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Re: DT15 : Post Your Fake Album Artwork & Tracklisting Time Of The Year !
« Reply #35 on: January 28, 2021, 02:54:44 AM »
New horror film for 2021

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« Reply #36 on: January 28, 2021, 10:37:23 AM »
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Bat VS Soup Man.

Of course, Soups! Now The Boys makes sense

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« Reply #40 on: January 28, 2021, 02:54:01 PM »
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The place where apparently girls kissing is a weird thing (?)
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« Reply #41 on: January 28, 2021, 02:58:39 PM »
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The place where apparently girls kissing is a weird thing (?)
It shouldn't be.

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« Reply #42 on: January 28, 2021, 02:58:59 PM »
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The place where apparently girls kissing is a weird thing (?)
it certainly was unexpected to me when I remember seeing that happening at a DT concert (in 2016 and 2017), but it made sense somewhat IMHO. (during Surrounded in 2017 and Chosen in 2016) I thought, well, let them have it :D And you're right, it shouldn't be.
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« Reply #43 on: January 28, 2021, 04:07:08 PM »
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It's not. It's just very out of character for Dream Theater to title a song like that (much less an instrumental with no social commentary about LGBT rights or something). :lol
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« Reply #44 on: January 28, 2021, 08:32:54 PM »
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It's not. It's just very out of character for Dream Theater to title a song like that (much less an instrumental with no social commentary about LGBT rights or something). :lol

Hence the joke, bruh  :natalieportman:
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« Reply #45 on: January 28, 2021, 08:43:18 PM »
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The place where apparently girls kissing is a weird thing (?)

It's not. It's just very out of character for Dream Theater to title a song like that (much less an instrumental with no social commentary about LGBT rights or something). :lol

Hence the joke, bruh  :natalieportman:

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« Reply #46 on: January 29, 2021, 07:11:43 AM »
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The place where apparently girls kissing is a weird thing (?)

It's not. It's just very out of character for Dream Theater to title a song like that (much less an instrumental with no social commentary about LGBT rights or something). :lol

Hence the joke, bruh  :natalieportman:

Oh, lol :lolpalm:


I simply envisioned a song written only by Jordan for a solo album but the band liked it so much that they decided to include it on the album. As it had no name yet, they look for inspiration on the last movies or TV shows they watched. The finalists were:

- Gypsy https://www.imdb.com/title/tt5503718/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1
- La vie d'Adéle https://www.imdb.com/title/tt5503718/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1
- Carol https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2402927/?ref_=tt_sims_tt
- Lip service https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1533010/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1
- Ratched https://www.imdb.com/title/tt7423538/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

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Re: DT15 : Post Your Fake Album Artwork & Tracklisting Time Of The Year !
« Reply #47 on: January 29, 2021, 07:48:06 AM »
DT15 : T'n'A Galore !

1. OMFG ( Overture )
 i. look
ii. at
iii. the
iv. rack
v. on .
vi. that
vii. look ( reprise )

Bonus Track : Dodge Challengers are also cool (Labrie)


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« Reply #48 on: February 01, 2021, 09:49:13 PM »


A double album!!!
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Re: DT15 : Post Your Fake Album Artwork & Tracklisting Time Of The Year !
« Reply #49 on: February 02, 2021, 02:55:33 AM »
I'd love their 15th album to have 15 songs on. But it's DT so it will be in the 8,9,10 range. ***


Also - A Dramatic Turn of Events is already TEN years old this year. TEN.




*** - Although - Apart from The Astonishing - every Mangini album has had 9 songs on so it'll probably be 9. Although it's such an odd ( literally ) amount of tracks for an album.

An album doesn't feel like a full album to me unless it's 10 songs or more.

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« Reply #50 on: February 02, 2021, 03:17:37 AM »


A double album!!!

After looking at the album cover, I was almost expecting the track list to be a bunch of Porcupine Tree/The Sky Moves Sideways references.

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Re: DT15 : Post Your Fake Album Artwork & Tracklisting Time Of The Year !
« Reply #51 on: February 02, 2021, 03:34:33 AM »
The Crab Moves Sideways (Mangini) (19:16)

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« Reply #52 on: February 02, 2021, 05:33:10 PM »


A double album!!!

After looking at the album cover, I was almost expecting the track list to be a bunch of Porcupine Tree/The Sky Moves Sideways references.
I almost did that. But then came up with an imaginary concept album that takes up all of disc two and is an expanded story based on The Sky Moves Sideways instead.  :corn
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Re: DT15 : Post Your Fake Album Artwork & Tracklisting Time Of The Year !
« Reply #53 on: February 02, 2021, 09:09:16 PM »


A double album!!!

