Author Topic: Dear Neighbor, (Read 19994 times)

King Postwhore · « **Reply #105 on:** September 18, 2009, 11:36:22 AM »

Dear Kanye West,

When are you going to pick on somebody that will fight back. It's easy to pick on teenage girls but how about picking a fight with Gwar or Six feet Under.

Signed,
A guy that hates your music.

ariich · « **Reply #106 on:** September 18, 2009, 12:26:37 PM »

Quote from: ResultsMayVary on September 18, 2009, 11:35:54 AM

Dear Ariich,

I'm still stunned that you deleted 525 of my posts. Dammit.

Sincerely,
RMV

You make it sound like I went through and individually deleted 525 of your posts and nothing else.

Which I TOTALLY didn't do, because, er... I have a life... and stuff. Yeah.

Sigz · « **Reply #107 on:** September 18, 2009, 01:02:34 PM »

Quote from: sonatafanica on September 17, 2009, 08:05:54 PM

sometimes I need to do more than sit at my desk wearing a viking helmet whilst listening to power metal and browsing you.

emindead · « **Reply #108 on:** September 18, 2009, 03:10:58 PM »

Dear English teachers,

Teach SeRoX how to write properly in English

Yours trully,

DTF Yeah the hell!!!

True Death of Life · « **Reply #109 on:** September 18, 2009, 04:03:14 PM »

Dear ariich,

You don't have a life. Look at this place you spend so much time on

In all seriousness,
Sarah

ResultsMayVary · « **Reply #110 on:** September 18, 2009, 04:47:36 PM »

Dear Ariich,

I would bet money that you deleted my 525 posts one by one just to be piss me off. I know it.

Thanks for the emotional scarring,
RMV

p.s.

SeRoX · « **Reply #111 on:** September 18, 2009, 04:50:26 PM »

Quote from: emindead on September 18, 2009, 03:10:58 PM

Dear English teachers,

Teach SeRoX how to write properly in English

Yours trully,

DTF Yeah the hell!!!

Be my english teacher.

I think I'm OK with my english. If someone's not they can ignore my posts. No problem.

ariich · « **Reply #112 on:** September 18, 2009, 05:02:55 PM »

Quote from: True Death of Life on September 18, 2009, 04:03:14 PM

Dear ariich,

You don't have a life. Look at this place you spend so much time on

In all seriousness,
Sarah

Dear Sarah,

DON'T MAKE ME LAY THE SMACKDOWN ON YOU!

Sincerely,

Mr Happy.

Quote from: ResultsMayVary on September 18, 2009, 04:47:36 PM

I would bet money that you deleted my 525 posts one by one just to be piss me off. I know it.

I might start doing that now, just to spite you.

MetalJunkie · « **Reply #113 on:** September 18, 2009, 06:20:06 PM »

Quote from: ariich on September 18, 2009, 05:02:55 PM

I might start doing that now, just to spite you.

It might be hard to balance that with your life...ohwait.

True Death of Life · « **Reply #114 on:** September 18, 2009, 06:40:27 PM »

Quote from: ariich on September 18, 2009, 05:02:55 PM

Quote from: True Death of Life on September 18, 2009, 04:03:14 PM
Dear ariich,

You don't have a life. Look at this place you spend so much time on

In all seriousness,
Sarah
Dear Sarah,

DON'T MAKE ME LAY THE SMACKDOWN ON YOU!

Sincerely,

Mr Happy.

Dear aiirch,
I'll still love you

Sarah

ResultsMayVary · « **Reply #115 on:** September 18, 2009, 10:25:24 PM »

Dear Ariich,

Please don't do what you suggested above.

Sincerely,
The Management that has no authority

ariich · « **Reply #116 on:** September 19, 2009, 06:35:10 AM »

Quote from: Guitarded on September 18, 2009, 06:20:06 PM

Quote from: ariich on September 18, 2009, 05:02:55 PM
I might start doing that now, just to spite you.
It might be hard to balance that with your life...ohwait.

setrataeso · « **Reply #117 on:** September 19, 2009, 09:00:32 AM »

Dear Watchmakers.

Stop advertising how deep a watch can go underwater. I don't care. I don't even bring my watch into the ocean. Chances are, if I was in deep water AND wearing a watch, I would likely be drowning, and would not care what the time is.

Sincerely,
Lee Jeakins

ariich · « **Reply #118 on:** September 19, 2009, 10:48:22 AM »

Quote from: True Death of Life on September 18, 2009, 06:40:27 PM

Quote from: ariich on September 18, 2009, 05:02:55 PM
Quote from: True Death of Life on September 18, 2009, 04:03:14 PM
Dear ariich,

You don't have a life. Look at this place you spend so much time on

In all seriousness,
Sarah
Dear Sarah,

DON'T MAKE ME LAY THE SMACKDOWN ON YOU!

Sincerely,

Mr Happy.

Dear aiirch,
I'll still love you
Sarah

Just noticed, wtf kind of spelling of my name is that?!

And to think you had a go at Jamesman for getting YOUR name wrong.

RobD · « **Reply #119 on:** September 19, 2009, 10:57:26 AM »

Dear people in the control room

Shut the fuck up, I'm trying to work. Mixing and editing requires listening, which is difficult when you're repeating the same jokes and enquiries that every studio engineer in the world has heard from people who have never been in a studio before. I know that you don't know how to use all this equipment, that's why you aren't a sound engineer. I gathered that information when I first met you, you didn't need to tell me. Just go and talk somewhere else so I can actually do my job before the deadline comes. Also stop drinking in here, you wouldn't drink and smoke in a fucking shop or office. That is why your band/music is absolute dildos that no-one other than your closest friends and family feign giving a shit about.

