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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #630 on: April 16, 2021, 08:35:06 AM »
Ok, the tree one cracked me up  :rollin
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #631 on: April 17, 2021, 09:27:00 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #632 on: April 18, 2021, 03:12:50 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #633 on: April 18, 2021, 07:18:57 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #634 on: April 18, 2021, 08:26:37 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #635 on: April 19, 2021, 10:19:31 AM »
I saw this on a t-shirt this past week:  "I keep all my dad jokes in a dad-a-base."     My kid was not amused.  :)

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« Reply #636 on: April 19, 2021, 11:39:29 AM »
I saw this on a t-shirt this past week:  "I keep all my dad jokes in a dad-a-base."     My kid was not amused.  :)

I think this is a really good one. :lol
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #641 on: April 20, 2021, 05:31:27 AM »
Nice batch up there boys.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #643 on: April 20, 2021, 08:56:01 AM »
The scary part of the "Who wants to be a millionaire" one is that 29% also didn't know the answer.

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« Reply #644 on: April 20, 2021, 09:33:46 AM »
The scary part of the "Who wants to be a millionaire" one is that 29% also didn't know the answer.

Well...

The "ask the audience" lifeline was always fraught with peril for a lot of reasons.  First, the audience will inevitably be roughly half-filled with...well...let's just say folks of below average intellect.  Second, some percentage of the audience will seek to troll the contestant by intentionally giving a wrong answer.  Third, depending on how much hemming and hawing the contestant did beforehand, the audience will be swayed to some degree to pick the options that the contestant has pointed out as being likely.  That last one also applies to the 50/50 lifeline.  If a contestant has spent two minutes debating between options A and B and then uses the 50/50, the computer will inevitably leave him with options A and B.

The scary part is that that that's apparently NOT a doctored photo, and the guy actually had to use a lifeline for that one.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #645 on: April 20, 2021, 09:36:38 AM »
Just so we're clear, it's "Llamathrust", right?   

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« Reply #646 on: April 20, 2021, 09:38:34 AM »
Just so we're clear, it's "Llamathrust", right?

No...Zebraforce.  The term came into common usage based on the popular Saturday morning cartoon from the 1970s.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #647 on: April 20, 2021, 10:04:16 AM »
Just so we're clear, it's "Llamathrust", right?

Depends on the region. Llamathrust is for South America, Zebraforce for Africa, Horsepower for the American west and Donkeystrength for the rest of the world. And Australia may introduce Wombatmight soon.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #648 on: April 20, 2021, 10:37:46 AM »
The scary part of the "Who wants to be a millionaire" one is that 29% also didn't know the answer.

Well...

The "ask the audience" lifeline was always fraught with peril for a lot of reasons.  First, the audience will inevitably be roughly half-filled with...well...let's just say folks of below average intellect.  Second, some percentage of the audience will seek to troll the contestant by intentionally giving a wrong answer.  Third, depending on how much hemming and hawing the contestant did beforehand, the audience will be swayed to some degree to pick the options that the contestant has pointed out as being likely.  That last one also applies to the 50/50 lifeline.  If a contestant has spent two minutes debating between options A and B and then uses the 50/50, the computer will inevitably leave him with options A and B.

The scary part is that that that's apparently NOT a doctored photo, and the guy actually had to use a lifeline for that one.

To be honest, if I was in the audience somehow, I would've definitely picked a wrong answer in this case. If it's a serious question then yeah, I'll do my best, but this? The guy's getting Llamathrust.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #649 on: April 20, 2021, 12:39:50 PM »
Just so we're clear, it's "Llamathrust", right?

Only in your bedroom.

I'll do my best, but this? The guy's getting Llamathrust.

:eyebrows:

I might have to sig that, Ruslan.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #650 on: April 20, 2021, 12:47:35 PM »
:lol
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #651 on: April 21, 2021, 03:01:41 AM »


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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #652 on: April 23, 2021, 12:24:13 PM »
Oh Karen.... (it ain't lol funny, but more like shake-your-head / :lolpalm: funny)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6XHkth7Z-w&t=200s
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« Reply #653 on: April 23, 2021, 12:31:01 PM »
That was an interesting 3 minutes  :mehlin :facepalm:

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #654 on: April 23, 2021, 12:43:30 PM »
Well, kudos to the cop! :tup
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #655 on: April 23, 2021, 01:03:37 PM »
Guarantee that story got some mileage at the bar after work. 

On the other side, though, I'd be curious how the story evolved after a few tellings.

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« Reply #656 on: April 23, 2021, 02:57:27 PM »
This has been making the rounds on my Twitter feed, and if you have ever worked in retail its a must watch....

https://youtu.be/P7KBcsdPhxA
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« Reply #657 on: April 23, 2021, 03:51:45 PM »
This has been making the rounds on my Twitter feed, and if you have ever worked in retail its a must watch....

https://youtu.be/P7KBcsdPhxA

 :rollin :rollin :rollin

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« Reply #658 on: April 23, 2021, 03:58:45 PM »
Oh Karen.... (it ain't lol funny, but more like shake-your-head / :lolpalm: funny)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6XHkth7Z-w&t=200s

Holy crap.  She deserves more than a ticket. What a horrible person.
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« Reply #659 on: April 23, 2021, 04:49:17 PM »
That retail video had me laughing my ass off! I shared it with my daughter who works at Pet Smart and she just said "yep thats how it is!"

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« Reply #660 on: April 23, 2021, 05:31:18 PM »
This has been making the rounds on my Twitter feed, and if you have ever worked in retail its a must watch....

https://youtu.be/P7KBcsdPhxA

There should be someone who does this for food service/waiting tables. God forbid I ever have to do that shit again.

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« Reply #661 on: April 23, 2021, 08:20:31 PM »
This has been making the rounds on my Twitter feed, and if you have ever worked in retail its a must watch....

https://youtu.be/P7KBcsdPhxA

I stumbled on to that one earlier this week as well. Just fantastic.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #663 on: April 24, 2021, 01:39:29 PM »
This has been making the rounds on my Twitter feed, and if you have ever worked in retail its a must watch....

https://youtu.be/P7KBcsdPhxA

Holy shiiiitt :lol :lol this gets funnier by the second :lol :lol :rollin
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« Reply #664 on: April 25, 2021, 05:44:13 AM »
 :lol

Reminds me of MAD Magazines snappy answers to stupid questions.
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