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Offline Neon

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Dear Neighbor,
« on: September 13, 2009, 08:42:12 AM »
Put a muzzle on your little shit yappy-ass dog (or even better, bring it inside), or I WILL punt it into the river.  I am in no mood for this today.

Sincerely,
Neon
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Re: Dear Neighbor,
« Reply #1 on: September 13, 2009, 10:38:38 AM »
Baxter!!
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Re: Dear Neighbor,
« Reply #2 on: September 13, 2009, 10:42:22 AM »
Dear neighbor,

Please refrain from doing either of the following activities at one in the morning (I cannot tell for certain what it is you are doing):

A) Practicing with your band, or
B) Torturing high-profile Gitmo detainees in a device so unethical, it's only known by the nickname "The Rape-ifier".

Sincerely,
Lee
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Re: Dear Neighbor,
« Reply #3 on: September 13, 2009, 11:08:40 AM »
Dear Life Cereal,

Where do you get off?!  Part of a balanced breakfast AND delicious?!  Who do you think you are?!  By now you may have guessed that I am speaking ironically and have nothing but good things to say about what you do.  Life Cereal, do not change a thing.

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Re: Dear Neighbor,
« Reply #4 on: September 13, 2009, 11:36:14 AM »
Dear Taco Bell,

I know your food is terrible and horrible for me.

WHY AM I SO ADDICTED TO YOU?!?!?

Sincerely,

Artery Clogged Stupid American
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Re: Dear Neighbor,
« Reply #5 on: September 13, 2009, 11:40:31 AM »
Dear Comcast & Internet Porn,

 I can't keep my hands off myself.  Damn you and your Power Boost to give me and my hands 16 Mbps of delight. For at least 2 minutes. :laugh:
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Re: Dear Neighbor,
« Reply #6 on: September 13, 2009, 11:50:49 AM »
Dear Internet

You just don't be tired to show me many suprises such as how people become freak or how many facepalm we need for the failures.

Sincerely,
The One Always Fails.
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Re: Dear Neighbor,
« Reply #7 on: September 13, 2009, 01:11:09 PM »
Dear people with kids at restaurants,
     

    Tell your young, whiny, snot nose mix of sperm and egg to stop screaming and shut the fuck up!!!!  >:( >:(
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Re: Dear Neighbor,
« Reply #8 on: September 13, 2009, 01:15:59 PM »
Dear Artichoke,

I'm in love with your sister.

Sincerely,
The Grinder.
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Re: Dear Neighbor,
« Reply #9 on: September 13, 2009, 01:23:04 PM »
Dear Silent Customers,

I realize you may not want to stop and chat, but it would be nice if you'd at least manage to say "thank you" before you pull away from our drive-thru window.

Sincerely,
Tired of Being Ignored
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Re: Dear Neighbor,
« Reply #10 on: September 13, 2009, 01:29:44 PM »
Thats like the dudes that don't say "Hi" when at a toll booth, that actually annoys me.
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Re: Dear Neighbor,
« Reply #11 on: September 13, 2009, 03:59:12 PM »
Dear Workers Anywhere,
If you don't say "thanks, have a nice day." like you get paid to do, I am going to blow your brains out.

sincerely,
Collin Stover
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Re: Dear Neighbor,
« Reply #12 on: September 13, 2009, 04:01:36 PM »
Quote from: Shadoshi on September 13, 2009, 01:15:59 PM
Dear Artichoke,

I'm in love with your sister.

Sincerely,
The Grinder.
:lol Thread winner so far.
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Re: Dear Neighbor,
« Reply #13 on: September 13, 2009, 04:02:28 PM »
Quote from: icysk8r on September 13, 2009, 03:59:12 PM
Dear Workers Anywhere,
If you don't say "thanks, have a nice day." like you get paid to do, I am going to blow your brains out.

sincerely,
Collin Stover

But then I have to go out and try to have a nice day! All the pressure is on me!


Get it?
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Re: Dear Neighbor,
« Reply #14 on: September 13, 2009, 04:05:17 PM »
Dear Women Everywhere,

You suck. That's why I love you.

Love,
Pimpdaddy Jamesman
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Re: Dear Neighbor,
« Reply #15 on: September 13, 2009, 04:08:50 PM »
Dear neighbor,

Stop looking like John Myung. Every morning I see you and think, "OMG! My dreams have come true! Dream Theater is visiting me at home!" Then realize it's just you.  :(


Love,
A Total Dream Theater Fanboi
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Re: Dear Neighbor,
« Reply #16 on: September 13, 2009, 04:14:11 PM »
 :lol
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Re: Dear Neighbor,
« Reply #17 on: September 13, 2009, 04:15:29 PM »
His name is John also. It's really weird...
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Re: Dear Neighbor,
« Reply #18 on: September 13, 2009, 04:16:27 PM »
Quote from: Dark Master Of Sin on September 13, 2009, 04:15:29 PM
His name is John also. It's really weird...
Wow.  :lol
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Re: Dear Neighbor,
« Reply #19 on: September 13, 2009, 04:26:46 PM »
I have a teacher and when seeing the left side of his face he looks like JP, although oddly his entire face does not resemble JP too much. Anyway...

