Here's my question: why does anybody want to get drunk on an airplane? If you're heading to Vegas or NOLA and you want to get an early start on the evening's festivities, I suppose I could kind of see that. Seems to me that there's a finite amount of partying you can do, and I'd rather it be on the ground than in the air, though. But this idiot was flying home. I'd much rather wait until then. One drink I can understand. A bracer, if you will. I don't object so somebody having a bloody mary on an early flight, and I've ordered a beer on an evening flight, but at no point did I have any desire to get all wasted. That's something you do to have fun, and frankly, there's not much fun in flying anymore.