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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #3815 on: April 12, 2024, 09:08:21 AM »
Great stuff Zydar!
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #3816 on: April 12, 2024, 09:52:01 AM »
Great stuff Zydar!
Love the FingerMe and the Lighthouse cookies.

I saw that Megan Finger one for the first time about 6 years.  Poor Megan.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #3817 on: April 12, 2024, 09:53:32 AM »
I saw that Megan Finger one for the first time about 6 years.  Poor Megan.

Or...you know...congrats to her.   :biggrin:
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #3818 on: April 12, 2024, 09:55:36 AM »
Her poor inbox  :P
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #3819 on: April 12, 2024, 05:22:39 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #3820 on: April 12, 2024, 05:36:11 PM »
By the way, this is Megan Finger (on the left) (circa 10 years ago when she made that Twitter post):

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #3821 on: April 12, 2024, 10:29:55 PM »
Her poor inbox  :P
OK, this works on a few levels  :rollin
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #3822 on: April 12, 2024, 11:13:35 PM »
I missed the Marvel babes conversation two pages back, and I just want to protest that Misty Knight was not mentioned.

That is all.

Please carry on with your mirthful activities.  ;D

EDIT - OH!!! And Kat Dennings!!! Why is the best friend always 10x hotter than the lead??
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #3823 on: April 13, 2024, 08:59:38 AM »
I missed the Marvel babes conversation two pages back, and I just want to protest that Misty Knight was not mentioned.

That is all.

Please carry on with your mirthful activities.  ;D

EDIT - OH!!! And Kat Dennings!!! Why is the best friend always 10x hotter than the lead??

Totally about Misty and Kat.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #3824 on: April 13, 2024, 05:57:03 PM »
As a Canadian I enjoyed the Canadian one. Sorry, Carry on.
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« Reply #3825 on: April 15, 2024, 09:03:17 AM »
Totally about Misty and Kat.

And while I’m not sure either will ever reprise their role, they left us all with some lovely mammaries, and I’ll always be grateful.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #3826 on: April 15, 2024, 04:02:11 PM »
I missed the Marvel babes conversation two pages back, and I just want to protest that Misty Knight was not mentioned.

That is all.

Please carry on with your mirthful activities.  ;D

EDIT - OH!!! And Kat Dennings!!! Why is the best friend always 10x hotter than the lead??

This reminds me of the Jennifer Aniston thread at the old MP forums.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #3827 on: April 15, 2024, 06:27:16 PM »
This reminds me of the Jennifer Aniston thread at the old MP forums.

I guess I’m never gonna live that one down.  :rollin :rollin

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #3828 on: April 15, 2024, 08:49:51 PM »
I guess I’m never gonna live that one down.  :rollin :rollin
Oh man, I remember that thread.  :lol

And the answer is no, you will not  :biggrin:
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #3829 on: April 17, 2024, 06:03:03 AM »
















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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #3830 on: April 17, 2024, 06:44:59 AM »
The venn diagram  :lol

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #3831 on: April 17, 2024, 06:52:09 AM »
That one is amazing because it's real (or seems to be anyway).  Someone designed it, a committee approved it, the works.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #3832 on: April 18, 2024, 08:28:13 AM »
















I lost it at Rihanna.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #3833 on: April 18, 2024, 09:03:45 AM »
 :lol
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #3834 on: April 18, 2024, 09:05:12 AM »
The funny thing about the CILT SIMULATION event is that once you make the first transposition, which everybody will, it changes the second word without any transposition at all.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #3835 on: April 18, 2024, 09:06:02 AM »
The Rihanna one, just savage.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #3836 on: April 18, 2024, 09:30:21 AM »
That was an amazingly entertaining bunch and covered a LOT of bases.  Cute humor, punny humor, dark humor...  Love it!!!

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #3837 on: April 18, 2024, 12:27:52 PM »
Rihanna, cocky, and the gun leash got me good  :lol

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #3838 on: April 18, 2024, 02:43:51 PM »
The whole batch was top shelf, but especially this.

The Rihanna one, just savage.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #3839 on: April 18, 2024, 03:37:07 PM »
It would be savage if it said,

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« Reply #3840 on: April 19, 2024, 06:21:22 AM »
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« Reply #3841 on: April 19, 2024, 09:16:24 AM »
lol
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #3842 on: April 19, 2024, 06:25:17 PM »
Everyone else, except Wolfking is wrong.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #3843 on: April 19, 2024, 08:07:44 PM »
My YT feed graced me with a Police Squad video today.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23enI8zO4xU&

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #3844 on: April 20, 2024, 12:34:30 PM »
My YT feed graced me with a Police Squad video today.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23enI8zO4xU&

Frank Drebin, consoling a widow: "We're sorry to bother you at a time like this. We would've come earlier, but your husband wasn't dead then."   :rollin :rollin :rollin
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #3845 on: April 20, 2024, 03:33:34 PM »
I thought Police Squad preceded Airplane! but a quick check shows it came after. Being the proverbial fly on the wall in the room where the ZAZ guys wrote those scripts would have been quite the experience.

Leslie Nielsen cracks me up. Dude didn't get Airplane! at all. Just couldn't see the humour in it. Once it finally clicked he took off and ran with it. Made an entire career out of the same deadpan roles.

Definitely. Can you imagine getting that script?

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #3846 on: April 20, 2024, 03:55:06 PM »
Most of those guys -- Leslie Nielsen, Peter Graves, Robert Stack, probably a few more I'm not thinking of -- didn't quite "get" the idea of parody.  They were "serious" actors and came from a certain school of thought, if not actually the same acting school.  ZAZ had to explain to them that they just play it straight.  Characters in comedies don't realize that they're in a comedy, and that's what so funny.  And that's why ZAZ wanted them.  I wouldn't be surprised if some of those guys still didn't understand why it was so funny.  Leslie Nielsen eventually did, because he played the same type of character pretty much from that point on, but I remember reading that Peter Graves had some serious reservations about the dialogue between Captain Oveur and the boy.

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« Reply #3847 on: April 20, 2024, 04:31:07 PM »
According to the ZAZ guys, Stack was the one that totally got it right from the start. Guy had a helluva sense of humour, apparently. He's also the one that explained it to the others. "Guys. We are the joke." That's when it clicked for Nielsen and Graves. But yeah, Graves wasn't comfortable at all with the scenes with the boy. He understood the humour at that point, but the dialogue was a bit too far for him. I think it might have been his wife that convinced him it was really funny.
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« Reply #3848 on: April 20, 2024, 07:04:02 PM »
I love Airplane!  To me, those jokes never get old.

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« Reply #3849 on: April 21, 2024, 03:16:34 PM »
Thinking about Airplane! always takes me back to when I first saw it as a kid. I didn't get much of the humor, but it still made me laugh. 10 year old me didn't know why "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing clue" was funny. It just was. I also remember how serious I took the drama. Some random guy is flying the plane! There is no way he can land it! There is a sick girl on board! I was really concerned about the fate of the passengers. And that "win just one for the Zipper" speech really moved me. It seems silly now, but it makes sense too. There has to be the drama to augment the goofiness.
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