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Happy Father's Day DTF
« on: June 19, 2022, 05:50:15 AM »
To all the dads here - and there's quite a few of us given prog-metal is such a sausage fest, may your day be filled with hours of peace, quite, and generally being left alone.   :lol

Make it a great one, boys.
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Re: Happy Father's Day DTF
« Reply #1 on: June 19, 2022, 06:08:17 AM »
Happy Father's day to you, jingle.dad!
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Re: Happy Father's Day DTF
« Reply #2 on: June 19, 2022, 06:09:19 AM »
May it be filled with terrible dad jokes :P
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Re: Happy Father's Day DTF
« Reply #3 on: June 19, 2022, 07:21:07 AM »
Have a great day all you Daddio’s !
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Re: Happy Father's Day DTF
« Reply #4 on: June 19, 2022, 08:02:09 AM »
Hey dads.  You rock!
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Re: Happy Father's Day DTF
« Reply #5 on: June 19, 2022, 08:08:36 AM »
May it be filled with terrible dad jokes :P

Son: Dad, can you put my shoes on?

Dad: I don’t think they’ll fit me.

Am I doing it right? Happy Fathers day yall
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Re: Happy Father's Day DTF
« Reply #6 on: June 19, 2022, 08:09:15 AM »
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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Re: Happy Father's Day DTF
« Reply #7 on: June 19, 2022, 11:32:46 AM »
May it be filled with terrible dad jokes :P

I rarely tell dad jokes, but he always laughs when I do.
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Re: Happy Father's Day DTF
« Reply #8 on: June 19, 2022, 12:04:28 PM »
May it be filled with terrible dad jokes :P

I’ve been reading a braille horror book…..I have a feeling something bad is about to happen.
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Re: Happy Father's Day DTF
« Reply #9 on: June 19, 2022, 12:10:33 PM »
May it be filled with terrible dad jokes :P

I’ve been reading a braille horror book…..I have a feeling something bad is about to happen.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
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Re: Happy Father's Day DTF
« Reply #10 on: June 19, 2022, 12:56:33 PM »
May it be filled with terrible dad jokes :P

I’ve been reading a braille horror book…..I have a feeling something bad is about to happen.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
I had plans to begin reading a book about sinkholes, but they fell through.
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Re: Happy Father's Day DTF
« Reply #11 on: June 19, 2022, 01:36:52 PM »
May it be filled with terrible dad jokes :P

I’ve been reading a braille horror book…..I have a feeling something bad is about to happen.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
I had plans to begin reading a book about sinkholes, but they fell through.

I’ve been working on a joke about Yoga……but it’s kind of a stretch.
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Re: Happy Father's Day DTF
« Reply #12 on: June 19, 2022, 01:40:41 PM »
My wife just told me to put the toilet seat down.

I don’t know why I was carrying it around in the first place.
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Re: Happy Father's Day DTF
« Reply #13 on: June 19, 2022, 04:04:58 PM »
I sprayed deodorant in my mouth... Now when I talk I have this weird Axe scent.

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Re: Happy Father's Day DTF
« Reply #14 on: June 20, 2022, 07:18:26 AM »
May it be filled with terrible dad jokes :P

I rarely tell dad jokes, but he always laughs when I do.

This is next level.  :)

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Re: Happy Father's Day DTF
« Reply #15 on: June 18, 2023, 05:10:22 AM »
Bumpity bump bump.

Hope it's a great day out there.
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Re: Happy Father's Day DTF
« Reply #16 on: June 18, 2023, 06:53:04 AM »
Happy father's day y'all. 4th one for me!

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Re: Happy Father's Day DTF
« Reply #17 on: June 18, 2023, 07:34:33 AM »
Happy Father's day to all my fellow papacitos  :heart

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Re: Happy Father's Day DTF
« Reply #18 on: June 18, 2023, 08:13:52 AM »
Happy Fathers day to all you dads out there!

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Re: Happy Father's Day DTF
« Reply #19 on: June 18, 2023, 10:54:56 AM »


Happy Fathers day to all the DTF dads.
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Re: Happy Father's Day DTF
« Reply #20 on: June 18, 2023, 12:32:05 PM »


Happy Fathers day to all the DTF dads.

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Re: Happy Father's Day DTF
« Reply #21 on: June 18, 2023, 02:45:09 PM »
Lots of great Dads here on the forum who I’ve learned a ton from over the years. Thanks for everything and Happy Fathers Day.
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Re: Happy Father's Day DTF
« Reply #22 on: June 18, 2023, 02:49:29 PM »
Happy Fathers Day guys! A tad bittersweet this year.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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Re: Happy Father's Day DTF
« Reply #23 on: June 18, 2023, 03:34:53 PM »
I'm with you Tim.  We did have a good day with my brother. 
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Re: Happy Father's Day DTF
« Reply #24 on: June 19, 2023, 08:49:46 AM »
I had a good day, hope you guys did.
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Re: Happy Father's Day DTF
« Reply #25 on: June 19, 2023, 10:55:53 AM »
It was largely just another Sunday.  Too much crap going around the house and yard to just leave it (literally, we have contractors ripping pieces of my house apart at the moment, so we had some prep work to do yesterday).

I did get a couple of bottles of Xanabrew though.  Looking forward to firing those up.
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