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Offline splent

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Yngwie Malmsteen Recipe Book
« on: January 09, 2021, 10:12:15 AM »
You better buy it or you will die a virgin you fucking shit

https://youtu.be/qfWEPEsJfTk
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Re: Yngwie Malmsteen Recipe Book
« Reply #1 on: January 09, 2021, 10:44:03 AM »
I can’t open the link at work but I figure his dishes have a lot of cheese and a lot of noodles.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: Yngwie Malmsteen Recipe Book
« Reply #2 on: January 09, 2021, 11:43:31 AM »
I can't wait to unleash the culinary fury.

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Re: Yngwie Malmsteen Recipe Book
« Reply #3 on: January 09, 2021, 03:40:50 PM »
I find it slightly odd that the dubbed video of him was when he was at his leanest.
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Re: Yngwie Malmsteen Recipe Book
« Reply #4 on: January 10, 2021, 09:15:39 AM »
If this was real all pictures would have the food out of focus in the background with him in front with his best Zoolander face on.
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Re: Yngwie Malmsteen Recipe Book
« Reply #5 on: January 10, 2021, 07:57:37 PM »
“I don’t like fucking doughnuts” Yngwie “J” don’t forget the J MALMSTEEN

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Re: Yngwie Malmsteen Recipe Book
« Reply #6 on: January 13, 2021, 08:38:54 AM »
I thought I saw pizza the hut with tits in there.  :lol
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