No, we share beers. Lol. She gets pissed about a hundred other issues in her head.
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So listen to this story..
backstory...our town is having water isuues, so we have to drink bottled water, but can fill jugs at the town's water department. anyway..I needed a pitcher to combine jugs....
So I can't find the pitcher in our kitchen,. so I ask my wife where the (I'm such a dumbass I couldn't think of the word pitcher) fruit punch pourer is. Miraculously, she knows what I'm talking about.
Anyway she asks, "What do you need it for?"
WUT? I go, "What do you mean, what difference does it make? Where is it?"
Her: "Well, what are you using it for?"
Me: "Does it matter?"
Her: "yeah it does"
Me (WTF??): "So if I need it for one thing, it'll be found in the kitchen, but if I need it for another thing, it'll be found in the hallway?"
Her:....blank stare...
Me: "I need it to combine the water jugs"
Her: "Oh I think it's in here (hallway closet)"