Twosuitsluke's Second Roulette v. Final Results Part 2

[twosuitsluke]

So a little late, but here we are...

My second roulette (fanfare, applause etc)!

It's been like 5 years since I did my first, I think? I've wanted to do another for ages but my life got increasingly busier over that period. I'm kind of at the point where I have a BIT more free time, but still don't expect this to run particularly quickly. The main thing that helped give me a kick up the butt is the roulette drought we are in!

All are welcome in this roulette, but there are a few newcomers to DTF who I would really like to take part.

I'm not putting a cap on the numbers, but I may have to if we hit more than say, 15?

This will be a pretty standard roulette, as I can't really keep up with doing anything too fancy. I'd really prefer Spotify links for submissions, but am happy to except other routes if the song you want is not on Spotify.

We'll have 10 rounds, one song per round. I don't think we'll have eliminations until maybe the 8th round, but I may change my mind if I have a lot of participants. I will have a think about if I want to try any themed rounds, and get back to you all. Let's just say the first two rounds are open, free for alls though.

My banned list is all the artists I have on my ipod, so they are my bands on regular rotation. I have a ton of stuff I have listened to via Spotify though, so there will be many bands not on this list who may be banned, because I've heard enough to know they're not for me, or partially band (certain albums) which I will allow.

The best thing to do is check out my last.fm account as that has pretty much everything I listen to, or have checked out since my last roulette. https://www.last.fm/user/twosuitsluke83

For those of you who know what's up, let me know if I've missed anything.

Banned list:

