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« Reply #140 on: June 13, 2022, 05:10:17 PM »
Another is while having a bad case of hiccups, in holding your nose to stop a sneeze, while holding your breath for stopping hiccups, and having to belch, while forgetting you finished speed downing a Fosters.  I don't want to be near who ever does it.  It does not seem possible, but the outcome could be devastating. Think of the pressure build up. Your ear canals are too small to compensate. Outside of blowing out your ear drums, and forcing your brain to push your eyes out of their sockets, the only path is through your ass.  A simultaneous implosion-explosion of intestinal fortitude.

WTF?!  :lol

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« Reply #141 on: June 13, 2022, 05:50:31 PM »
Another is while having a bad case of hiccups, in holding your nose to stop a sneeze, while holding your breath for stopping hiccups, and having to belch, while forgetting you finished speed downing a Fosters.  I don't want to be near who ever does it.  It does not seem possible, but the outcome could be devastating. Think of the pressure build up. Your ear canals are too small to compensate. Outside of blowing out your ear drums, and forcing your brain to push your eyes out of their sockets, the only path is through your ass.  A simultaneous implosion-explosion of intestinal fortitude.

Glad you liked it... I invented that one back in the 80s, just refined it a wee bit.
Since I try to link each reply, by including a subject from the previous reply. So intestinal fortitude was a late addition with my thoughts running together.  I figure if my version does not infiltrate the minds that read my reasoning in previous reply, this one will at least imprint it with the paragraph.

I had to limit the shitty part of my previous reply, from being a continuation. Right now the world is shit, being I am greatly distracted by all things shit right now.  I could very well cover my thread in shit, or take enough Pepto Bismol to clog every artery, vien and pore, to stop any shit in it's various forms from being excreted.  I rather have a giant crap storm, than to eventually explode from 800 pounds of shit being built up.

Most likely, the headlines will say... Mass killing by shit bomb.  Suspect took out 5 familys on his block, with a massive shit bomb attack, on a quiet Sunday morning. The athorities have no leads to the suspect's where abouts, since the day before.  Suspect has seemed to have completely vanished.

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Re: Random bits and what nots
« Reply #142 on: June 13, 2022, 05:54:58 PM »
So when they ask who destroyed the village...
Oh it was some asshole.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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« Reply #143 on: June 13, 2022, 06:22:21 PM »
So when they ask who destroyed the village...
Oh it was some asshole.

Ha!  Yep! 

Where are the monuments to the small family of 3, in one house...

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« Reply #144 on: June 13, 2022, 06:23:18 PM »
So when they ask who destroyed the village...
Oh it was some asshole.

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« Reply #145 on: June 14, 2022, 07:16:50 PM »
 
So when they ask who destroyed the village...
Oh it was some asshole.

Just as I thought, nobody is willing to get at the bottom of this.

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« Reply #146 on: June 14, 2022, 07:21:59 PM »
So when they ask who destroyed the village...
Oh it was some asshole.

Just as I thought, nobody is willing to get at the bottom of this.

Well, that post stunk.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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« Reply #147 on: June 15, 2022, 05:15:01 AM »
So when they ask who destroyed the village...
Oh it was some asshole.

Just as I thought, nobody is willing to get at the bottom of this.

Well, that post stunk.

Mr Hinkey did it!
WTF,  I cannot post the little happy chocolate pudding imoji dude!

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« Reply #148 on: June 15, 2022, 05:43:19 AM »
So when they ask who destroyed the village...
Oh it was some asshole.

Just as I thought, nobody is willing to get at the bottom of this.

Well, that post stunk.

Mr Hinkey did it!
WTF,  I cannot post the little happy chocolate pudding imoji dude!

You sound shitty about that.  A pain in the ass though I guess.

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« Reply #149 on: June 15, 2022, 09:02:46 AM »
So when they ask who destroyed the village...
Oh it was some asshole.

Just as I thought, nobody is willing to get at the bottom of this.

Well, that post stunk.

Mr Hinkey did it!
WTF,  I cannot post the little happy chocolate pudding imoji dude!

You sound shitty about that.  A pain in the ass though I guess.

Don't blame me for farting in your general direction. Seating at the rear can be excruciatingly painful.  Especially when wearing a butt plug.  Nor will it not make it sound any better.