Dear neighborhood cats,

Howabout you shut the fuck up at 3.30 in the AM when I'm trying to jerk off? My windows are horrible at keeping sound out and you sound like you're fighting underneath my bed.

Sincerly,

Me
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Re: Dear Neighbor,
« Reply #20 on: September 13, 2009, 04:28:57 PM »
Quote from: ResultsMayVary on September 13, 2009, 04:16:27 PM
Quote from: Dark Master Of Sin on September 13, 2009, 04:15:29 PM
His name is John also. It's really weird...
Wow.  :lol
I showed him a picture of him and he was like "Wow...he does look like me" and I as like "Unless you play bass as good as him, you look like him."
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Re: Dear Neighbor,
« Reply #21 on: September 13, 2009, 04:29:49 PM »
Dear Neighbor,

         You are my RA and I hate you. There was no need for you to call the police on me the other day, and the possession of alcohol by a minor charge I got was not necessary. Go suck some more penis.

     Sincerely,
           Chino
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Re: Dear Neighbor,
« Reply #22 on: September 13, 2009, 04:32:56 PM »
Quote from: Chino on September 13, 2009, 04:29:49 PM
Dear Neighbor,

         You are my RA and I hate you. There was no need for you to call the police on me the other day, and the possession of alcohol by a minor charge I got was not necessary. Go suck some more penis.

     Sincerely,
           Chino

Shit in his mailbox.
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Re: Dear Neighbor,
« Reply #23 on: September 13, 2009, 04:35:49 PM »
Burn down his house!
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Re: Dear Neighbor,
« Reply #24 on: September 13, 2009, 04:40:00 PM »
Quote from: Jamesmiain on September 13, 2009, 04:05:17 PM
Dear Women Everywhere,

You suck. That's why I love you.

Love,
Pimpdaddy Jamesman

Thank you. *bows*

Dear Corn on the Cob,
Find some way to be eaten without making it look like my gums are sprouting facial hair.

Sarah (wtih a DAMN BUILT-IN RETAINER!!! >:()
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Re: Dear Neighbor,
« Reply #25 on: September 13, 2009, 04:42:11 PM »
 :rollin gf
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Re: Dear Neighbor,
« Reply #26 on: September 13, 2009, 05:42:53 PM »
Dear _,

WHY ARE YOU DOWN OMG I'M GOING TO GO INSANE

Love,

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Re: Dear Neighbor,
« Reply #27 on: September 13, 2009, 05:44:59 PM »
???
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Re: Dear Neighbor,
« Reply #28 on: September 13, 2009, 05:45:37 PM »
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Re: Dear Neighbor,
« Reply #29 on: September 13, 2009, 05:47:32 PM »
K.
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Re: Dear Neighbor,
« Reply #30 on: September 13, 2009, 06:37:04 PM »
Dear T.O.,

Please be aware that all the Video Camera's & Popcorn will not help you tomorrow.

                                             Signed,
                                                       Bill Belichick
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Re: Dear Neighbor,
« Reply #31 on: September 13, 2009, 06:40:27 PM »
Dear Bill Bellichick,

Karma's a bitch.  18-1 fucker.

Signed,

Almost every NFL fan.
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Re: Dear Neighbor,
« Reply #32 on: September 13, 2009, 06:45:05 PM »
Quote from: staveoffzombies on September 13, 2009, 06:40:27 PM
Dear Bill Bellichick,

Karma's a bitch.  18-1 fucker.

Signed,

Almost every NFL fan.

Dear Karma lovers,

Horseshoes & handgranades

Signed,

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Re: Dear Neighbor,
« Reply #33 on: September 13, 2009, 07:42:33 PM »
Quote from: kingshmegland on September 13, 2009, 06:45:05 PM
Quote from: staveoffzombies on September 13, 2009, 06:40:27 PM
Dear Bill Bellichick,

Karma's a bitch.  18-1 fucker.

Signed,

Almost every NFL fan.

Dear Karma lovers,

Horseshoes & handgranades

Signed,

3 time superbowl seanson ticket holder! :P

Isn't that saying, "close only counts in horseshoes in hand grenades"?

So wouldn't that phrase apply to 18-1 being close...but not good enough?
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Re: Dear Neighbor,
« Reply #34 on: September 13, 2009, 07:44:44 PM »
Close enough for horseshoes, handgrenades, atomic bombs, and (enter present situation here).
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