If there's one household chore you never had to do again

[TempusVox]

Litter boxes. I would rather have my peen sounded with a stick, than do litter. Ever. And I've never had my peen sounded at all; but that would be more fun for me than litter.

[Adami]

Are you all doing a different kind of litter box clean up than I am? I use a little shovel and move things into a bag. I tie up the bag and throw it away. It's barely an inconvenience.

[dparrott]

Washing the car.  So pointless, I'll gladly pay to have it done once in a while.

I do mine at the drive thru gas station washes.  Good enough.

[TAC]

Washing the car.  So pointless, I'll gladly pay to have it done once in a while.

I do mine at the drive thru gas station washes.  Good enough.

I have literally never washed my car, unless a seagull shits on it. That’s what rain is for.


I don’t feel bad for anyone having to clean a litter box, guys. Cats suck. They’d fucking kill you if they thought they could.

[Cool Chris]

Are you all doing a different kind of litter box clean up than I am? I use a little shovel and move things into a bag. I tie up the bag and throw it away. It's barely an inconvenience.

I was hesitant to type something like this, but I was never bothered by cleaning my cat's box.

Also, I enjoy cleaning my car. But car maintenance was instilled in me by my dad at an early age.

[Stadler]

Washing the car.  So pointless, I'll gladly pay to have it done once in a while.

I do mine at the drive thru gas station washes.  Good enough.

I have literally never washed my car, unless a seagull shits on it. That’s what rain is for.


I don’t feel bad for anyone having to clean a litter box, guys. Cats suck. They’d fucking kill you if they thought they could.

Oh, it's not whether they "thought" they could; you ever look deep in a cat's eyes?  They think it, mofo, for sure. It's the not having opposable thumbs that keeps cat deaths from being higher than they are. 

[hefdaddy42]

I have literally never washed my car, unless a seagull shits on it. That’s what rain is for.

Really?

[Dublagent66]

Washing the car.  So pointless, I'll gladly pay to have it done once in a while.

I do mine at the drive thru gas station washes.  Good enough.

I have literally never washed my car, unless a seagull shits on it. That’s what rain is for.


I don’t feel bad for anyone having to clean a litter box, guys. Cats suck. They’d fucking kill you if they thought they could.

   You kill me Tim.  You really do.

[Zoom E]

Washing the car.  So pointless, I'll gladly pay to have it done once in a while.

I do mine at the drive thru gas station washes.  Good enough.

I have literally never washed my car, unless a seagull shits on it. That’s what rain is for.


I don’t feel bad for anyone having to clean a litter box, guys. Cats suck. They’d fucking kill you if they thought they could.

My cats have a message for you: “Cats rule, TAC drools. Hissssss” 

[ReaperKK]

I have literally never washed my car, unless a seagull shits on it. That’s what rain is for.

Really?

I'm the opposite, I actually really enjoy cleaning my car but I've always been a car guy and I just bought a really nice car so it feels good opening my garage and seeing my car all shiny.

[TAC]

Washing the car.  So pointless, I'll gladly pay to have it done once in a while.

I do mine at the drive thru gas station washes.  Good enough.

I have literally never washed my car, unless a seagull shits on it. That’s what rain is for.


I don’t feel bad for anyone having to clean a litter box, guys. Cats suck. They’d fucking kill you if they thought they could.

My cats have a message for you: “Cats rule, TAC drools. Hissssss” 

Yeah, as they strap on a bib and sharpen the steak knives.

[TAC]

I have literally never washed my car, unless a seagull shits on it. That’s what rain is for.

Really?

Oh, absolutely. I have literally never applied wax to a car. I'm not a car guy.

In the winter when I'm at a gas station, I'll use the windshield washer thingy to wipe off the salt on my doors and fenders, but that's about it.

[Zoom E]

Washing the car.  So pointless, I'll gladly pay to have it done once in a while.

I do mine at the drive thru gas station washes.  Good enough.

I have literally never washed my car, unless a seagull shits on it. That’s what rain is for.


I don’t feel bad for anyone having to clean a litter box, guys. Cats suck. They’d fucking kill you if they thought they could.

My cats have a message for you: “Cats rule, TAC drools. Hissssss” 

Yeah, as they strap on a bib and sharpen the steak knives.

   

[KevShmev]

I have literally never washed my car, unless a seagull shits on it. That’s what rain is for.

Really?

Oh, absolutely. I have literally never applied wax to a car. I'm not a car guy.

In the winter when I'm at a gas station, I'll use the windshield washer thingy to wipe off the salt on my doors and fenders, but that's about it.

This is mostly me, although I will occasionally give the car a good wash.  I am not a car guy by any stretch of the imagination, so as long as it looks pretty good, has a good stereo and doesn't break down, I am good with it.

On a related note, about three years ago at work, one lady parked in her usual spot under a tree, and when she went out at lunch, it looked like about 200 birds had all taken a shit on it all at once.  It was epic. 

[wolfking]

I have literally never washed my car, unless a seagull shits on it. That’s what rain is for.

Really?

Oh, absolutely. I have literally never applied wax to a car. I'm not a car guy.

In the winter when I'm at a gas station, I'll use the windshield washer thingy to wipe off the salt on my doors and fenders, but that's about it.

Same.  I wash it, but like once a year but that's the same after there's heaps of bird shit.  If I want to splurge and am feeling lazy, I'll spend $10 at the car wash.  Cleans it good enough for me.

[JLa]

It's the everyday tasks that kills me. Doing laundry is the worst. Sorting, stuffing, washing, drying, folding, tidying, over and over and over and ...

If I was a trilliobillionaire I'd just throw my clothes away and get new ones every day! Bad for the environment, true, but would feel soooo gooood never having to do laundry again!!!