If you have mildly fresh carrot cake at 6.5/10, then you need to seek out better carrot cake.
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now I'm hella craving carrot cake.
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Really curious to see what was left on the editing room floor of the initial 4 hours of run time.
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1) The F***ing goats: while funny for 10 seconds, it got annoying real quick.
I simultaneously agree with you AND love the goats.
2) The plot of the movie called for a much darker tone. I don't mind some one liners here and there if the story calls for it, but this was not the movie for that.
Eh, maybe. Ragnarok called for a dark tone as well, but most agree that what we got actually worked really well.
3) The comedy itself was not good, really forced at times. After all Thor went through in the last 3 movies he was in, I really wished his character was a bit less of an idiot.
Mixed bag for me. Quite often, it landed. Quite often, it did not.
4) Zeus? what was that about?
I hated pretty much everything about it, with the possible exception of Bao Supreme.
5) So much talk about Zeus' lighting bolt/weapon, and how "thunder is just the sound of lighting", and all that went nowhere. I thought we would see a powered up Thor with Zeus' weapon, yet...
Well, Thor was the only one who went toe-to-toe with Gorr and not die, so there's that.
6) Since when can Thor grant the power of Thor to others?
2 things: (1) He didn't. He gave the power of the lightning bolt to others. That's why it was gold, not blue/white. (2) Even if he did, what's wrong with that? In previous movies, we saw him learn how to do other things for the first time as well.
7) Yeah the whole Stormbreaker sentient thing was silly.
I loved that, actually. It was a metaphor and mirror for his own feelings, which I thought was actually a neat device (as well as being at the heart of some of the humor that did land).
8) Korg fake death was also silly.
Yes.
9) When Thor was headed toward the final battle without Storbreaker, why didn't he just take Mjolnir? He agreed that Jane was not going to use it, so why not just take?
Because (1) Stormbreaker would have been mad, and (2) he didn't think he needed it since he had the lightning. I don't really have an issue with this.
10) Really wish we would have seen a bit more of Gorr, specially how he killed some of the other Gods. I think that would have elevated the stakes a bit more.
For sure. This is one of my bigger (not biggest, but up there) complaints.
Despite all that, I enjoyed the film (more so the second half than the first), but it lands really far down on MCU ranking.
I enjoyed it as well. As far as ranking, I just kind of lump all of phase 4 together as "that mess that followed three brilliant phases." I think Marvel is just trying to make DC not feel too bad about themselves for putting out absolute crap that had the potential to be so much better, so they are like "Hey, we've been untouchable for so long, but we can put out crap as well. Just don't focus too much on the fact that our box office numbers still destroy yours. Nothing to see here..." Honestly, I think they've just gotten too big for their own good and can't get out of their own way now.
The Chemistry between Portman and Hemsworth wasn't really there.
Wow, really? That was one thing that I thought absolutely worked.