts.

Love,
Jamesman

[73109]

Dear Sarah,

     I think James is perfect for you!!!

Sincerely,

Your Dad

*waits for angry pm or beating in school*

[MetalManiac666]

Dear Ariich,

Please don't do what you suggested above.

Sincerely,
The Management that has no authority

Dear Assorted DTF Members,

Stop posting in super-fine print.  I don't feel like quoting you to see what you wrote...

,
MM666

[True Death of Life]

Dear ariich,

You don't have a life. Look at this place you spend so much time on 

In all seriousness,
Sarah

Dear Sarah,

DON'T MAKE ME LAY THE SMACKDOWN ON YOU!

Sincerely,

Mr Happy.

Dear aiirch,
I'll still love you   
Sarah

Just noticed, wtf kind of spelling of my name is that?!

And to think you had a go at Jamesman for getting YOUR name wrong.

Psh. I spelled it right the first time. And just be glad I wasn't flirting with you 

Dear Sarah,

     I think James is perfect for you!!!

Sincerely,

Your Dad

*waits for angry pm or beating in school*

Dear Cole,

YOU      AND  MY DAUGHTER YOU      JESUS    CALL  PEARL JAM  DEVIL  DROPKICK    CRUCIFIX  !!!!!

Sarah's Dad

[Hyperplex]

Dear Sarah,

I guess your name is Sarah.
Cool.

Fondly,
Andrew

[True Death of Life]

Dear Andrew,
Yes.
Sarah

[73109]

Dear Andrew and Sarah,

E-crush, awwwwwwwwe!!!!1 

Cole

[True Death of Life]

Dear Cole,

No.

Sarah

[Hyperplex]

Dear Cole,

I am not a sugar-daddy.

-Andrew

[True Death of Life]

Dear Cole,
Why?

DTF

[ResultsMayVary]

Dear Andrew,

I don't like that you have the same name as me.

Sincerely,
Andrew

[Hyperplex]

Dear Andrew,

I had it first.

Apathetically yours,
Andrew

[ResultsMayVary]

Dear Andrew,

Touche.

Sincerely,
Andrew

[Shadoshi]

Dear both Andrews,

My name is not Andrew.

Sincerely,

[ResultsMayVary]

Dear ,

No u.

Sincerely,
Andrew

[ariich]

Psh. I spelled it right the first time. And just be glad I wasn't flirting with you 

Dear Sarah,

James flirts with everything. That doesn't count.

Regards,

Rich

[True Death of Life]

Dear James,

According to ariich, now I'm a "thing". Go find another one.

Sarah


Dear Rich,
Ha.

Sarah

[Shadoshi]

Dear ,

No u.

Sincerely,
Andrew

Dear Andrew,



Sincerely,

[emindead]

Psh. I spelled it right the first time. And just be glad I wasn't flirting with you 

Dear Sarah,

James flirts with everything. That doesn't count.

Regards,

Rich

Dear Sarah,

Rich just called you "anything". Kick him in the balls.

Saludos,

Emindead

[True Death of Life]

Dear emindead,

Naaah. I did that to James in a previous post. (Look back further--I already acknowleged that fact  )

Sarah