Don't piss off monkeys

[KevShmev]

https://www.insider.com/india-monkeys-throw-250-dogs-off-buildings-revenge-report-says-2021-12

Holy moly.

[lonestar]

Damn.

[TAC]

I saw this story the other night. That's fucked!

[jingle.boy]

Holy fuck!!

[King Puppies and the Acid Guppies]

I've said it before and I'll say it again, monkees (apes, gorillas, etc...) are possibly the biggest assholes of the animal kingdom.

[TAC]

They're bananas.

[Ben_Jamin]

Sounds like what some parents would do if their child got killed.

I wonder if this will escalate to war between dog and monkey?

[wolfking]

That's some revenge.  Must be all small dogs surely.  Surely a big dog could handle his own against a monkey?!

[Ben_Jamin]

That's some revenge.  Must be all small dogs surely.  Surely a big dog could handle his own against a monkey?!

I actually think they may be going after their puppies. I could be totally wrong. I also do wonder if it's just a specific breed, or all dogs?

[El Barto]

That's some revenge.  Must be all small dogs surely.  Surely a big dog could handle his own against a monkey?!

For some strange reason most of my Quora spam begins with hypothetical animal fights. "Who'd win a fight between a brown bear and a komodo dragon?" That sort of thing. A recurring theme is that monkeys are ridiculously strong and vicious. Even smaller ones. Under that hair they're essentially solid muscle. Combined with very sharp teeth and the smarts to go for the vulnerable spots, monkeys win most battles. They're fast, immensely powerful, and as ruthless as they come. A dog isn't going to stand a chance.

[wolfking]

That's some revenge.  Must be all small dogs surely.  Surely a big dog could handle his own against a monkey?!

For some strange reason most of my Quora spam begins with hypothetical animal fights. "Who'd win a fight between a brown bear and a komodo dragon?" That sort of thing. A recurring theme is that monkeys are ridiculously strong and vicious. Even smaller ones. Under that hair they're essentially solid muscle. Combined with very sharp teeth and the smarts to go for the vulnerable spots, monkeys win most battles. They're fast, immensely powerful, and as ruthless as they come. A dog isn't going to stand a chance.

That all makes sense.  A monkey could easily outsmart a dog too.

[El Barto]

Also, the scarier part of the story is that the one video I saw of it the monkeys actually lured the dog into the building. One monkey let a dog chase him inside, where presumably a lot of his rhesus homies were waiting for them. The subject title is very, very good advice. They're behaving with deliberate cruelty, cleverness, and ruthlessness. Clearly the dogs seriously fucked with the wrong team.

[MirrorMask]

That's some Lion King and Rains of Castamere put together with a Jungle Book flavour.

I hope the dogs deserved it at least!

[lonestar]

I've said it before and I'll say it again, monkees (apes, gorillas, etc...) are possibly the biggest assholes of the animal kingdom.

And they're led by the biggest assholes of all, us.