AC/DC
Adam F
Adimiron
Adrift for Days
AFI
Against Me!
Agalloch
Agent Fresco
The Aggrolites
Airbourne
Alcest
Alestorm
Alexisonfire
Alice in Chains
Alien Ant Farm
Alkaline Trio
Alkaloid
All
Allister
Alter Bridge
Amon Amarth
Amorphis
Amplifier
Anathema
Anciients
And So I Watch You From Afar
Andrew WK
Angel Witch
Angra
Animals as Leaders
Annihilator
Anti-Flag
Arcade Fire
Anthrax
Arch Enemy
Architects
Artificial Language
Astronoid
At the Gates
Atheist
Atreyu
Austrian Death Machine
Authority Zero
The Avalanches
Avenged Sevenfold
Ayreon
Babymetal
Bad Brains
Bad Religion
Barn Burner
Baroness
Be'lakor
Beans on Toast
Bear Ghost
Beardfish
Beastie Boys
The Beatles
Behemoth
Bent Knee
Between the Buried and Me
Biffy Clyro
Big D and the Kids Table
Billy Talent
Black Breath
Black Crown Initiate
The Black Dahlia Murder
Black Label Society
The Black Mages
Black Peaks
Black Sabbath
Blink 182
Blood Incantation
Bodom After Midnight
Bob Dylan
Bolt Thrower
Bones Brigade
Bongzilla
Boss Keloid
The Bouncing Souls
Bowling For Soup
Box Car Racer
Brand New
Bring Me the Horizon
Brujeria
Brutal Truth
Buckethead
Bullet for My Valentine
Burning Witch
Caligula's Horse
Cancerbats
Candlemass
Cannibal Corpse
Capdown
Caravan Palace
Carcass
Cathedral
Cavelera Conspiracy
Celtic Frost
Cemetary
Children of Bodom
Chimaira
Choking Victim
Christopher Lee
Chthonic
Circles
City and Colour
Closure in Moscow
Clutch
Coheed and Cambria
Coldplay
Conjurer
The Contortionist
Control Denied
Corrosion of Conformity
Counter-World Experience
Crazy Arm
Cream
Creed
Crippled Black Phoenix
Cro-Mags
Crowbar
Cryptopsy
Cult of Luna
Cynic
Cypress Hill
Daath
Damageplan
Danzig
Darkane
The Darkness
Darkthrone
David Maxim Micic
Days n Daze
Dead Kennedys
Deafheaven
The Dear Hunter
Death
Death Before Dishonour
Deftones
The Descendents
The Defiled
Demigod
Descravity
Destrage
Dethklok
DevilDriver
Devin Townsend (and all related)
Diable Swing Orchestra
The Dillinger Escape Plan
Diamond Head
Dimmu Borgir
Dio
Dir en Grey
The Dirty Nil
Disarmonia Mundi
Disincarnate
Dissection
The Distillers
Dommin
The Doors
Dordeduh
Down
Dr Dre
Dragonforce
Dream Theater
Dropkick Murphys
Drowning Pool
Dub War
The Dwarves
Earthbound Papas
Earthside
East of the Wall
Edge of Sanity
El Drugstore
Elder
Electric Wizard
Emerson, Lake and Palmer
Eminem
Emperor
Enslaved
Entombed
Evil
Evile
Ex Deo
Exhorder
Exodus
Extreme
Eyehategod
The Faceless
Fair to Midland
The Fall of Troy
Fat Freddy's Drop
Fates Warning
Fear Factory
Firewind
First Fragment
Five Finger Death Punch
The Flatliners
Flogging Molly
Focus
Foo Fighters
Forbidden
Frank Carter and the Rattlesnakes
Frank Turner
Frank Zappa
Frenzal Rhomb
Frost*
Fugazi
GBH
Gallows
Gama Bomb
Gang Green
The Gates of Slumber
George Harrison
GET DEAD
Ghost
Ginger Wildheart
Glass Hammer
Glassjaw
Glen Hansard
God Forbid
Godspeed You! Black Emperor
Gogol Bordello
Gojira
Goldfinger
Good Riddance
Gorguts
Green Day
Grey Aura
H2O
Haken
Hammerfall
Hatebreed
The Haunted
Havok
Heathen
Helloween
Hexen
High Tide
Himsa
The Hirsch Effekt
The Hives
Honorary Astronaut
Huntress
Ice Cube
Iced Earth
Ihsahn
Immolation
Immortal
In Flames
Infinite Tales
Insect Warfare
Insomnium
The Interrupters
Into Eternity
Intronaut
IQ
Iron Maiden
Isis
James LaBrie
Jaya the Cat
Jedi Mind Tricks
Jeff Buckley
Jet
Jinjer
Joe Hisaishi
Joe Satriani
John Frusciante
John Petrucci
Jolly
Judas Priest
Kamelot
Kataklysm
Killer Be Killed
Killswitch Engage
The King Blues
King Crimson
King Diamond
King Gizzard and the Lizzard Wizard
King Parrot
King Prawn
Kingcrow
Kingdom of Sorrow
Kreator
Kvelertak
Kyle's
Lagwagon
Lamb of God
Larry and his Flask
Lars Frederiksen and the Bastards
Lazarus AD
Led Zeppelin
Leftover Crack
Leprous
Less than Jake
Life of Agony
Linkin Park
Liquid Tension Experiment
The Living End
Lizzard
The Loved Ones
Machine Head
The Mad Caddies
Mahavishnu Orchestra
Mandroid Echostar
Manowar
Marillion
The Mars Volta
Masked Intruder
Mastodon
Maudlin of the Well
Me and That Man
Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
Megadeth
Megosh
Mercyful Fate
Merrow
Meshuggah
Messa
Metallica
Mike Oldfield
Millencolin
Ministry
The Misfits
Mono
Monster Magnet
Morbid Angel
Morning Glory
Moron Police
Mother's Cake
Motorhead
Municipal Waste
Murderdolls
Muse
My Chemical Romance
MyGrain
Myrath
NWA
Naildown
Napalm Death
Native Construct
The Nautilus
Ne Obliviscaris
Neurosis
New Found Glory
Night Gaunts
The Night Flight Orchestra
Nile
Nine Inch Nails
Nirvana
No Use for a Name
Nobuo Uematsu
Nocturnus
NOFX
Norma Jean
Nuclear Power Trio
Oasis
Obituary
Obscure Sphinx
Obsidian Kingdom
The Ocean
Oceans of Slumber
Oceansize
Odd Logic
The Offspring
The Ongoing Concept
Operation Ivy
Opeth
Orange Goblin
Ostura
Others By No One
Ozzy Osbourne
Pain of Salvation
Pallbearer
Pantera
Paradise Lost
Paramore
Pennywise
A Perfect Circle
Periphery
Persefone
Pestilence
Phil Anselmo
Pink Floyd
Pomegranate Tiger
Porcupine Tree
Port Noir
Portishead
Portrait
Powerglove
Pressure Points
Priestess
Primal Fear
The Prize Fighter Inferno
The Prodigy
Propagandhi
Protest the Hero
Psycroptic
Queen
Queens of the Stone Age
Queensryche
Rage Against the Machine
Rammstein
Rancid
Random Hand
Rebel Meets Rebel
Red Hot Chilli Peppers
Reel Big Fish
Refused
The Reticent
Revocation
Rhapsody
Richard Henshall
Rise Against
The River Empires
Rivers of Nihil
Riverside
Rob Zombie
Rodrigo Y Gabriela
Rudebones
Rush
Russian Circles
RX Bandits
Sacred Reich
Satyricon
Scar Symmetry
Seasick Steve
The Sea Within
Send More Paramedics
Sentenced
Septicflesh
Sepultura
Seventh Wonder
Shabutie
Shadows Fall
Shining
Short Sharp Shock
Sigh
Sick of it All
Sigur Ros
Sikth
Sinergy
Six Feet Under
Skeletonwitch
Skindred
The Skints
The Slackers
Slayer
Sleep
Sleep Token
Slice the Cake
Slipknot
Slugdge
The Smashing Pumpkins
Snapcase
Soen
Soilwork
Solstafir
Solution 45
Sonata Arctica
Soulfly
Soundgarden
Spunge
Star Fucking Hipsters
Star One
Steel Panther
Steven Wilson
Stevie Wonder
Stone Sour
Stoned Jesus
Strapping Young Lad
Street Dogs
Streetlight Manifesto
Strung Out
Sublime
Suffocation
Suicidal Tendencies
Suicide Bid
The Suicide Machines
Sum 41
Sunburst
Superjoint Ritual
Svalbard
Sylosis
System of a Down
Taake
Telepathy
Tankard
The Tea Party
Tenacious D
Tesseract
Testament
Thank You, Scientist
Thee Oh Sees
Thrice
Thy Catafalque
Tiamat
Tim Armstrong
Tony Sly
Tool
Transplants
Triptykon
Trivium
Trouble
Turbonegro
Turisas
Turnstile
Twelve Foot Ninja
Ufomammut
Ulver
Unearth
Vader
Van Morrison
Vektor
Velvet Revolver
Vennart
Venom
VOLA
Volbeat
Walls of Jericho
Warbringer
Weedpecker
Weezer
The White Stripes
White Ward
White Zombie
Wilderun
The Wildhearts
Witch Mountain
Witchcraft
Wolfmother
The World is Quiet Here
Xentrix
Zeal and Ardor
3 Inches of Blood

