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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1645 on: May 12, 2022, 04:45:41 PM »
I realize sexual harassment is a serious issue... but I never knew how serious.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/18550754/calling-man-bald-sexual-harassment/
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1646 on: May 12, 2022, 04:47:00 PM »
And regarding Whose Line Is It Anyway? I loved the British version in the 90's It was hilarious. The US version would be fine if it weren't for Drew the most unfunniest guy Carey. He blows.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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« Reply #1647 on: May 12, 2022, 05:27:49 PM »
I realize sexual harassment is a serious issue... but I never knew how serious.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/18550754/calling-man-bald-sexual-harassment/

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« Reply #1648 on: May 13, 2022, 07:32:39 AM »















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« Reply #1649 on: May 13, 2022, 10:12:41 AM »
The centaur one reminds me of this cartoon I saw once.  A doctor was talking with a half capybara/half human (human torso and lower body of capybara), who is anxiously waiting to see his child.  The mother of said child is a mermaid, and the doctor is cautioning the father, who interrupts the doctor and says, "yes, I know he could be completely human, just show me my child."  The doctor then shows the guy a child with the body of a capybara and a fish head.

Other than that, I just want to know what the jellyfish launcher button actually is.
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« Reply #1650 on: May 13, 2022, 11:55:12 AM »
Other than that, I just want to know what the jellyfish launcher button actually is.
My guess is a light to illuminate the bed of your truck, but I'm certainly not confident on that.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1651 on: May 13, 2022, 03:57:39 PM »
The centaur one reminds me of this cartoon I saw once.  A doctor was talking with a half capybara/half human (human torso and lower body of capybara), who is anxiously waiting to see his child.  The mother of said child is a mermaid, and the doctor is cautioning the father, who interrupts the doctor and says, "yes, I know he could be completely human, just show me my child."  The doctor then shows the guy a child with the body of a capybara and a fish head.

I always think of the comic I saw once with baby centaurs.  You know how baby horses basically get up on their feet and are walking minutes after they're born?  But human babies can't even hold their heads up for a few weeks, let alone walk.  This can lead to problems.


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« Reply #1652 on: May 17, 2022, 08:00:52 AM »


















What is in that last picture?  :huh:
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1653 on: May 17, 2022, 08:15:12 AM »
I lol'd hard at the Wales.
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« Reply #1654 on: May 17, 2022, 10:37:33 AM »


What is in that last picture?  :huh:

I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure those are cheeseburgers.  Rather than try to articulate it, I'll refer you to a website for a place near Sacramento, CA that was featured on an episode of Diners, Drive-Ins & Dives:  https://www.squeezeburger.com/

My son and I were up near Sacto for a river rafting trip, and we searched for local places that had been on "Triple D" and went to this place.  The excess cheese is somewhat amusing for about one bite, but then it just gets in the way.  A cool novelty nonetheless.


I'm a bit perplexed about the girl in a t-shirt that seems to be meant for a dude, but this is an overall good batch.  "Defeat the Baby!"  :lol :lol
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« Reply #1655 on: May 17, 2022, 10:50:36 AM »
I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure those are cheeseburgers.  Rather than try to articulate it, I'll refer you to a website for a place near Sacramento, CA that was featured on an episode of Diners, Drive-Ins & Dives:  https://www.squeezeburger.com/

My son and I were up near Sacto for a river rafting trip, and we searched for local places that had been on "Triple D" and went to this place.  The excess cheese is somewhat amusing for about one bite, but then it just gets in the way.  A cool novelty nonetheless.


I'm a bit perplexed about the girl in a t-shirt that seems to be meant for a dude, but this is an overall good batch.  "Defeat the Baby!"  :lol :lol
That was kind of my take on it, as well. However, that's not a burger. Looks breaded to me. Could be a filet-o-fish kind of thing. Could be a CFS pounded really thin. Looks a lot like schnitzel, but I'm not sure you could get one that size. No way it could be chicken, unless it was multiple breasts stitched together. Based on the texture of the breading I'm going with fish. Looks like cornmeal.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1656 on: May 17, 2022, 10:57:04 AM »
I'm a bit perplexed about the girl in a t-shirt that seems to be meant for a dude

I thought the same at first, then thought maybe it's a young guy with long hair and somewhat feminine features.  You never know.  Finally I decided it was a young girl, and at that age a full-sizer might be more scary than anything else, thus she is single. :shrug:

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1657 on: May 17, 2022, 11:04:58 AM »
They're pork tenderloin sandwiches, and they're fucking amazing.

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« Reply #1658 on: May 17, 2022, 11:33:34 AM »
They're pork tenderloin sandwiches, and they're fucking amazing.
Schnitzel was my second guess. I guess they roll it out as thin as they can, and then pound it even thinner. Still kind of a dumb presentation, though. Personally, I'd rather just have it with cream gravy.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1659 on: May 17, 2022, 01:47:15 PM »
They're pork tenderloin sandwiches, and they're fucking amazing.
Schnitzel was my second guess. I guess they roll it out as thin as they can, and then pound it even thinner. Still kind of a dumb presentation, though. Personally, I'd rather just have it with cream gravy.