You do have an option to wear ear plugs, if you are annoyed. Can't help the open to the air seating issue.  Maybe I should invent improved distancing seating, with porta potty enclosures. Just need to install speakers and wire them into the PA system. This way all shitty sounds and fowl smells are isolated and enjoyed by the the occupied participant. There may be enough room for a canned beans and beer dispenser.  It amazes me to how much spacious room they provide, for just to shit and pee in.

Gosh, that just reminded me of my cousin... he is well known for farting. Once he made a friend puke in his truck on a freezing night home.  Perhaps I will take in account barf bags , to add to the list.  Problem is people may bag a decent poo for making flaming poo door ditching, on the guy in the adjacent porta potty, when bord waiting in their port potty for more content to develope.  If bored, I may have to take in account some reading materials.  I think there can be a few magazines placed in a rack on the back side of the door.  Problem is what material fits the fan base.  At least one porno, a comic, Better Homes and Garden... nono... Guns and Ammo,  Scientific American, and a fan favorite... Proctology and You.  Then at least two would need a Vaseline dispenser.  This porta potty make over is getting expensive to create.  I may have to make a double wide porta potty, just to fit everything needed.  Might as well have seating for two, to share the experience.  Then I would need a condom dispenser for a couples night out. Then the much needed railing for their activities, and the handicaped.  There is way too much shit being done with just a simple idea.  All I need is some smart ass to beat me to it.  Then there will ve war.  I am sure some body will sue, once a competitor goes around tipping port a pottys.  Guy embeds gun up his ass, from customized porta potty tipping.  Guy smothered by feces, duringca double wide porta potty tip.  The possiblities of being sued are endless with a fully loaded porta potty.  I doubt any insurance will cover it. 

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« Reply #150 on: June 21, 2022, 09:40:50 AM »
Abnormalized...

I never really thought much about people early in life, especially in comparing them or identifying much with them.  I am an enigma of sorts. A bit of an alien, when such matters are brought up.

Just to give a brief example, so you can see how different I am, as to abnormalize my way through normalization.

You already know my left handed issues, but there are plenty more, in which makes me abnormal to just about abnormal anyone I could come accross.  So here is my brief list of abnormalities, which makes it impossible to identify with others...  lack of showing emotions, color blindness,  slightly autistic, slightly dyslexic, slightly ADHD, no greedy, no selfishness, no anger, and a strong dislike any thing that effects my normalized self... meaning if anything that effects me out of my own existence, I refrain from taking part.  Example, will try my best not to take medications, if side effects are bother some. Which many do bother me.  Those are the primaries, but I still have many.

Oddly enough as a point before skipping the thought... i cured some of my AHCD and dyslexia by using a tablet for 10 years. Thumb typing and auto replace became such an annoyance,  that it broke me from correcting many mistyped or autocorrected words.  I just leave them be, because i have other thoughts that need no distraction.  So as a wee fix for peeps like me, try my method to become normalized with being imperfect. Ha!

As for some secondaries.  I have very dry skin over 90% of my body, which to me is perfectly normal.  What annoyed me is every time I had to hold hands in school activities, I felt creeped out with clammy soft hands.  Who knows, if my hands creeped them out as much, in comparison. Ha!   Oddly enough, I look fairly normal all my life, as to not get mocked about skin issues or what ever. Also I look about 10 to 15 years younger than I am.  Tom Cruise and Johnny Depp have nothing on me.  I am not vain enough to deal with beauty what nots, but there you go. Mostly because I was a super slow grower once I hit 12.  My cousin took steroids in high school because he was like me.  It never bothered me, as I thought it was normal, until high school. But it never bothered me then, nor while being an adult.  Mostly because most adults around me, acted just like they were, back in high school. Again very annoying.   I guess I got very annoyed at normalcy, more than being abnormal in a non conforming world.

The biggest annoyance was the only relationships I found before my 33rd birthday, was with 21 year olds. Not that I hung around night clubs for 18 and over. Ha!  Just they congregate around me in a peculiar way.