Lastly, here's a link to my last roulette. I explain my tastes and you can see what I look for in music. Essential reading, especially if you've never partipated in a roulette before.

https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/index.php?topic=48628


Participants:

Standings:

TAC - 67.5
Buddyhunter1 - 66.5
LithoJazzoSphere - 65.5
Evermind - 65
King - 64.5
Wolfking - 64.5
Nick - 64.25
Ariich - 63.5


Eliminated:

Puppies - 56
Romdrums - 55
Cyril - 52
Sacul - 47
HOF - 46.5
Elite - 44.5
Revenge - 40.5


Banned During the Roulette

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ACE
ACT
Actor | Observer
All Ends
Allegaeon
Anamanaguchi
Ancestors
Animal Alpha
Angel Dust
Anti Cimex
Arcing Wires
Avantasia
Barren Earth
Bend Sinister
Borealis
Brad Mehldau
Capital Cities
Carchosa
Converge
Daisuke Ishiwatari
Dawn of Solace
Dim Gray
Dissona
Dopapod
Echorec
Emperor Norton
Evil Invaders
Gallowbraid
Glass Beach
Gorillaz
Greet Death
Gunship
Illyria
IOTUNN
Justice
Kendrick Lamar
Kevin Devine
Kyros
LORD
Lost Horizon
Lykathea Aflame
Major Parkinson
Maraton
Mile Marker Zero
McStine and Minnermann
MEER
Mew
Moonloop
Moonsorrow
Mother of Millions
Mr. Bungle
Necronautical
Negură Bunget
Night Crowned
Nocturnal Rites
Novallo
Novembre
Oh Hiroshima
Orpheus Omega
Psychedelic Porn Crumpets
Rapture
Red Handed Denial
REVO
Rishloo
Royal Thunder
Semistereo
Shade Empire
Shadow Gallery
Sieges Even
Skitsystem
Sonja
Southern Empire
Stortregn
Sweet Billy Pilgrim
Talk Talk
The Butterfly Effect
The Clientele
The Comet is Coming
The Mayan Factor
The Paper Chase
Toby Fox
TORABORUTA
Transatlantic
Unreqvited
Vulkan
We.own.the.sky
Weyes Blood
Xanthochroid
Zardonic

