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Offline T-ski

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Re: Post a Pun or a Joke
« Reply #210 on: January 07, 2022, 08:07:44 AM »
Can we moooooove on?
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Re: Post a Pun or a Joke
« Reply #211 on: January 07, 2022, 08:24:35 AM »
So, I'll steer us in a different direction...


Real life: we just hired a new attorney, and on the team call, my boss said "Meet Ellen (not her real name); some of you have spoken to her on the phone, but we'll just have to wait until the next fiscal year (ours starts on April 1) to expose her to the rest of the team!"  He paused, and said "Let me rephrase that."
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Re: Post a Pun or a Joke
« Reply #212 on: January 07, 2022, 08:51:21 AM »
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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Re: Post a Pun or a Joke
« Reply #213 on: January 17, 2022, 04:15:38 PM »
What's worse than waking up with ants in your pants?













Uncles.
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Re: Post a Pun or a Joke
« Reply #214 on: January 17, 2022, 04:25:51 PM »
What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chickpea?






I've never paid to have a garbanzo on my face.
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Re: Post a Pun or a Joke
« Reply #215 on: January 17, 2022, 04:26:57 PM »
What is the difference between a picture of Jesus Christ and the real Jesus Christ?








It only takes one nail to hang a picture.

(You thought I was going to say there's no such thing as the real Jesus Christ didn't you?)
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Re: Post a Pun or a Joke
« Reply #216 on: January 17, 2022, 04:28:06 PM »
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.
I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
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Re: Post a Pun or a Joke
« Reply #217 on: May 13, 2023, 08:57:43 AM »
+Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He pushes the Earth down.
+Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
+Chuck Norris can speak braille.
+Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in three moves.
+Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
+Chuck Norris can start a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together
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