When I first got into edibles, cannabis was still illegal in IL so I got them from a guy in the band who was connected. 10mg gummies. He asked me if I'd ever done edibles before, and I hadn't so he got this very serious, big-brother voice and said "Okay, you take one. ONE! You wait an hour. You might start feeling it in five or ten minutes, maybe more like 15 to 30, but in any event you wait at least an hour the first time because you don't know how it will affect you. If, after an hour, you feel like you could do another, that's up to you."
I went home and since it was a Saturday afternoon, I took one. Half an hour later, I was trying to find something to watch on TV, and I realized I had been trying to find something to watch on TV for a while. The remote has all these buttons, you see, and it can be confusing. Same remote I've had for years, but still... And hey, what's this button? I've never noticed that one before... And fuck, there's all these fucking channels. How can anyone decide? I don't remember much about the next three or four hours other than that it was amazing but also disconcerting, and I have never felt the need to to do more than 10mg. Five and I'm pretty stoned, 2.5 is a nice buzz. 10 is only for when no one else is home and I have the TV and stereo to myself.