Updated Band List of bands I've been listening to during the hiatus

Asunojokei
Björk
Bloodbath
Blur
Cave In
Charlie Griffiths
Dopapod
Four Stroke Baron
Foxtails
Frontierer
Gnome
GWAR
Hank Von Hell
Holy Fawn
Ibaraki
Kardashev
Kikagaku Moyo
King Buffalo
Moon Tooth
Obscura
Omar Rodríguez-López
Pizza Death
PUP
Radkey
The Claypool Lennon Delirium
The Lazy Eyes
The Murlocs
Tómarúm
Type O Negative
Voices
Ween
Yin Yin

[romdrums]

Finally! A new roulette!  I'm in.

[HOF]

I've got a few random things I'm interested in sharing just to see if anything sticks. I'll play.

[Buddyhunter1]

(doesn't even read rules)

I'm in

[King Postwhore]

Count me in.

[TAC]

Sitting it out so some of the noobs get in, but I'll be following.

[Revenge319]

I might consider joining this if I can find enough material to sustain up to 10 rounds. I'm unsure how much of my submissions would be ones you enjoy, but there's a couple artists that don't appear on your banned list that I'd like to send, and there's some pretty obscure stuff I could send as well (well, obscure for DTF, at least). I also have some video game music in mind if you're not already familiar with a wide variety of video game soundtracks.

When does the sign-up period end? I'll be sure to try and make up my mind on whether or not I'll join by then. And if I don't join, I hope it's alright if I spectate the whole thing.

[twosuitsluke]

Finally! A new roulette!  I'm in.

Sweet 

I've got a few random things I'm interested in sharing just to see if anything sticks. I'll play.

Welcome aboard.

(doesn't even read rules)

I'm in

Roger Roger.

Count me in.

But of course.

Sitting it out so some of the noobs get in, but I'll be following.

You might not have a choice TAC, your hit rate of stuff I like has been great recently. Especially those albums by Code and Burial in the Sky! Will you join if not too many newbies join? Deal?

I might consider joining this if I can find enough material to sustain up to 10 rounds. I'm unsure how much of my submissions would be ones you enjoy, but there's a couple artists that don't appear on your banned list that I'd like to send, and there's some pretty obscure stuff I could send as well (well, obscure for DTF, at least). I also have some video game music in mind if you're not already familiar with a wide variety of video game soundtracks.

When does the sign-up period end? I'll be sure to try and make up my mind on whether or not I'll join by then. And if I don't join, I hope it's alright if I spectate the whole thing.

Yeah join dude. Not sure when the sign up period is going end to be honest. I'm happy for you to send as obscure as you can. My taste in video game music is basically Final Fantasy music, with some other stuff from my childhood. Legend of Zelda, that sort of thing.

[Elite]

Holy shit, a roulette! Yes, please!

[Revenge319]

I might consider joining this if I can find enough material to sustain up to 10 rounds. I'm unsure how much of my submissions would be ones you enjoy, but there's a couple artists that don't appear on your banned list that I'd like to send, and there's some pretty obscure stuff I could send as well (well, obscure for DTF, at least). I also have some video game music in mind if you're not already familiar with a wide variety of video game soundtracks.

When does the sign-up period end? I'll be sure to try and make up my mind on whether or not I'll join by then. And if I don't join, I hope it's alright if I spectate the whole thing.

Yeah join dude. Not sure when the sign up period is going end to be honest. I'm happy for you to send as obscure as you can. My taste in video game music is basically Final Fantasy music, with some other stuff from my childhood. Legend of Zelda, that sort of thing.

Alrighty, then. I'll see if I can get 10 rounds' worth of stuff, and I'll let you know if I decide to join in.

[TAC]

Sitting it out so some of the noobs get in, but I'll be following.

You might not have a choice TAC, your hit rate of stuff I like has been great recently. Especially those albums by Code and Burial in the Sky! Will you join if not too many newbies join? Deal?

