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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2345 on: February 08, 2023, 07:30:32 AM »
The look on Ben's face is priceless!!
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2346 on: February 08, 2023, 07:32:52 AM »
The look on Ben's face is priceless!!

I'm glad I could do that for him - great memories  :)   He'd be almost as tall as Gene now  :lol



Where was that? I did that too; I went up for "I Love It Loud" in Philly. There are vids of it, but some douchebag thought it was his chance to audition or something and hogged the mike.  I didn't care, I wasn't there to sing (I got to stand right next to Gene while he played) but he pushed out another young kid and I thought that was a real dick move.

Adelaide (Australia) -  there was an extended private Q&A with Ace and Gene that caused a bit of a stir at the time with a few things that were said and got caught on video.  Can't remember exactly what it was now.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2347 on: February 09, 2023, 03:11:49 AM »
Haha, that's an outstanding pic Brent.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2348 on: February 11, 2023, 02:23:06 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2349 on: February 11, 2023, 03:22:53 PM »
Only 97 more to go….
...going along with Dragon Attack's Queen thread has been like taking a free class in Queen knowledge. Where else are you gonna find info like that?!

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2350 on: February 12, 2023, 03:09:48 AM »
I always wondered why Tim and I got on so well.  Obviously music tastes and all, but there's something a bit more there.  Cleaning out my old shit at work, I figured it out as I actually did a course about Tim years ago, check this.......don't mind the coffee stains or whatever that is :lol



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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2351 on: February 12, 2023, 05:07:00 AM »
The coffee stain is the perfect touch - like you tossed your coffee at the person that tried to hand this to you.   :lol
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2352 on: February 12, 2023, 07:27:46 AM »
More like a spit take (I almost did when I saw it😀)
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2353 on: February 12, 2023, 01:21:53 PM »
And this is Tim's side business.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2354 on: February 13, 2023, 01:06:11 AM »
Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2355 on: February 13, 2023, 06:27:37 AM »
"Just the poem at the end of "Nights In White Satin"".   HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2356 on: February 13, 2023, 09:18:12 AM »
We need an updated version with The Dance of Eternity (although I think I'd really like to see someone try).
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2357 on: February 13, 2023, 10:05:11 AM »
Storytime...back in my really shady days, the kitchen crew were regulars at a local strip joint in Sacramento, and one night this one girl was trying to flirt and get as much cash out of me as possible. It was her turn to dance, and she asked my favorite artist, and at the time I was on a Rush kick, so I told her so. She proceeded to dance to Tom Sawyer, and completely lost her composure and timing at the instrumental breakdown, it was fucking hilarious  :rollin

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2358 on: February 13, 2023, 10:15:05 AM »
I read an AMA a while back from a titty bar DJ, and song selection was one of the ways they maintained order. Unless you wanted to dance to That Smell or Fat Bottom Girls for the next two weeks you toed the damn line.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2359 on: February 13, 2023, 10:28:13 AM »
I read an AMA a while back from a titty bar DJ, and song selection was one of the ways they maintained order. Unless you wanted to dance to That Smell or Fat Bottom Girls for the next two weeks you toed the damn line.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2360 on: February 13, 2023, 11:21:48 AM »
I read an AMA a while back from a titty bar DJ, and song selection was one of the ways they maintained order. Unless you wanted to dance to That Smell or Fat Bottom Girls for the next two weeks you toed the damn line.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2361 on: February 13, 2023, 12:07:15 PM »
 :lol :lol
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2362 on: February 13, 2023, 03:03:24 PM »
The coffee stain is the perfect touch - like you tossed your coffee at the person that tried to hand this to you.   :lol

That's not out of the realms of possibility.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2363 on: February 23, 2023, 08:24:32 AM »
Time for a dump.















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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2364 on: February 23, 2023, 09:19:34 AM »
Re the second one...pretty much EVERY time I go to Best Buy, someone has bought a 60+ inch TV and is trying to fit it into a subcompact car.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2365 on: February 23, 2023, 10:01:59 AM »
Re the second one...pretty much EVERY time I go to Best Buy, someone has bought a 60+ inch TV and is trying to fit it into a subcompact car.
I've seen it too, and it's as if they thought about half the plan, but not the execution  :lol
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2366 on: February 24, 2023, 01:39:47 PM »
I enjoyed the vending machine one.
And +1 on the Best Buy comment.  I once saw some fool who couldn't fit his new tv in the back of his full size Ford pickup because he didn't know how/didn't want to(?) remove the tonneau cover on the bed.   :loser:
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2367 on: February 24, 2023, 01:54:49 PM »
A real man shoves it in at any cost.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2368 on: February 24, 2023, 02:08:42 PM »
A real man shoves it in at any cost.

Like a disagreeing comment towards Stadler?
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2369 on: February 24, 2023, 02:29:32 PM »
Like declining awesome homemade chocolate chip, cherry cookies.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2370 on: February 24, 2023, 03:04:46 PM »
A real man shoves it in at any cost.

Like a disagreeing comment towards Stadler?

Except in the Metallica count down. Can’t find a place for it there really. But I’ll keep trying!
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2371 on: February 24, 2023, 03:10:05 PM »
Must've been Kwyji sending all the wrong songs.   ;D

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« Reply #2372 on: February 24, 2023, 03:29:50 PM »
Brilliant!   :lol
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2373 on: February 24, 2023, 07:11:00 PM »
Just wow.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2374 on: February 27, 2023, 07:15:34 AM »


Being in a STABLE relationship means you can no longer, ironically, horse around.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2375 on: February 27, 2023, 07:23:18 AM »
 :rollin
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2376 on: February 27, 2023, 08:24:02 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2377 on: February 27, 2023, 11:02:39 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2378 on: February 27, 2023, 02:31:34 PM »


Being in a STABLE relationship means you can no longer, ironically, horse around.
:lol :lol :tup
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2379 on: February 27, 2023, 09:08:50 PM »