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Re: Post a Pun or a Joke
« Reply #140 on: July 08, 2021, 12:16:36 PM »
A lot of people don't realize that Darth Vader had a long-lost brother called Ele and thus...


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Re: Post a Pun or a Joke
« Reply #141 on: July 08, 2021, 04:50:00 PM »
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Re: Post a Pun or a Joke
« Reply #142 on: July 09, 2021, 12:39:42 PM »
« Last Edit: July 22, 2021, 12:20:37 PM by kirksnosehair »
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Re: Post a Pun or a Joke
« Reply #143 on: July 09, 2021, 12:45:02 PM »
LOL!
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Re: Post a Pun or a Joke
« Reply #144 on: July 09, 2021, 01:24:35 PM »
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Re: Post a Pun or a Joke
« Reply #145 on: July 13, 2021, 11:36:40 PM »
A family is driving down the road behind a truck carrying a load of dildos. Suddenly, the back doors come unhinged and a crate of dildos slides out of the truck and smashes onto the road in front of the families car. Dildos go flying everywhere, as the father driving the car swerves to avoid them. However, one large dildo slams into the windshield, and cracks the glass.
Six year old Johnny calls out from the backseat, "What was that?!"
Thinking quickly, and trying to avoid the real explanation, his mother says, "An insect just hit the windshield."
"Damn! " says Johnny, "How can it even fly with a cock that big?"
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Re: Post a Pun or a Joke
« Reply #146 on: July 14, 2021, 01:43:10 PM »
A couple decided to throw a party with a theme.  The theme was come to the party dressed in a way that describes your mood.   Several guests showed up in various outfits that showed they were angry, sad, happy, in love, among other things.  Then a knock on the door and the host of the mood-themed party opens the door and there is a dude standing in front of him naked from head to toe with his penis buried in a custard pie.


The host, kind of surprised, says, "So what kind of mood is this supposed to be" and the guy says "I'm fucking dis..custard"






OK, I'll go now  :blush
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Re: Post a Pun or a Joke
« Reply #147 on: July 14, 2021, 01:58:22 PM »
A little off color but…

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Re: Post a Pun or a Joke
« Reply #148 on: July 14, 2021, 02:09:38 PM »
Oh man  :rollin
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Re: Post a Pun or a Joke
« Reply #149 on: July 14, 2021, 02:19:59 PM »
Hmmmmmmmmmm.....
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Re: Post a Pun or a Joke
« Reply #150 on: July 15, 2021, 01:29:20 PM »
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Re: Post a Pun or a Joke
« Reply #151 on: July 15, 2021, 03:38:14 PM »
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Re: Post a Pun or a Joke
« Reply #152 on: July 15, 2021, 03:39:17 PM »
Quote from: Orbert on July 15, 2021, 03:38:14 PM


I've always chuckled at those lyrics, but that's freakin' awesome!
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Re: Post a Pun or a Joke
« Reply #153 on: July 15, 2021, 05:19:39 PM »
No joke or pun. Real life. I can't get into my pocket for my wallet to pay for the food I'm picking up.  Inside I'm swearing that these shorts suck.


I put my shorts on backwards.   My poor wife.
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Re: Post a Pun or a Joke
« Reply #154 on: July 15, 2021, 05:33:46 PM »
I always wanted to be a Monk but I never got the chants.
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Re: Post a Pun or a Joke
« Reply #155 on: July 15, 2021, 05:34:52 PM »
I was recently kidnapped by Mimes. They did unspeakable things to me.
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Re: Post a Pun or a Joke
« Reply #156 on: July 15, 2021, 06:15:42 PM »
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People figured out that the white thing that comes out of cows' titties could be drunk, and the relation between sweet desires and women's bellies growing up for 9 months. It can't be THAT hard to figure out how a trumpet works.”

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Re: Post a Pun or a Joke
« Reply #157 on: July 16, 2021, 12:31:52 PM »
I have so many question about that picture.   :lol


That car had to be moving to achieve that kind of altitude  :eek
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Re: Post a Pun or a Joke
« Reply #158 on: July 16, 2021, 01:57:21 PM »
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Re: Post a Pun or a Joke
« Reply #159 on: July 16, 2021, 02:47:42 PM »
Damn...that's less than 3 miles from my office.