Looks like something Anathema would do.

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« Reply #54 on: February 02, 2021, 09:16:06 PM »
I'd take a new Anathema album!
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« Reply #55 on: February 03, 2021, 07:19:44 AM »
I miss STEVETHEATER.... and sadly, his website no longer exists.
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« Reply #56 on: February 05, 2021, 07:49:41 PM »
01. Fruit of the Forbidden Tree (lyrics: John Petrucci) (09:32)
02. Evil Wings (lyrics: Petrucci, James LaBrie)(04:42)
03. VamπR (lyrics: Mike Mangini) (03:14)
04. The Grape (That Got Away) (lyrics: John Myung) (07:01)
05. Sonar Daze (Instrumental) (08:25)
06. Skirmish at the Belfry (I. Man or Batman; II. Gotham City Limits; III. Flap [Instrumental]; IV. The Plum (That Got Away) (Reprise); V. Showdown; VI. Coda - All My Frowns Are Upside Down) (lyrics: Petrucci, LaBrie, Myung, Mangini, Desmond Child) (42:06)
07. Batman (music and lyrics by Neal Hefti) [Bonus track] (01:55)

Haha, I like the Desmond Child collaboration.  :lol

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« Reply #57 on: February 05, 2021, 10:13:19 PM »
01. Fruit of the Forbidden Tree (lyrics: John Petrucci) (09:32)
02. Evil Wings (lyrics: Petrucci, James LaBrie)(04:42)
03. VamπR (lyrics: Mike Mangini) (03:14)
04. The Grape (That Got Away) (lyrics: John Myung) (07:01)
05. Sonar Daze (Instrumental) (08:25)
06. Skirmish at the Belfry (I. Man or Batman; II. Gotham City Limits; III. Flap [Instrumental]; IV. The Plum (That Got Away) (Reprise); V. Showdown; VI. Coda - All My Frowns Are Upside Down) (lyrics: Petrucci, LaBrie, Myung, Mangini, Desmond Child) (42:06)
07. Batman (music and lyrics by Neal Hefti) [Bonus track] (01:55)

Haha, I like the Desmond Child collaboration.  :lol
I feel like there should have been a Meatloaf collaboration in there too.
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« Reply #58 on: February 06, 2021, 04:27:25 PM »
01. Fruit of the Forbidden Tree (lyrics: John Petrucci) (09:32)
02. Evil Wings (lyrics: Petrucci, James LaBrie)(04:42)
03. VamπR (lyrics: Mike Mangini) (03:14)
04. The Grape (That Got Away) (lyrics: John Myung) (07:01)
05. Sonar Daze (Instrumental) (08:25)
06. Skirmish at the Belfry (I. Man or Batman; II. Gotham City Limits; III. Flap [Instrumental]; IV. The Plum (That Got Away) (Reprise); V. Showdown; VI. Coda - All My Frowns Are Upside Down) (lyrics: Petrucci, LaBrie, Myung, Mangini, Desmond Child) (42:06)
07. Batman (music and lyrics by Neal Hefti) [Bonus track] (01:55)

Haha, I like the Desmond Child collaboration.  :lol

He's bat! I mean, back.

I feel like there should have been a Meatloaf collaboration in there too.

Damn, there should! Perhaps a cover of Modern Girl?  :lol

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« Reply #59 on: February 10, 2021, 06:35:00 AM »
Dream Theater - Bottle of Jack and a Fistful of Shotgun Shells

1. Bacon And Toast (Instrumental) - 3:29
2. Alabama Fever - 7:23
3. Snakeskin boots and pack of cigarettes - 14:59
4. All Around The Place - 3:33
5. My Baby Cheated On Me - 7:12
6. Bottle of Jack and a Fistful of Shotgun Shells - 8:23
7. Good Ole Mr. Jackson - 18:49
8. Feel it, Baby (The Touch of A Man) - Instrumental 3:29
9. Sweet Lovin´ (On The Hood of my RAM) 5:12
10. The Truckstop Band - 10:00
11. High Stakes and No Brakes 2:56
12. Testosterone Blues 4:32


YEAH!
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« Reply #60 on: February 10, 2021, 10:01:18 AM »
Pretty sure that's the next Adrenaline Mob album.