So I ended up knowing right away, my mind would explode, if I kept believing things would catch up. Everything else with people in general, were better off being acquaintances. Too much drama for me, when I had perfect normalcy with out being dragged into their termoils.  I guess, if I dwelled on all my issues, I would be just as insane. Unable to move beyond being sad or angry.  God forbid, I become overly happy... there has been times, but quickly taken away, like a rug pulled under feet.  So, my big hint at life... never allow yourself to assume and expect great things to happen to you.  The greater the gain, the greater the pain.  I see too many trying to achieve in finding what they achieved is a deep emptiness.  I guess you can say I am a slacker. In reality I achieve without great effort.  For every achievement, I can always move from there.  Unlike falling into the pit of despair.

If I had a clear handicap, I would be part of something. But I am a perfect, fully functional, abnormal person.  Not that my mind is abnormal in that I am all Helter Skelter inside. Just see so much in a different way.  If you remove greed, hostility, selfishness, and look at what is the issue at hand, you find yourself, just like me, in being in lacking compassion.  Yes, you can be seen as  an uncompassionate person, because you toss out your own feelings to find a key issue, that one may find fault with.  Like it or not, your answer will just piss anyone off, when they have underlined issues based on anger, or greed, or selfishness, or a mix of there of.  Yep, I can piss off Liberals, and Conservatives equally just by saying... Shooting Blanks Saves Lives!  I can see it now, banners everywhere, bigger than 'Black Lives Matter'.  It's the honest truth, but nobody wants to agree. Which is the point with democracy,  today's fairness to disagree at all cost.

Looking at it, the world is abnormalized, and I am just an abnormal out cast, because normal people cannot clearly define themselves as normal in any shape or form.  See, I just riled up all my estranged followers, who actually read this crap. Everyone wants to be normal, but me...  So leave me alone! Ha!





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Re: Random bits and what nots
« Reply #151 on: June 22, 2022, 11:07:35 AM »

Just to give a brief example

Well, that was anything but brief. :lol  What exactly is the definition of normal?  If someone were to try to explain what that is, it would most likely be anything but brief.
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« Reply #152 on: June 22, 2022, 04:59:59 PM »

Just to give a brief example

Well, that was anything but brief. :lol  What exactly is the definition of normal?  If someone were to try to explain what that is, it would most likely be anything but brief.

Ha!  To be honest, I use a tablet as a note pad. The app limits the note to have so many words. Most sites I have issues with posting within the text box. So copy paste is my saviour.  Also having a note pad app, helps with making content seem trouble free.  If I had used a word editor, I problably would end up making a book.  Ha!  So if you should notice my replies with a topic, they mostly all fit within a certain word count, with some addtions and edits after pasting.

As for normal... i know everyone is different. Even those who are in social communities to find people like them selves, will eventually find they are different still. Though, my point is you cannot place me within a group.  I have no hard feelings that I am unique and an a self made outcast of sorts.  Rather not go through the pain of trying to fit in. So I write with open mind, mostly unedited thoughts, take it or leave it.  Which most who are face to face with me, find it difficult, or make it seem to be.  I don't try to figure people out, as I am not a surgeon, nore like bloody body parts to look at. Brains are disgusting. Ha!

I think my issue is no matter how hard I try, I accept others like as if I am 10 years old. A sense of wonder about them, not questioning, but able to rationalize.  Unfortunately I only get the same from 10 year olds and a wee younger.  Not that I hang around them constantly.  Though I have been blamed many a time, that when I am around them, I am a bad influence to them.  I guess that is why I rather watch and listen to people than to talk to them.  Mostly because there is my own inability to have an understanding, let alone their own understanding of me.  I am not a good actor, and to be part of anything, takes a bit of pretending.  Feeling like fish out of water, to so much around me.

I have someone who understands me very well, and is trained to assist special needs people.  Not that I am all alone, in fact I have been alone most of my life and never felt so. Thus no great need to fit in or feel lonely.  So there you go... more bits to show how different I am, yet haven't pulled my insides out to show the rest.

Oh, to end my differences and to close of my 10 year old ways...  I like to look at the world through the eyes of a child.  Here have one, they come in pairs.

Just thought of that one, triggered from this reply, which goes with my Hampter / Gerbil line.  I have more some where in storage... they are usually thought up as I am triggered. Never written down, as my mind humours me, as if I have a comedy club deep in my brain.

