The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught

[lonestar]

All butts matter.

[Adami]

But can you lie?

I don't see why not. Seems these other brothers can, in fact, deny.

[jingle.boy]

Every girl I've been with has what you would classify as "big butt". What can I say, I like big butts. Big boobs on the other hand 

But can you lie?

He's no Adam Schiff!

[El Barto]

If by "overrated" you mean "awesome", sure!!  Still have to have curves, though. Just size alone isn't enough.

Curves have gotten way the fuck out of hand. Seriously. All the girls that show up in my FB feed have a 16" tummy and hips wider than my car. Seriously, it's gross. I guess I'm just an old fuck, but what's wrong with a nicely proportioned, healthy looking woman?

[King Puppies and the Acid Guppies]

Curves have gotten way the fuck out of hand. Seriously. All the girls that show up in my FB feed have a 16" tummy and hips wider than my car. Seriously, it's gross. I guess I'm just an old fuck, but what's wrong with a nicely proportioned, healthy looking woman?

Bingo

[Kwyjibo]

Curves have gotten way the fuck out of hand. Seriously. All the girls that show up in my FB feed have a 16" tummy and hips wider than my car. Seriously, it's gross. I guess I'm just an old fuck, but what's wrong with a nicely proportioned, healthy looking woman?

Most of them look like a failed attempt at photoshop and probably most of them are exactly that.

[cramx3]

Curves have gotten way the fuck out of hand. Seriously. All the girls that show up in my FB feed have a 16" tummy and hips wider than my car. Seriously, it's gross. I guess I'm just an old fuck, but what's wrong with a nicely proportioned, healthy looking woman?

My good friend is a plastic surgeon.  He constantly sends pictures/videos of girls from instagram to our group chat.  And like 9/10 times it's someone who is so fake.  Often times it begs the question, why?  Why did someone who was naturally beautiful get all this plastic surgery? 

Also my childhood friend who married The Situation... she looks like plastic in real life.  Looks completely fake.  And eventually, you can't even make facial expressions anymore.  It's ridiculous.  That girl was also naturally pretty. 

[Stadler]

Curves have gotten way the fuck out of hand. Seriously. All the girls that show up in my FB feed have a 16" tummy and hips wider than my car. Seriously, it's gross. I guess I'm just an old fuck, but what's wrong with a nicely proportioned, healthy looking woman?

Well, I'm probably backtracking here, and I'll cop to that, but I was probably thinking too narrowly.  I'm not down with that either (I'm guessing you mean the sort of "Kim Kardashian look").  I was thinking more along the lines of "not being Kate Moss" and going for more of that "Eastern European" look.   

[pg1067]

Zydar, you rule!! The Freddie Mercury one is the best!!

Someone want to clue me in about Wanda Wall and the one with Liam Neeson?

Well, I'm probably backtracking here, and I'll cop to that, but I was probably thinking too narrowly.  I'm not down with that either (I'm guessing you mean the sort of "Kim Kardashian look").  I was thinking more along the lines of "not being Kate Moss" and going for more of that "Eastern European" look.   

Yeah...the '90s thing where supposedly hot women had the bodies of 12 year old boys was just weird.

[Metro]

Someone want to clue me in about Wanda Wall and the one with Liam Neeson?

Wanda Wall = Wonderwall

As in the Oasis song

Oasis is a band

A band is a group of people who make music

[faizoff]

Someone want to clue me in about Wanda Wall and the one with Liam Neeson?

Oasis - Wonderwall.

Not exactly sure about Liam Neeson, probably a play on his Taken movie lines.

[pg1067]

Not exactly sure about Liam Neeson, probably a play on his Taken movie lines.

I assume that, but I assume it's a reference to a specific song.

As for Wonderwall, I've never heard of it and barely heard of Oasis.

[Zydar]

The Liam Neeson one is a reference to the Backstreet Boys song As Long As You Love Me and a famous scene from the movie Taken.

I knew it would be lost on a forum of proggers and/or metal heads

[Cool Chris]

A few of those were lost on me but that Total Eclipse of the Heart one was great.

[Lonk]

I assume that, but I assume it's a reference to a specific song.

As for Wonderwall, I've never heard of it and barely heard of Oasis.

I get it, we are never going to know every single songs that's ever been released. But I would think you heard this song somewhere, at some point, even if you didn't know it.

[King Puppies and the Acid Guppies]

I assume that, but I assume it's a reference to a specific song.

As for Wonderwall, I've never heard of it and barely heard of Oasis.

I get it, we are never going to know every single songs that's ever been released. But I would think you heard this song somewhere, at some point, even if you didn't know it.

Yeah this song was everywhere for about 5 or so years from 1995 to 2001 or 2003 or something.

[Stadler]

I assume that, but I assume it's a reference to a specific song.

As for Wonderwall, I've never heard of it and barely heard of Oasis.

You need to fix that, ASAP.  No. 13 on my list from a couple weeks ago. 

[pg1067]

I get it, we are never going to know every single songs that's ever been released. But I would think you heard this song somewhere, at some point, even if you didn't know it.

Well...let's find out...

[listening]

Not ringing any bells at all.  The singer's kinda whiny and keeps landing on the same note at the end of every line.  It's ok but pretty damn boring.  Seeing that it was released in '95, I'm kinda surprised it never turned up in an episode of Friends.

[King Postwhore]

I'm honestly sho ked you never heard it, Tim. It was on radio and MTV all the time.

[bosk1]

[King Postwhore]

Haha. Shocked. Lol

[King Postwhore]

For shizzle.

[pg1067]

I'm honestly sho ked you never heard it, Tim. It was on radio and MTV all the time.

 

By '95, I rarely listened to music on the radio, and the stations I did listen to wouldn't have played it.  Aside from watching some or all of The Real World: Boston in '97, I was also pretty much done with MTV by 1995.

[TAC]

I'm not even in this conversation. I know that's sho king.

[King Postwhore]

 

Yup.

[Jamesman42]

King didn't c what he did there.

[YtseBitsySpider]

….must have been rickrolled by that quote button

Brie Larson is apparently a bit of a turd if the internet is to believed.  I like her in Nissan commericals though.

[King Postwhore]

[King Puppies and the Acid Guppies]

 

[pg1067]

[jingle.boy]

That's a fantastic troll.  Bots are idiots.

[hefdaddy42]

And what did we learn from this, boys and girls?  That's right, a butcher room is not a problem.

[King Puppies and the Acid Guppies]

And what did we learn from this, boys and girls?  That's right, a butcher room is not a problem.

Neither are corpses in the backyard...

[Stadler]

That's a fantastic troll.  Bots are idiots.

I love the denouement:  "I thought you could come over to tour the new butcher room."

[Zydar]