Here's the current Google Maps link:  https://www.google.com/maps/@33.7601224,-117.8641103,3a,60y,28.75h,99.16t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sZF1r_xb6xPMS-QCQE8IaBw!2e0!7i16384!8i8192?hl=en

No idea how you catch that kind of air off an island in the middle of the street.  The bus drive must have shit his pants!
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Re: Post a Pun or a Joke
« Reply #160 on: July 16, 2021, 04:05:56 PM »
Quote from: pg1067 on July 16, 2021, 02:47:42 PM
The bus drive must have shit his pants!

This guy? Nah, he's seen worse.

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Re: Post a Pun or a Joke
« Reply #161 on: July 16, 2021, 04:28:31 PM »
Quote from: Adami on July 16, 2021, 04:05:56 PM
Quote from: pg1067 on July 16, 2021, 02:47:42 PM
The bus drive must have shit his pants!

This guy? Nah, he's seen worse.



Yeah, but he did miss a lot of the really good stuff.

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Re: Post a Pun or a Joke
« Reply #162 on: July 22, 2021, 05:39:05 AM »
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars. That's why there are no signs of life.
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Re: Post a Pun or a Joke
« Reply #163 on: July 22, 2021, 07:57:33 AM »
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Re: Post a Pun or a Joke
« Reply #164 on: July 22, 2021, 09:44:07 AM »
I've been developing a Yoga joke but it's kind of a stretch
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Re: Post a Pun or a Joke
« Reply #165 on: July 22, 2021, 12:24:39 PM »
Q: What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?




A: You can't hear an enzyme.  ;)
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Re: Post a Pun or a Joke
« Reply #166 on: July 22, 2021, 03:15:09 PM »
Quote from: kirksnosehair on July 22, 2021, 12:24:39 PM
Q: What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?




A: You can't hear an enzyme.  ;)

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Re: Post a Pun or a Joke
« Reply #167 on: July 22, 2021, 09:30:18 PM »
How many men does it take to wallpaper a room?

Three, if you slice them thinly.
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« Reply #168 on: August 01, 2021, 02:34:21 PM »
How did the Swedish vocalists get to the studio to record with Genesis?


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The took an ABBAcab!   :biggrin:
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« Reply #169 on: August 02, 2021, 06:11:38 AM »
Not a joke, but I just realized - after listening to the song for the better part of 40 years - that "Suicide Solution" by Ozzy is a pun.   Suicide "solution" as in an answer to a problem and suicide "solution" as in the liquid solution.   Who knew that Ozzy Bob Daisley had that depth.  :)
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Re: Post a Pun or a Joke
« Reply #170 on: August 10, 2021, 05:03:21 PM »
I thought Suicide Solution was Judas Priest?

Maybe i'm getting confused with two seperate court cases... What was the Priest backmasking scandal ?
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« Reply #171 on: August 10, 2021, 05:58:00 PM »
Quote from: Kotowboy on August 10, 2021, 05:03:21 PM
I thought Suicide Solution was Judas Priest?

Maybe i'm getting confused with two seperate court cases... What was the Priest backmasking scandal ?

It was Ozzy.

Priest was another suit.
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Re: Post a Pun or a Joke
« Reply #172 on: August 10, 2021, 06:47:05 PM »
It wasn't backwards masking. It was alleged (inaudible) messages in Better By You Batter Than Me.
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Re: Post a Pun or a Joke
« Reply #173 on: August 11, 2021, 11:02:46 AM »
Quote from: Kotowboy on August 10, 2021, 05:03:21 PM
I thought Suicide Solution was Judas Priest?

Maybe i'm getting confused with two seperate court cases... What was the Priest backmasking scandal ?

Not backward masking.  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judas_Priest#Subliminal_message_trial

The Ozzy suit alleged an overt exhortation to commit suicide:  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ozzy_Osbourne#Controversy (fifth paragraph)
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« Reply #174 on: August 11, 2021, 01:11:06 PM »
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