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« Reply #153 on: June 23, 2022, 09:11:43 AM »
Look up the word "brief".  I think you'll find that less is more.
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« Reply #154 on: June 23, 2022, 11:50:00 AM »
Look up the word "brief".  I think you'll find that less is more.

Less is more...  Taking a massive shit will make you feel less weighty, which makes you feel more better, and allow you to eat more.  Drinking a six-pack will give you less to drink later, but give you more room in the fridge to add more, while making your drunk state even more so.  Having 30% less of a woman in height, would make you have 30% more where it counts. Having less of a memory, would give you more opportunities forget where your keys are. Having less cloths, will allow you to have more time wearing what you got, until people notice. Having less on your plate to eat, gives you more room for desert, as if a whole pie will do.  Having less to watch on TV, gives you more time to waste elsewhere...  Having less hair, allows more of you to be noticed, if your swim suite should fall clean off.  This list is almost endless... and because you like less, much more than having more, I will stop, before I am unable to stop myself, in force feeding you any more, just to see you puke, for being a smart ass.

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« Reply #155 on: June 23, 2022, 04:27:43 PM »
"Two things are infinite; the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." -Albert Einstein

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« Reply #156 on: June 23, 2022, 06:04:44 PM »
Having 30% less of a woman in height, would make you have 30% more where it counts.

What does this mean?  Are you saying the shorter the woman, the fatter they are?  Or short women have bigger tits, wtf?!

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« Reply #157 on: June 23, 2022, 07:09:46 PM »
Having 30% less of a woman in height, would make you have 30% more where it counts.

What does this mean?  Are you saying the shorter the woman, the fatter they are?  Or short women have bigger tits, wtf?!

Ha!  30% shorter is roughly 5 foot 4 inches, which makes them very small.  Not compressing or shifting proportions.  Thus making you 30% more in every way... to some gents, size matters, and that is where it counts.  Ha!

See, I knew saying little had its disadvantages.   Yet some prefer to stay little... excuse me, say little.  Though, the reply before yours,  does not show capacity to understand my humor, as I fail to see his... even though I tried my best with less is more.  But there you go, what pops in my mind randomly some take too seriously.  Maybe I could post Why So Serious (Joker) as a reply, but my humour is about perceptions not directly aimed in particular.  Though, humour is laughing at one self as much as life in general.

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« Reply #158 on: June 23, 2022, 07:12:00 PM »
I say 100% woman into me is what any man should want. Then work at making her happy to sustain that love.
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« Reply #159 on: June 23, 2022, 07:20:16 PM »
Having 30% less of a woman in height, would make you have 30% more where it counts.

What does this mean?  Are you saying the shorter the woman, the fatter they are?  Or short women have bigger tits, wtf?!

What he's saying is that your dick will go further up a midget than it will a WNBA player.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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« Reply #160 on: June 23, 2022, 07:26:11 PM »
Tim, I think you should think about your response again. Lol
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« Reply #161 on: June 23, 2022, 07:28:28 PM »
If there is one thing in my 46 years of living that I never want to think about again, it is Tim's post.
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« Reply #162 on: June 23, 2022, 07:34:29 PM »
That's an old man with no filter. Lol
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« Reply #163 on: June 24, 2022, 04:22:38 AM »
Having 30% less of a woman in height, would make you have 30% more where it counts.

What does this mean?  Are you saying the shorter the woman, the fatter they are?  Or short women have bigger tits, wtf?!

What he's saying is that your dick will go further up a midget than it will a WNBA player.

Ha! Exactly!  One example of the over looked dryish humour, I have shared. Some times you need a text book to figure it out, other times its simplicity gets ran over, unnoticed at 100MPH. 

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« Reply #164 on: June 24, 2022, 04:39:06 AM »
Having 30% less of a woman in height, would make you have 30% more where it counts.

What does this mean?  Are you saying the shorter the woman, the fatter they are?  Or short women have bigger tits, wtf?!

Ha!  30% shorter is roughly 5 foot 4 inches, which makes them very small.  Not compressing or shifting proportions.  Thus making you 30% more in every way... to some gents, size matters, and that is where it counts.  Ha!

See, I knew saying little had its disadvantages.   Yet some prefer to stay little... excuse me, say little.  Though, the reply before yours,  does not show capacity to understand my humor, as I fail to see his... even though I tried my best with less is more.  But there you go, what pops in my mind randomly some take too seriously.  Maybe I could post Why So Serious (Joker) as a reply, but my humour is about perceptions not directly aimed in particular.  Though, humour is laughing at one self as much as life in general.