The one pictured is from a famous(?) place in Indiana I think. I've done them on my menus, but less stupid. Medallion pounded out to a non stupid size, soaked in seasoned buttermilk, dredged in crushed saltines, fried and served with a sweet roll and a kick ass remolaude sauce. Legit God tier food my friend.

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« Reply #1660 on: May 17, 2022, 03:31:26 PM »
Two wasted minutes on Google suggests it's from a place called Edinburgh Diner about 20 miles south of Indianapolis.
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« Reply #1661 on: May 17, 2022, 07:25:57 PM »
For El Barto.  May through September,  I'd assume.

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« Reply #1662 on: May 17, 2022, 08:29:00 PM »
The Edinburgh Diner's webmaster is currently baffled by the sudden increase in web traffic.
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« Reply #1663 on: May 17, 2022, 09:09:50 PM »
For El Barto.  May through September,  I'd assume.



Eh, I always check anyways.

And it's easily April-October.
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« Reply #1664 on: May 17, 2022, 09:14:17 PM »
I almost said April. Lol. Wasn't too bad in October when I was there last year.
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« Reply #1665 on: May 18, 2022, 05:58:48 AM »












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« Reply #1666 on: May 18, 2022, 06:07:15 AM »
The coffee one is relatable.  ;D
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« Reply #1667 on: May 18, 2022, 07:10:41 AM »
They're pork tenderloin sandwiches, and they're fucking amazing.
Schnitzel was my second guess. I guess they roll it out as thin as they can, and then pound it even thinner. Still kind of a dumb presentation, though. Personally, I'd rather just have it with cream gravy.

The one pictured is from a famous(?) place in Indiana I think. I've done them on my menus, but less stupid. Medallion pounded out to a non stupid size, soaked in seasoned buttermilk, dredged in crushed saltines, fried and served with a sweet roll and a kick ass remolaude sauce. Legit God tier food my friend.

Even the description is mouthwatering. 

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« Reply #1668 on: May 18, 2022, 07:12:11 AM »
The coffee one is relatable.  ;D
That one hit home for me, as well. 

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« Reply #1669 on: May 18, 2022, 09:20:38 AM »
They're pork tenderloin sandwiches, and they're fucking amazing.
Schnitzel was my second guess. I guess they roll it out as thin as they can, and then pound it even thinner. Still kind of a dumb presentation, though. Personally, I'd rather just have it with cream gravy.

The one pictured is from a famous(?) place in Indiana I think. I've done them on my menus, but less stupid. Medallion pounded out to a non stupid size, soaked in seasoned buttermilk, dredged in crushed saltines, fried and served with a sweet roll and a kick ass remolaude sauce. Legit God tier food my friend.

Even the description is mouthwatering.

Meanwhile, I'm sitting here wondering if summa cum remolaude is an honor bestowed to culinary school grads....
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« Reply #1670 on: May 18, 2022, 09:37:29 AM »
The coffee one is relatable.  ;D
That one hit home for me, as well. 

"One, two... ah shit."

How many scoops of coffee/beans do you guys need!?!?!  I put a measuring cup in the tin for exactly 1/2 a pot.

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« Reply #1671 on: May 18, 2022, 10:22:32 AM »
24.6g for 17oz water.
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« Reply #1672 on: May 18, 2022, 10:23:59 AM »
4 scoops for full pot of coffee.  2 for half.  in between, guestimate.  Always worked for me.
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« Reply #1673 on: May 18, 2022, 10:32:58 AM »
My scoop is about the size of the one in the picture, so about 12 scoops for a full pot.

It's not the size, it's what you do with it :zydar:
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« Reply #1674 on: May 18, 2022, 12:19:54 PM »
Folgers is the Coors Light of coffee.
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« Reply #1675 on: May 18, 2022, 12:29:46 PM »
They're pork tenderloin sandwiches, and they're fucking amazing.
Schnitzel was my second guess. I guess they roll it out as thin as they can, and then pound it even thinner. Still kind of a dumb presentation, though. Personally, I'd rather just have it with cream gravy.

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Even the description is mouthwatering.

Meanwhile, I'm sitting here wondering if summa cum remolaude is an honor bestowed to culinary school grads....

Nah we just get the title of chef... And the 70 hour week, the low wages, the substance abuse issues, and the toxic masculine environment that go with it.

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« Reply #1676 on: May 18, 2022, 01:23:39 PM »
Folgers is the Coors Light of coffee.
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« Reply #1678 on: May 18, 2022, 06:44:40 PM »
 :lol
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« Reply #1679 on: May 18, 2022, 07:32:45 PM »
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