Sure. If you need someone to fill out the bracket, I'm cool with that.

[nick_z]

I'd be happy to participate, if that's ok! Clearly, I'm new to this, so I might need some hand-holding 

For starters, I use Amazon for my streaming. I have a free Spotify account, but I don't really use it. Can I send links to songs with that? Otherwise how does submitting songs generally work?

[twosuitsluke]

Holy shit, a roulette! Yes, please!

Of course you're in dude. I was reading back through my last roulette and you were so unlucky/I did you dirty. You sent me loads of songs that didn't particularly click with me, but went onto be some of my favourite band discoveries. Think you sent Agent Fresco, Obsidian Kingdom, Maudlin of the Well, possibly Alcest? Fucking great bands. I feel if I'd ran that last roulette as an album roulette you'd have won. I mean, I'm real tempted to run this as an album roulette to be honest.

I might consider joining this if I can find enough material to sustain up to 10 rounds. I'm unsure how much of my submissions would be ones you enjoy, but there's a couple artists that don't appear on your banned list that I'd like to send, and there's some pretty obscure stuff I could send as well (well, obscure for DTF, at least). I also have some video game music in mind if you're not already familiar with a wide variety of video game soundtracks.

When does the sign-up period end? I'll be sure to try and make up my mind on whether or not I'll join by then. And if I don't join, I hope it's alright if I spectate the whole thing.

Yeah join dude. Not sure when the sign up period is going end to be honest. I'm happy for you to send as obscure as you can. My taste in video game music is basically Final Fantasy music, with some other stuff from my childhood. Legend of Zelda, that sort of thing.

Alrighty, then. I'll see if I can get 10 rounds' worth of stuff, and I'll let you know if I decide to join in.

I'm signing you up!

Sitting it out so some of the noobs get in, but I'll be following.

You might not have a choice TAC, your hit rate of stuff I like has been great recently. Especially those albums by Code and Burial in the Sky! Will you join if not too many newbies join? Deal?

Sure. If you need someone to fill out the bracket, I'm cool with that.

Nice, I'll expect UFO then.

I'd be happy to participate, if that's ok! Clearly, I'm new to this, so I might need some hand-holding 

For starters, I use Amazon for my streaming. I have a free Spotify account, but I don't really use it. Can I send links to songs with that? Otherwise how does submitting songs generally work?

100%, you were one of the new guys I was hoping would join. With sending songs, to be honest you don't even necessarily need to send me a link, just tell me the song and artist. It'd be good if you could check if it's on Spotify first, then send me like YouTube link if it's not. I guess links are useful if there may be multiple versions of the same song, and you want to make sure I'm listening to the right one.

Basically you all send songs, we rip on Elite and Sacul for not sending yet, Cyril demands hangmanen, Evermind swoops in and solves all of hangmanen before anyone had guessed a letter, everyone starts spamming popcorn emojis, I make feeble excuses for not delivering results, Cyril sends for the other 9 rounds as he is bored of waiting, TAC forgets what he even sent, repeat over ten rounds taking up to 6 months.

Good luck

[ariich]

(doesn't even read rules)

I'm in

This.

[nick_z]

100%, you were one of the new guys I was hoping would join. With sending songs, to be honest you don't even necessarily need to send me a link, just tell me the song and artist. It'd be good if you could check if it's on Spotify first, then send me like YouTube link if it's not. I guess links are useful if there may be multiple versions of the same song, and you want to make sure I'm listening to the right one.

Cool!  And I'll be using PM via the forum, correct?

Basically you all send songs, we rip on Elite and Sacul for not sending yet, Cyril demands hangmanen, Evermind swoops in and solves all of hangmanen before anyone had guessed a letter, everyone starts spamming popcorn emojis, I make feeble excuses for not delivering results, Cyril sends for the other 9 rounds as he is bored of waiting, TAC forgets what he even sent, repeat over ten rounds taking up to 6 months.

Good luck

[romdrums]

Basically you all send songs, we rip on Elite and Sacul for not sending yet, Cyril demands hangmanen, Evermind swoops in and solves all of hangmanen before anyone had guessed a letter, everyone starts spamming popcorn emojis, I make feeble excuses for not delivering results, Cyril sends for the other 9 rounds as he is bored of waiting, TAC forgets what he even sent, repeat over ten rounds taking up to 6 months.

