Revenge319's relatively normal roulette: Love list complete! (FINAL RESULTS)

[King Postwhore]

Hydra > Rosanna > Africa

and it's not even close

FTFY

You challenging me to a Toto off?!

Fetch me Boris and Ajax and bring back his body!

Nah fam. Not. Even. Close. Hydra ain't even in the same galactic cluster.

[The Walrus]

You want a Toto battle and you can't even quote properly? Bro, I will drag you to the roof! To the other end of time! Even when love has come and gone, and our hearts have moved along, I will remember you! WOO!!

[Evermind]

I can say that the only EOTW I enjoy, is Eye of the World!

I can live with that.

[twosuitsluke]

I feel my love for The Wheel of Time may surpass Parama's love for The Apologist to be fair. I have multiple tattoos 

[Evermind]

I feel my love for The Wheel of Time may surpass Parama's love for The Apologist to be fair. I have multiple tattoos 

I'm not that big of a fan but I've read the whole thing and I discovered Brandon Sanderson (now here's where I'm that big of a fan) because of it so I'm very grateful for the series.

[King Postwhore]

You want a Toto battle and you can't even quote properly? Bro, I will drag you to the roof! To the other end of time! Even when love has come and gone, and our hearts have moved along, I will remember you! WOO!!

First I will kick down the walls, go straight for the heart knowing I won't hold back only to finish you off on the Spanish steps of Rome.

[jingle.boy]

You want a Toto battle and you can't even quote properly? Bro, I will drag you to the roof! To the other end of time! Even when love has come and gone, and our hearts have moved along, I will remember you! WOO!!

You're gonna need to put some more time in the gym to accomplish this.   

[HOF]

I feel my love for The Wheel of Time may surpass Parama's love for The Apologist to be fair. I have multiple tattoos 

I'm not that big of a fan but I've read the whole thing and I discovered Brandon Sanderson (now here's where I'm that big of a fan) because of it so I'm very grateful for the series.

I read all of these books in high school up until whatever the most recent one was at the time. I was pretty obsessed for a while and it kind of lined up with my initially obsession with Dream Theater actually. I remember really having to fight to get through the last few books I read though. Then Jordan died and I never finished the series. Haven’t done much of any sort of reading outside of school since then. I think I did reread The Eye of The World at one point since then. The first 5 books or so were pretty intense and cool, and then it just seemed like he had no real plan for the series after that.

[The Walrus]

You want a Toto battle and you can't even quote properly? Bro, I will drag you to the roof! To the other end of time! Even when love has come and gone, and our hearts have moved along, I will remember you! WOO!!

First I will kick down the walls, go straight for the heart knowing I won't hold back only to finish you off on the Spanish steps of Rome.

But I could be good for you!

You want a Toto battle and you can't even quote properly? Bro, I will drag you to the roof! To the other end of time! Even when love has come and gone, and our hearts have moved along, I will remember you! WOO!!

You're gonna need to put some more time in the gym to accomplish this.   

I'm gonna need to renew the freaking membership first! 

[romdrums]

You want a Toto battle and you can't even quote properly? Bro, I will drag you to the roof! To the other end of time! Even when love has come and gone, and our hearts have moved along, I will remember you! WOO!!

First I will kick down the walls, go straight for the heart knowing I won't hold back only to finish you off on the Spanish steps of Rome.

Oh shit, looks like we got caught in the balance of a Toto throwdown, and I'm hooked.  There might be no end in sight!

[King Puppies and the Acid Guppies]

You want a Toto battle and you can't even quote properly? Bro, I will drag you to the roof! To the other end of time! Even when love has come and gone, and our hearts have moved along, I will remember you! WOO!!

First I will kick down the walls, go straight for the heart knowing I won't hold back only to finish you off on the Spanish steps of Rome.

But I could be good for you!

You want a Toto battle and you can't even quote properly? Bro, I will drag you to the roof! To the other end of time! Even when love has come and gone, and our hearts have moved along, I will remember you! WOO!!

You're gonna need to put some more time in the gym to accomplish this.   

I'm gonna need to renew the freaking membership first! 

OMG, this thread just turned into pure gold!

[The Walrus]

You want a Toto battle and you can't even quote properly? Bro, I will drag you to the roof! To the other end of time! Even when love has come and gone, and our hearts have moved along, I will remember you! WOO!!

First I will kick down the walls, go straight for the heart knowing I won't hold back only to finish you off on the Spanish steps of Rome.

Oh shit, looks like we got caught in the balance of a Toto throwdown, and I'm hooked.  There might be no end in sight!

Let it go! There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do to stop us.

[Stadler]

As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serangetti, this is entertaining as hell.

[romdrums]

As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serangetti, this is entertaining as hell.

For real. I can't stop loving this.

[King Postwhore]

You want a Toto battle and you can't even quote properly? Bro, I will drag you to the roof! To the other end of time! Even when love has come and gone, and our hearts have moved along, I will remember you! WOO!!

You're gonna need to put some more time in the gym to accomplish this.   

I oughta drag him and you to the roof bub!

[jingle.boy]

You want a Toto battle and you can't even quote properly? Bro, I will drag you to the roof! To the other end of time! Even when love has come and gone, and our hearts have moved along, I will remember you! WOO!!

First I will kick down the walls, go straight for the heart knowing I won't hold back only to finish you off on the Spanish steps of Rome.

Oh shit, looks like we got caught in the balance of a Toto throwdown, and I'm hooked.  There might be no end in sight!

Let it go! There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do to stop us.