Lots of love
Rob

Jamesman42 · « **Reply #120 on:** September 19, 2009, 11:53:36 AM »

Dear True Death of Life,

There are no mistakes this time. I'll pick you up at 8pm. Bring an umbrella and some peanuts.

Love,
Jamesman

73109 · « **Reply #121 on:** September 19, 2009, 12:38:28 PM »

Dear Sarah,

I think James is perfect for you!!!

Sincerely,

Your Dad

*waits for angry pm or beating in school*

MetalManiac666 · « **Reply #122 on:** September 19, 2009, 05:13:42 PM »

Quote from: ResultsMayVary on September 18, 2009, 10:25:24 PM

Dear Ariich,

Please don't do what you suggested above.

Sincerely,
The Management that has no authority

Dear Assorted DTF Members,

Stop posting in super-fine print. I don't feel like quoting you to see what you wrote...

,
MM666

True Death of Life · « **Reply #123 on:** September 21, 2009, 02:20:29 PM »

Quote from: ariich on September 19, 2009, 10:48:22 AM

Quote from: True Death of Life on September 18, 2009, 06:40:27 PM
Quote from: ariich on September 18, 2009, 05:02:55 PM
Quote from: True Death of Life on September 18, 2009, 04:03:14 PM
Dear ariich,

You don't have a life. Look at this place you spend so much time on

In all seriousness,
Sarah
Dear Sarah,

DON'T MAKE ME LAY THE SMACKDOWN ON YOU!

Sincerely,

Mr Happy.

Dear aiirch,
I'll still love you
Sarah
Just noticed, wtf kind of spelling of my name is that?!

And to think you had a go at Jamesman for getting YOUR name wrong.

Psh. I spelled it right the first time. And just be glad I wasn't flirting with you

Quote from: 73109 on September 19, 2009, 12:38:28 PM

Dear Sarah,

I think James is perfect for you!!!

Sincerely,

Your Dad

*waits for angry pm or beating in school*

Dear Cole,

YOU

AND

MY DAUGHTER YOU

JESUS

CALL

PEARL JAM

DEVIL

DROPKICK

CRUCIFIX

!!!!!

Sarah's Dad

Hyperplex · « **Reply #124 on:** September 21, 2009, 02:24:22 PM »

Dear Sarah,

I guess your name is Sarah.
Cool.

Fondly,
Andrew

True Death of Life · « **Reply #125 on:** September 21, 2009, 02:25:33 PM »

Dear Andrew,
Yes.
Sarah

73109 · « **Reply #126 on:** September 21, 2009, 02:35:48 PM »

Dear Andrew and Sarah,

E-crush, awwwwwwwwe!!!!1

Cole

True Death of Life · « **Reply #127 on:** September 21, 2009, 02:40:18 PM »

Dear Cole,

No.

Sarah

Hyperplex · « **Reply #128 on:** September 21, 2009, 02:41:59 PM »

Dear Cole,

I am not a sugar-daddy.

-Andrew

True Death of Life · « **Reply #129 on:** September 21, 2009, 02:44:39 PM »

Dear Cole,
Why?

DTF

ResultsMayVary · « **Reply #130 on:** September 21, 2009, 02:50:39 PM »

Dear Andrew,

I don't like that you have the same name as me.

Sincerely,
Andrew

Hyperplex · « **Reply #131 on:** September 21, 2009, 03:13:24 PM »

Dear Andrew,

I had it first.

Apathetically yours,
Andrew

ResultsMayVary · « **Reply #132 on:** September 21, 2009, 03:31:11 PM »

Dear Andrew,

Touche.

Sincerely,
Andrew

Shadoshi · « **Reply #133 on:** September 21, 2009, 04:05:11 PM »

Dear both Andrews,

My name is not Andrew.

Sincerely,

ResultsMayVary · « **Reply #134 on:** September 21, 2009, 04:07:27 PM »

Dear

,

No u.

Sincerely,
Andrew

ariich · « **Reply #135 on:** September 21, 2009, 04:27:22 PM »

Quote from: True Death of Life on September 21, 2009, 02:20:29 PM

Psh. I spelled it right the first time. And just be glad I wasn't flirting with you

Dear Sarah,

James flirts with everything. That doesn't count.

Regards,

Rich

True Death of Life · « **Reply #136 on:** September 21, 2009, 06:04:44 PM »

Dear James,

According to ariich, now I'm a "thing". Go find another one.

Sarah

Dear Rich,
Ha.

Sarah

Shadoshi · « **Reply #137 on:** September 21, 2009, 06:12:30 PM »

Quote from: ResultsMayVary on September 21, 2009, 04:07:27 PM

Dear ,

No u.

Sincerely,
Andrew

Dear Andrew,

Sincerely,

emindead · « **Reply #138 on:** September 21, 2009, 06:35:09 PM »

Quote from: ariich on September 21, 2009, 04:27:22 PM

Quote from: True Death of Life on September 21, 2009, 02:20:29 PM
Psh. I spelled it right the first time. And just be glad I wasn't flirting with you
Dear Sarah,

James flirts with everything. That doesn't count.

Regards,

Rich

Dear Sarah,

Rich just called you "anything". Kick him in the balls.

Saludos,

Emindead

True Death of Life · « **Reply #139 on:** September 21, 2009, 06:37:46 PM »

Dear emindead,

Naaah. I did that to James in a previous post. (Look back further--I already acknowleged that fact

)

Sarah

News: Video of online chat between fans and members of Dream Theater: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sx8cLlXnHpA&feature=youtu.be (*no chickens were harmed during the filming of this chat)

Author Topic: Dear Neighbor, (Read 19994 times)