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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #105 on: September 14, 2020, 07:57:38 AM »
Saw that coming.  When the fuck did these gender reveals become 'a thing'?

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #107 on: September 14, 2020, 10:56:47 AM »
Saw that coming.  When the fuck did these gender reveals become 'a thing'?

Now that these morons have set a good chunk of California on fire ( https://www.cnn.com/2020/09/07/us/gender-reveal-parties-overview-trnd/index.html ), let's hope it stops being a thing.

Seriously...it's a fucking 50/50 proposition....
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #108 on: September 14, 2020, 11:03:11 AM »
Saw that coming.  When the fuck did these gender reveals become 'a thing'?

Now that these morons have set a good chunk of California on fire ( https://www.cnn.com/2020/09/07/us/gender-reveal-parties-overview-trnd/index.html ), let's hope it stops being a thing.

Seriously...it's a fucking 50/50 proposition....

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #109 on: September 14, 2020, 06:03:41 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #110 on: September 17, 2020, 05:32:52 AM »


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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #111 on: September 17, 2020, 09:24:06 AM »
Her nose is still uncovered.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #112 on: September 17, 2020, 04:35:17 PM »
I like the pic which is basically - If you wear your mask below your nose - it's the same as walking around with your willy poking over your jeans  :lol

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #115 on: September 22, 2020, 12:48:22 PM »
Haha. Lemon juice is worse.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #116 on: September 22, 2020, 12:57:12 PM »
How about hot pepper juice on your peter because you didn't wash your hands thoroughly enough?  :omg:

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #117 on: September 22, 2020, 02:25:32 PM »
I'm 42 years old. This has never happened to me.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #118 on: September 22, 2020, 02:55:27 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #119 on: September 22, 2020, 05:05:12 PM »
Just as worse, on the back door. Wrecked em? ... damn near killed him!!
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #120 on: September 22, 2020, 06:47:33 PM »
 :lol I don't know why you guys are touching your private parts after cutting hot peppers.  It's bad enough if I scratch my nose or eyes shortly after, but I certainly am not going for my genitals

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #121 on: September 22, 2020, 06:50:57 PM »
:lol I don't know why you guys are touching your private parts after cutting hot peppers.  It's bad enough if I scratch my nose or eyes shortly after, but I certainly am not going for my genitals

You've never had to piss at a bar after eating a basket of hot wings??

I try to be scrupulously careful, but even then every once in a while I didn't wash my hands enough after working with peppers and.... It's not great.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #122 on: September 22, 2020, 07:00:42 PM »
:lol I don't know why you guys are touching your private parts after cutting hot peppers.  It's bad enough if I scratch my nose or eyes shortly after, but I certainly am not going for my genitals

You've never had to piss at a bar after eating a basket of hot wings??

I try to be scrupulously careful, but even then every once in a while I didn't wash my hands enough after working with peppers and.... It's not great.

I don't recall ever doing that honestly. But I feel like if I did, I would have washed my hands before hand.  I get real annoyed eating wings and having the sauce on my fingers so I would hold in my piss until I finished the wings and cleaned up.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #123 on: September 23, 2020, 11:57:48 AM »
Jock itch spray damn near killed me one time.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #124 on: September 23, 2020, 12:10:12 PM »
Jock itch spray damn near killed me one time.

What, were you holding it in front of a cigar while spraying it on??


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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #125 on: September 23, 2020, 12:11:53 PM »
The closest i've ever had to putting anything spicy on my crotch is - I work in a kitchen and yeah - the butt rash gets pretty bad.

Last Saturday I did a 12 hour shift and absolutely had to have a shower when I got in. . .

One time I got heat rash so bad from so much walking in the sun that I actually got a massive bruise??

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #126 on: September 23, 2020, 12:21:02 PM »
Jock itch spray damn near killed me one time.

What, were you holding it in front of a cigar while spraying it on??


Just the burn.  It took my breath away.  LOL
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #127 on: September 23, 2020, 12:22:08 PM »
Jock itch spray damn near killed me one time.

What, were you holding it in front of a cigar while spraying it on??


Just the burn.  It took my breath away.  LOL

I figured.  I was just busting on you.  But that pain is real.

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« Reply #128 on: September 23, 2020, 12:32:56 PM »
My buddy was complaining about his jock itch.  I let him use my spray.  He goes into the bathroom.  I hear him spray.  He proceeds to tell me he doesn't feel anything and in the middle of saying that he lets of aaaaaAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! :lol

The burn hit him mid sentence.  LOL
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #130 on: September 24, 2020, 08:31:14 AM »
 :lol it's so annoying

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #131 on: September 24, 2020, 10:54:56 AM »
It's the same with "wear your mask" thing for me. As I see it, people who are against it aren't suddenly going to wear it because of a random reddit/facebook post. I'm already wearing it at work and in public. I really don't need to see the same thing in every other reddit post when I'm scrolling for derpy cats.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #133 on: September 25, 2020, 05:07:00 AM »
:lmao:
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« Reply #134 on: September 25, 2020, 05:09:23 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #135 on: September 25, 2020, 05:12:33 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #138 on: September 25, 2020, 06:50:18 PM »
Transformers and Robert made me think of Blob for some reason :blob:

I miss Blob.  :sadpanda:
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« Reply #139 on: September 25, 2020, 06:56:15 PM »
I sent him some Twitter love with Zy involved. 
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