If you're not shifting other proportions and its simply height, I don't see how that really enhances the size of your cock when it comes to sex or what effect that has.

I guess some don't need to worry about their size no matter how tall the woman Im fucking is.  ;D

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« Reply #165 on: June 24, 2022, 04:44:32 AM »
That's an old man with no filter. Lol

At least he sees the point of my perceptual humour.  At times it can be as childish or vulgar as one perceives.  Example...  Every time I see a child play with them self, I want to join in.  Imagine the fun of comparing each others toys.

Oh, I just remembered another, of my favorites... Ian Samuel, the well known photographer from 'London Illustrated Magazine', has been arrested in New York city.  A group of models had called the authorities about Ian's plot shoot everyone in Times Square and to blow up the city buildings, as he said in his own words... It would be absolutely smashing!


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« Reply #166 on: June 24, 2022, 04:56:15 AM »
Having 30% less of a woman in height, would make you have 30% more where it counts.

What does this mean?  Are you saying the shorter the woman, the fatter they are?  Or short women have bigger tits, wtf?!

Ha!  30% shorter is roughly 5 foot 4 inches, which makes them very small.  Not compressing or shifting proportions.  Thus making you 30% more in every way... to some gents, size matters, and that is where it counts.  Ha!

See, I knew saying little had its disadvantages.   Yet some prefer to stay little... excuse me, say little.  Though, the reply before yours,  does not show capacity to understand my humor, as I fail to see his... even though I tried my best with less is more.  But there you go, what pops in my mind randomly some take too seriously.  Maybe I could post Why So Serious (Joker) as a reply, but my humour is about perceptions not directly aimed in particular.  Though, humour is laughing at one self as much as life in general.

If you're not shifting other proportions and its simply height, I don't see how that really enhances the size of your cock when it comes to sex or what effect that has.

I guess some don't need to worry about their size no matter how tall the woman Im fucking is.  ;D

Ha!  There is one thing I do see a lot with my generalisation, some will run with a wee detail, that was never intended.  Changing the sized of a woman as in Honey I Shrunk The Kids, was my intention. Nothing changes other than sperception,  any further than 30% could make an average man too big to fit.

Thus 30% larger can be all about ones perspective. If you are quite large already, 30% may not make much difference, as with very small. Neither will fit properly for her pleasure.  Though some men would be very happy to see her eyes bulge out at every thrust.



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Re: Random bits and what nots
« Reply #167 on: June 24, 2022, 05:09:02 AM »
Having 30% less of a woman in height, would make you have 30% more where it counts.

What does this mean?  Are you saying the shorter the woman, the fatter they are?  Or short women have bigger tits, wtf?!

Ha!  30% shorter is roughly 5 foot 4 inches, which makes them very small.  Not compressing or shifting proportions.  Thus making you 30% more in every way... to some gents, size matters, and that is where it counts.  Ha!

See, I knew saying little had its disadvantages.   Yet some prefer to stay little... excuse me, say little.  Though, the reply before yours,  does not show capacity to understand my humor, as I fail to see his... even though I tried my best with less is more.  But there you go, what pops in my mind randomly some take too seriously.  Maybe I could post Why So Serious (Joker) as a reply, but my humour is about perceptions not directly aimed in particular.  Though, humour is laughing at one self as much as life in general.

If you're not shifting other proportions and its simply height, I don't see how that really enhances the size of your cock when it comes to sex or what effect that has.

I guess some don't need to worry about their size no matter how tall the woman Im fucking is.  ;D

Ha!  There is one thing I do see a lot with my generalisation, some will run with a wee detail, that was never intended.  Changing the sized of a woman as in Honey I Shrunk The Kids, was my intention. Nothing changes other than sperception,  any further than 30% could make an average man too big to fit.

Thus 30% larger can be all about ones perspective. If you are quite large already, 30% may not make much difference, as with very small. Neither will fit properly for her pleasure.  Though some men would be very happy to see her eyes bulge out at every thrust.

I see that all the time.

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« Reply #168 on: June 24, 2022, 07:33:19 AM »
Having 30% less of a woman in height, would make you have 30% more where it counts.