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« Reply #61 on: February 10, 2021, 10:02:55 AM »
Dream Theater - Bottle of Jack and a Fistful of Shotgun Shells

1. Bacon And Toast (Instrumental) - 3:29
2. Alabama Fever - 7:23
3. Snakeskin boots and pack of cigarettes - 14:59
4. All Around The Place - 3:33
5. My Baby Cheated On Me - 7:12
6. Bottle of Jack and a Fistful of Shotgun Shells - 8:23
7. Good Ole Mr. Jackson - 18:49
8. Feel it, Baby (The Touch of A Man) - Instrumental 3:29
9. Sweet Lovin´ (On The Hood of my RAM) 5:12
10. The Truckstop Band - 10:00
11. High Stakes and No Brakes 2:56
12. Testosterone Blues 4:32


YEAH!

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« Reply #63 on: February 12, 2021, 03:20:31 AM »
Dream Theater - Bottle of Jack and a Fistful of Shotgun Shells

1. Bacon And Toast (Instrumental) - 3:29
2. Alabama Fever - 7:23
3. Snakeskin boots and pack of cigarettes - 14:59
4. All Around The Place - 3:33
5. My Baby Cheated On Me - 7:12
6. Bottle of Jack and a Fistful of Shotgun Shells - 8:23
7. Good Ole Mr. Jackson - 18:49
8. Feel it, Baby (The Touch of A Man) - Instrumental 3:29
9. Sweet Lovin´ (On The Hood of my RAM) 5:12
10. The Truckstop Band - 10:00
11. High Stakes and No Brakes 2:56
12. Testosterone Blues 4:32


YEAH!

Damn Good Ole Mr. Jackson sounds like a freakin masterpiece.
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« Reply #64 on: February 12, 2021, 03:29:32 AM »
It would be a Michael Jackson medley Petrucci records on a Jackson guitar.

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« Reply #65 on: February 12, 2021, 06:22:13 AM »
Damn Good Ole Mr. Jackson sounds like a freakin masterpiece.

It´s going to be a total blast of Southern vibes. At least, that´s what the voices are telling me.
Also, now that Rudess has fully switched from keyboards to lap-steel guitar, the creativeness has sparked tremendously!
Actually the Deluxe edition of "Bottle of Jack and a Fistful of Shotgun Shells" will include a bonus CD with some extra songs;

1. She Was a Desert Girl - 5:23
2. Moonshine and Big Mommas Cherry Pie - 4:29
3. I Ain´t Your Man, Missus - 6:21
4. Coyote Howl - 4:23
5. Six Shooters and Bouncy Hooters - 14:23 (Fully written by Myung in 2010 when dealing with void left by Portnoy. Those were some dark times which sparked the inspiration for this epic.
6. I'm A Maneater (Smell That Sweat) - 4:20
7. She Took My Ranch, But Ain't Gettin' The Dog - 8:23
8. Bad Boy Boogie (Louisiana Nights) - 3:33


It would be insane not to buy the deluxe edition.
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« Reply #66 on: February 12, 2021, 09:32:22 AM »


Dream Theater - Yours, Truly  (2021)

1. She Said Yes  (3:34)
2. On a Wings Of a Butterfly (3:23)
3. Ferryride To Fantasy (3:56)
4. Have You Ever Seen A Man Cry? (4:04)
5. For You, I Would (3:54)  (Duet. James LaBrie & Michael Bolton)
6. (Have I Ever Told You) What You Mean To Me (4:12)
7. Pinkie Promise (4:23)
8. I´m Yours (3:45) feat. Michael Bolton
9. Rosered (3:02)
10. Kisses (Like Heaven) (3:56)

"I think we really stepped up our game on this one. We had some wine next to a fireplace and just started to hum some tones and throwing in some lyrics. " -John Petrucci

"This album really got us together as a band. Like never before." -James Labrie

"This is the new shit, man. "  -John Myung


"How Much Emotion can fit in less than forty minutes? A Lot."   - Metal Hammer

"I Cried." - Steve McDonald, The New Your Times

"This Record shows that a man CAN feel."  -Cosmopolitan


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« Reply #67 on: February 12, 2021, 10:00:43 AM »
Only thing it's missing...Majesty symbol belly tattoo or pendant.

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« Reply #68 on: February 12, 2021, 11:40:56 AM »


Dream Theater - The Descending Sun (2021)

01. Holy Man (Pt 1)
02. Finding My Feet
03. Break Away
04. None The Wiser
05. Chasing A Dream
06. The Descending Sun
07. I Won't Lose You Again
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« Reply #69 on: February 12, 2021, 11:48:39 AM »
Only thing it's missing...Majesty symbol belly tattoo or pendant.

That has to be on the womens breast.  :lol
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