Good luck

You forgot the "Congrats ariich!" part. 

Otherwise, that paragraph is 100% accurate.

[twosuitsluke]

Cool!  And I'll be using PM via the forum, correct?

You are indeed correct.

[King Postwhore]

twosuitsluke, you just hit a long nail, took one swing and that nail disappeared. 

[Elite]

Holy shit, a roulette! Yes, please!

Of course you're in dude. I was reading back through my last roulette and you were so unlucky/I did you dirty. You sent me loads of songs that didn't particularly click with me, but went onto be some of my favourite band discoveries. Think you sent Agent Fresco, Obsidian Kingdom, Maudlin of the Well, possibly Alcest? Fucking great bands. I feel if I'd ran that last roulette as an album roulette you'd have won. I mean, I'm real tempted to run this as an album roulette to be honest.

Alcest isn't something I would send but the other three are definitely me. Glad I was able to send you something you enjoy
(That's going to be more difficult now then!)

[twosuitsluke]

Holy shit, a roulette! Yes, please!

Of course you're in dude. I was reading back through my last roulette and you were so unlucky/I did you dirty. You sent me loads of songs that didn't particularly click with me, but went onto be some of my favourite band discoveries. Think you sent Agent Fresco, Obsidian Kingdom, Maudlin of the Well, possibly Alcest? Fucking great bands. I feel if I'd ran that last roulette as an album roulette you'd have won. I mean, I'm real tempted to run this as an album roulette to be honest.

Alcest isn't something I would send but the other three are definitely me. Glad I was able to send you something you enjoy
(That's going to be more difficult now then!)

You really were playing the long game, I really started to dig Maudlin of the Well about 3 and a half years after you sent it. 2025 twosuitsluke is looking forward to what you've got 

[Crow]

hi I'm Cyril 2 sign me up

[twosuitsluke]

hi I'm Cyril 2 sign me up

I hope you have better taste than Cyril and a peppier attitude.

[Buddyhunter1]

Can Cyril enter twice and send two submissions per round?

[twosuitsluke]

Can Cyril enter twice and send two submissions per round?

Yes, and my inbox is now full...

[TAC]

Going through a few tracks...

[Crow]

did the thing everyone expects me to have done

[Revenge319]

I've thought of enough submissions to send, and I'll try to think of some backup options in case I'll need them. In any case, consider me officially part of this (though it looks like you already have  )! I'll send the first submission once Round 1 starts.

[wolfking]

Will try and follow this but can't commit to joining unfortunately.

[Buddyhunter1]

Katatonia's not banned. Where's Lethean?

[nick_z]

Yeah, I was noticing the lack of Katatonia in the list...however, I assume you are familiar with them (given other names in the banned list)?

[TAC]

Katatonia's not banned. Where's Lethean?

Yeah...where IS Lethean?

[Buddyhunter1]

Is there a length limit for songs / submissions?

I've got a big list of potential artists to send, though I'm not quite sure what your tastes are quite yet. Is what you wrote in the last roulette about that still accurate?

[Puppies_On_Acid]

I AM IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LET ME IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Puppies_On_Acid]

Basically you all send songs, we rip on Elite and Sacul for not sending yet, Cyril demands hangmanen, Evermind swoops in and solves all of hangmanen before anyone had guessed a letter, everyone starts spamming popcorn emojis, I make feeble excuses for not delivering results, Cyril sends for the other 9 rounds as he is bored of waiting, TAC forgets what he even sent, repeat over ten rounds taking up to 6 months.

Good luck

You forgot the "Congrats ariich!" part. 

Otherwise, that paragraph is 100% accurate.

Nah, I got this one in the bag!

[TAC]

Basically you all send songs, we rip on Elite and Sacul for not sending yet, Cyril demands hangmanen, Evermind swoops in and solves all of hangmanen before anyone had guessed a letter, everyone starts spamming popcorn emojis, I make feeble excuses for not delivering results, Cyril sends for the other 9 rounds as he is bored of waiting, TAC forgets what he even sent, repeat over ten rounds taking up to 6 months.

Good luck

You forgot the "Congrats ariich!" part. 

Otherwise, that paragraph is 100% accurate.

Nah, I got this one in the bag!

Would that be a Puppy Bag?