What does this mean?  Are you saying the shorter the woman, the fatter they are?  Or short women have bigger tits, wtf?!

Ha!  30% shorter is roughly 5 foot 4 inches, which makes them very small.  Not compressing or shifting proportions.  Thus making you 30% more in every way... to some gents, size matters, and that is where it counts.  Ha!

See, I knew saying little had its disadvantages.   Yet some prefer to stay little... excuse me, say little.  Though, the reply before yours,  does not show capacity to understand my humor, as I fail to see his... even though I tried my best with less is more.  But there you go, what pops in my mind randomly some take too seriously.  Maybe I could post Why So Serious (Joker) as a reply, but my humour is about perceptions not directly aimed in particular.  Though, humour is laughing at one self as much as life in general.

If you're not shifting other proportions and its simply height, I don't see how that really enhances the size of your cock when it comes to sex or what effect that has.

I guess some don't need to worry about their size no matter how tall the woman Im fucking is.  ;D

Ha!  There is one thing I do see a lot with my generalisation, some will run with a wee detail, that was never intended.  Changing the sized of a woman as in Honey I Shrunk The Kids, was my intention. Nothing changes other than sperception,  any further than 30% could make an average man too big to fit.

Thus 30% larger can be all about ones perspective. If you are quite large already, 30% may not make much difference, as with very small. Neither will fit properly for her pleasure.  Though some men would be very happy to see her eyes bulge out at every thrust.

I see that all the time.
Ha! Like I said most guys... you are obviously at the top of the curve.  Though, I get mixed results for my self. Its one of them one size fits all.  Eyes do bug out but mostly when expecting what they see in being bite size, as it goes to fun size, then to king size. Which satisfies them no matter how hungry they are. Ha!  Some times I am lucky and start with fun size, then when they least expect it, after it is completely taken,  Dah-tah-dah-taaaaaaaah!  Imperial king size suprises them. 


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« Reply #169 on: June 24, 2022, 07:05:05 PM »
I had no doubt from your first few posts that you'd be an animal with the ladies.

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« Reply #170 on: June 24, 2022, 07:09:14 PM »
At least 30% less ladies.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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« Reply #171 on: June 24, 2022, 07:56:11 PM »
At least 30% less ladies.

Only 30% less ladies.....hence the eye bulges.

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« Reply #172 on: June 25, 2022, 11:36:44 AM »
 Ha!  I thought it was all the time, no matter what size.  Oh that is true, any woman below 5 foot 5 inches would be fun... but limit how much fun one can have.

Though they do make women 30% more, which I always wanted to have.  But for some strange reason I have been stuck in the 5 foot 7 inch range. Being some what tall at 6 foot 2 inches.

The few taller women that I came across, were acquaintances, and never got to know them much.  Once at a Tool concert a tall natural red head kept slam bumping into me, which annoyed me, being she had to be 20 ish, and I don't do well with first contacts.  Especially on my own. Though, the waitress at the Waffle House across my motel, had an interest, but she had a boy friend and had to be 19 at best and 20% less woman. HA!  Got to know a wee bit of her, being that I ate there every morning, for the 4 days I stayed. Only if I had stayed a few days prior my original stay, I may have offered her to go see the concert with me. As I had an extra in pocket. She was southern, and was more real than the women I would notice around me, being in the city where I lived. She was disapointed or confused, as to my answer, to why I stopped at that particular Waffle House every day... being my reply was short and simple, being truthful... my motel is across the street. HA!  Little did I know, there were 3 Waffle Houses along the street. In Georga, expect to see a Waffle house within mile of each other. A slight exaggeration. Ha!

Seems like most all the women I have known were acquaintances of sorts.  The few women that did move from acquaintance to girl friend took about a year.  Proving my motto... the worst impression, is the best impression.  As things can always be better the next time around. Ha!  That only works if they are around long enough for a second impression. HA!  That one is derived from, what I think is an old Holiday Inn commercial where the slogan was... the best surprise is no surprise.   Like having my sump pump turn into an indoor fountain.  It was a surprise that was definitely not the best surprise, that I have ever come across. Ha!   Though bringing up that point... from a  recollection of long ago, when everyone was talking about the story on the news.  All I can say is use your imagination... a woman, a jar of peanut butter, a dog, and a surprise party.   Needless to say both woman and party goers were surprised.  Bringing on the memory of the commersial about the best surprise is no surprise.  Ha with a bit of eeeew, mixed in!

