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Offline lonestar

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Re: Dear Neighbor,
« Reply #175 on: May 09, 2011, 08:30:01 PM »
Dear Fashionistas,

    Thank you for making skin tight yoga pants the new, hot, fashion trend for women.
               
                 Sincerely, Men of DTF
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Re: Dear Neighbor,
« Reply #176 on: May 09, 2011, 08:33:24 PM »
Dear Automobile Drivers,

We are pleased to announce we now accept payment in the form of: An arm, a leg, 50% of your annual salary, your first born child, or your soul.

Sincerely, your local gas station
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You don't HAVE a soul.You ARE a soul.You HAVE a body.
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Re: Dear Neighbor,
« Reply #177 on: May 09, 2011, 08:37:00 PM »
Dear Comics Section of Reddit,


Okay we all read xkcd alright, please give the indier comics some space to get seen


Hugs and kisses,

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Re: Dear Neighbor,
« Reply #178 on: May 09, 2011, 08:37:10 PM »
Dear Neighbor,

thanks for blaring that rap crap, so I can blare metal even louder.

luv,

the big nasty
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