100 men could stop you, but not King.  King is Friar Tuck from Rocket Robin Hood - https://youtu.be/y7frmyVLROQ?t=10

[twosuitsluke]

I feel my love for The Wheel of Time may surpass Parama's love for The Apologist to be fair. I have multiple tattoos 

I'm not that big of a fan but I've read the whole thing and I discovered Brandon Sanderson (now here's where I'm that big of a fan) because of it so I'm very grateful for the series.

The only Sanderson I've read is the final three WoT books. It's a shame really, as much as I appreciate him finishing off the series,
I just found his writing inferior to Jordan's, and therefore quite jarring. There were just certain characters *cough* Mat, that he just couldn't write in Jordan's style (no easy task). The last three books are so bittersweet  because of that.

I was talking to friend of mine a few weeks ago actually, the one who got me into WoT 17 years ago, and he was raving about Sanderson. I need to get over my issues with Sanderson and read books that were all 100% him.

I'll just finish my current reread of WoT, before the TV series drops, first...

Honest

[The Walrus]

I'm really mad about these Toto references. There's nothing bad about our jokes! I'm giving you the only jokes I have 

[TAC]

I'm really mad about these Toto references. There's nothing bad about our jokes! I'm giving you the only jokes I have 

Well Toto is a joke..

[Revenge319]

Well... this was certainly an interesting thing to wake up to!

I'll leave you guys to that battle. I don't want to get dragged into the brawl, especially with my lack of knowledge on Toto.

[King Postwhore]

I'm really mad about these Toto references. There's nothing bad about our jokes! I'm giving you the only jokes I have 

Well Toto is a joke..

I'll give you a t minute head start.

[TAC]

I'm really mad about these Toto references. There's nothing bad about our jokes! I'm giving you the only jokes I have 

Well Toto is a joke..

I'll give you a t minute head start.

Yeah, just think of how far I'd get in t fucking minutes!

[King Postwhore]

T fucking minutes?  You're scared shitless I see. Lol

[romdrums]

I'm really mad about these Toto references. There's nothing bad about our jokes! I'm giving you the only jokes I have 

Well Toto is a joke..

Now hold the line here, Mr. Friendly. 

[TAC]

That's the one toto pun I get.

[King Puppies and the Acid Guppies]

That's the one toto pun I get.

TAC isn't always on time, but when he is, it's to bash Toto and Winger.

Oh, and Power Windows....

[jingle.boy]

Well... this was certainly an interesting thing to wake up to!

I'll leave you guys to that battle. I don't want to get dragged into the brawl, especially with my lack of knowledge on Toto.

Guess we know what Walrus is sending Round 4.

[TAC]

Here's a picture of the Walruss clean shaven with Toto.

[Lethean]

I wonder whether Parama's love for East of the Wall surpasses Lethean/Katatonia?

I dunno just how much Lethean loves Katatonia, but I'm curious if it's greater than my love for [REDACTED].

The redacted isn't just Dream Theater?

[Revenge319]

I wonder whether Parama's love for East of the Wall surpasses Lethean/Katatonia?

I dunno just how much Lethean loves Katatonia, but I'm curious if it's greater than my love for [REDACTED].

The redacted isn't just Dream Theater?

Nah, there's no way I have the greatest amount of love for Dream Theater on a Dream Theater forum. I do love Dream Theater a lot, but there's gotta be someone who loves them more than I do. I might love the last two minutes of Six Degrees of Inner Turbulence more than anyone else here, though...

[The Walrus]

I'll fight you on that one Revenge

[Lethean]

I wonder whether Parama's love for East of the Wall surpasses Lethean/Katatonia?

I dunno just how much Lethean loves Katatonia, but I'm curious if it's greater than my love for [REDACTED].

The redacted isn't just Dream Theater?

Nah, there's no way I have the greatest amount of love for Dream Theater on a Dream Theater forum. I do love Dream Theater a lot, but there's gotta be someone who loves them more than I do. I might love the last two minutes of Six Degrees of Inner Turbulence more than anyone else here, though...

Well, I didn't mean it like that.  Just that DT's your favorite band, so presumably you're not going to love another band more so it would only make sense for the redacted band to be DT.

(All minutes of Six Degrees are great though; that album is pretty much perfect imo.)

[Revenge319]

I'll fight you on that one Revenge

Oh, well that's fine by me, I'm just glad I found someone else who loves that ending as well.

Nah, there's no way I have the greatest amount of love for Dream Theater on a Dream Theater forum. I do love Dream Theater a lot, but there's gotta be someone who loves them more than I do. I might love the last two minutes of Six Degrees of Inner Turbulence more than anyone else here, though...

Well, I didn't mean it like that.  Just that DT's your favorite band, so presumably you're not going to love another band more so it would only make sense for the redacted band to be DT.

(All minutes of Six Degrees are great though; that album is pretty much perfect imo.)

Ahhh, I see what you mean now. But yes, even though Dream Theater is my favorite band, there is something else out that I love, with its quality about equal to Dream Theater. Ultimately, Dream Theater wins between the two solely because A Change of Seasons and Octavarium are my Top 2 favorite songs ever made. To choose my favorite song ever made that isn't Dream Theater or [REDACTED], I'd probably go with either LTE's "When the Water Breaks" or Porcupine Tree's "Anesthetize"... neither of which would even make my Top 10.

Oh, and yes, I agree that Six Degrees is pretty much a perfect album. The only song on there that isn't a 10/10 for me is The Great Debate, but that song's a 9.75/10, which by my method of ratings is the closest you can get to a 10/10 without being a 10/10.

[King Puppies and the Acid Guppies]

Redacted = Haken 

[Lethean]

Haken?