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« Reply #173 on: June 27, 2022, 07:18:01 AM »
The Internet bums me out!  Sometimes there are instances where I get a laugh because it is from the Conservatives or Liberals  that push their stances and blame each other. Too much all at once is the problem, and to me, too many cooks spoil the soup, let alone try talking with everything in your plate stuffed in your mouth. It a paradox liberals need to address.

Here is a few stances I have laughed at, with a quick picture in my mind when I see the headline. Sorry but Liberals get picked on more than Conservatives, mostly because there is a lot of funny things going on with their views, and they explode when confronted with spining it all back in their face.

Topic 1,  from a people or a health headline... What makes a woman become interested in a man?  CHARMING:  Dahmer was a real charmer, just ask all the women he dated.  Oh, they did say that he was to die for.

Topic 2, from Chicago Tribune headline... Masked robber gets caught.  Combined Liberal Justice:  If making a robbery in Chicago, next time wear a Uterus costume. Liberals don't care what's inside.  To them it's a choice, and nobody is to blame.

Topic 3, I have no fecking clue to who posted headline... Barbi makes a new transgender doll.  A head of my time:   Back in the early 70s, I was a head of my time. I would remove and swap Barbi heads with Ken and visa versa. Needless to say mom, and sis did not like it. Probably could have cornered the market and made millions, if family did not get involved.

Topic 4,  A multitude of baseless comments that are of liberal origin... Comment: A typical Trump supporter!  It must be National Dick Day...  I funded National Dick Day when Trump was in office,  where liberals can be dicks any time of the day!  And it is still going strong!

Topic 5,  Unknown source, about parents getting involved with child sexual affirmation.  I believe most parents have been brain washed into Manchosuen by proxy, by the push from liberal media. So are you going to take little Jessica to the vet, because she associates with fluffy the pet cat, eating cat food and weeing in the cat box? See the point?

I will stop with the Liberals... They can only handle small portions, at a time, and I think I did one too many.  I will add another reply on Conservative topics that I find funny.  Problem is finding them. Ha!  Get it... every Conservative topic is a maelstrom of fire and brimstone by... as you guessed it, the AOC and Pelosy.  Ha!  Had to toss that one in for an ender.  I am sure I will find more Conservative funny points.  Though SNL may steal them from me, if they have eyes.
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« Reply #174 on: June 28, 2022, 07:36:10 AM »
As promised...

Conservative views kill me!

 If it were not for Trump there would be nothing to laugh at.  But, I refrain... what others think and become irritated, masks the fun one can have in seeing the truths fun distortion.  Though humour is all about emotion. Being emotionless reptiles, or overly emotional can limit ones fun times.  So if you fall into either category you will not find humour.  So conservatives, here is my last warning... leave now, or deal with being laughed at.

Being conservative has its perks, you just have to pick and choose your way through them.  Like teaching K1 how to clean and assemble an AR15.   Sort of like Disneyland's build your own light saber.  Just think, it's the only uni-sex thing allowed in a conservative school. Your 7 year old daughter, will learn proper safety and how to accurately use an AR15, before she learns about her first period.  Sort of like Israeli girls, in their early teens, while indoctrinated in the Military.

The nice thing that a young woman can feel accomplished about when pregnant. Yes, tou can be just as accurate and unhindered with movement, while pregnant.  As an AR15 is light and compact, and can be slung at the side or back, making for better balance... being a bit belly weighted. Gone will be the days of a pregnant women complaining of their sore backs.  Give it a try, you may need to sling one on each side of your back, for twins.

Given that the Supreme Court has allowed each state to make pregnancy health requirements fit to the needs of all, not just women.  If your state's laws are conservative, only women can get pregnant... one up for women's rights, as conservatives believe women should be treated as women. To remove any doubt that they are women, not men. It may come at lower pay, and a bit discriminatory, but who isn't... other than conservative men?  You may not have options to terminate the course of pregnancy, through state regulated health care. Which makes it an opportunity, for a nice get away holiday to Mexico or Canada, while you recover.