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Re: Things you NEVER saw coming...
« Reply #1 on: February 19, 2021, 02:49:02 PM »
Does he get half of her ass?
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: Things you NEVER saw coming...
« Reply #2 on: February 19, 2021, 02:52:37 PM »
"Nearly 7 years"

Tbh i'd assumed they were together longer. And yeah it was bound to happen.

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Re: Things you NEVER saw coming...
« Reply #3 on: February 19, 2021, 03:17:52 PM »
Huh. I mean, I always thought Kanye kinda settled for Kim when he realized he wasn't going to convince Beyonce to leave Jay-Z.  I'm surprised Kimye lasted this long.
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Re: Things you NEVER saw coming...
« Reply #4 on: February 19, 2021, 03:53:54 PM »
It was only a matter of time

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Re: Things you NEVER saw coming...
« Reply #5 on: February 19, 2021, 03:59:10 PM »
Does he get half of her ass?

 :lol :lol :lol


I assume the prenup(s) are longer than all 7 Harry Potter books combined.
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Re: Things you NEVER saw coming...
« Reply #6 on: February 19, 2021, 04:57:00 PM »
Prenups to me are like

" I'm so obviously in this for what I can get out of it WHEN we split ".

Especially in the entertainment industry.

Which rock stars or Hollywood actors have had marriages that actually last ? Tom Hanks ?

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Re: Things you NEVER saw coming...
« Reply #7 on: February 19, 2021, 06:07:11 PM »
Which rock stars or Hollywood actors have had marriages that actually last ? Tom Hanks ?

Kurt Russell/Goldie Hawn
Denzel Washington
Oprah Winfrey
Ellen DeGeneres
Jay-Z/Beyonce
Will Smith
Tim McGraw/Faith Hill
Elton John
Ted Danson/Mary Steenburgen
Kevin Bacon/Kyra Sedgwick
David Beckham
Matthew Broderick/Sarah Jessica Parker
Warren Beatty/Annette Benning

...and on and on...
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Re: Things you NEVER saw coming...
« Reply #8 on: February 20, 2021, 04:34:31 AM »
I thought Will Smith and Jada were having issues ?

And Kurt / Goldie never actually married did they ?

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Re: Things you NEVER saw coming...
« Reply #9 on: February 20, 2021, 01:03:57 PM »
Does he get half of her ass?

I'll take his half if he doesn't want it.
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Re: Things you NEVER saw coming...
« Reply #10 on: February 22, 2021, 12:59:31 PM »
It would not be humanly possible for me to care any less about Kim-ye or whomever. The personal lives of celebrities hold no interest for me, unless I know them personally, as a friend or acquiantance. I even loathe any entertainment news programs. If I happen to catch one on a tv screen anywhere, my reaction is like a vampire in the sun.
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Re: Things you NEVER saw coming...
« Reply #11 on: February 22, 2021, 01:03:35 PM »
It would not be humanly possible for me to care any less about Kim-ye or whomever. The personal lives of celebrities hold no interest for me, unless I know them personally, as a friend or acquiantance. I even loathe any entertainment news programs. If I happen to catch one on a tv screen anywhere, my reaction is like a vampire in the sun.

I hear ya, I don't need to be a codependent on anyone's narcissism.

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Re: Things you NEVER saw coming...
« Reply #12 on: February 22, 2021, 01:30:26 PM »
Aren't there rumors that Kanye is a homosexual?  I mean South Park did have an episode about him liking fishsticks  :lol

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Re: Things you NEVER saw coming...
« Reply #13 on: February 22, 2021, 02:06:45 PM »
You're right, I never saw this coming because to be honest, I didn't even know they were married  :lol   

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Re: Things you NEVER saw coming...
« Reply #14 on: February 22, 2021, 06:22:08 PM »
^^ It's all right, you weren't missing much anyway.

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Re: Things you NEVER saw coming...
« Reply #15 on: February 22, 2021, 08:22:29 PM »
And Kurt / Goldie never actually married did they ?

That may be the key to the longevity of their relationship.
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Re: Things you NEVER saw coming...
« Reply #16 on: February 23, 2021, 12:22:50 PM »
Yeah, maybe, but I doubt it.  The only reason I say that is because I was with Mrs NoseHair from 1989 until 2000 before we decided to tie the knot and for us it made our commitment to each other stronger and improved our relationship in many ways.  I take my vows very seriously, I'm old school like my mother.  There will be only one Mrs. NoseHair.  If she dies before me I will not remarry and I will never divorce.  I said the words, I will honor them. 


So I think it depends on the couple but my opinion is anyone who says they had a great relationship "until they got married" there were probably already some underlying issues that would have eventually led to the same result.


 

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Re: Things you NEVER saw coming...
« Reply #17 on: February 23, 2021, 03:23:40 PM »
Yeah, maybe, but I doubt it.  The only reason I say that is because I was with Mrs NoseHair from 1989 until 2000 before we decided to tie the knot and for us it made our commitment to each other stronger and improved our relationship in many ways.  I take my vows very seriously, I'm old school like my mother.  There will be only one Mrs. NoseHair.  If she dies before me I will not remarry and I will never divorce.  I said the words, I will honor them. 


So I think it depends on the couple but my opinion is anyone who says they had a great relationship "until they got married" there were probably already some underlying issues that would have eventually led to the same result.


 

Congratulations on your upcoming (or already passed?) 21st anniversary  :metal
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Re: Things you NEVER saw coming...
« Reply #18 on: February 24, 2021, 02:26:53 PM »
20th - we tied the knot on Christmas Eve 2000.  We decided on 2000 because it makes remembering how many years we've been married very easy  :P 


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