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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #105 on: September 14, 2020, 07:57:38 AM »
Saw that coming.  When the fuck did these gender reveals become 'a thing'?

Whenever someone posted on Social Media and people said..."Awe, that's neat. We should do this honey." Then Boom....Social Media Influences trends.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #106 on: September 14, 2020, 08:00:24 AM »
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« Reply #107 on: September 14, 2020, 10:56:47 AM »
Saw that coming.  When the fuck did these gender reveals become 'a thing'?

Now that these morons have set a good chunk of California on fire ( https://www.cnn.com/2020/09/07/us/gender-reveal-parties-overview-trnd/index.html ), let's hope it stops being a thing.

Seriously...it's a fucking 50/50 proposition....
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #108 on: September 14, 2020, 11:03:11 AM »
Saw that coming.  When the fuck did these gender reveals become 'a thing'?

Now that these morons have set a good chunk of California on fire ( https://www.cnn.com/2020/09/07/us/gender-reveal-parties-overview-trnd/index.html ), let's hope it stops being a thing.

Seriously...it's a fucking 50/50 proposition....

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #109 on: September 14, 2020, 06:03:41 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #110 on: September 17, 2020, 05:32:52 AM »


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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #111 on: September 17, 2020, 09:24:06 AM »
Her nose is still uncovered.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #112 on: September 17, 2020, 04:35:17 PM »
I like the pic which is basically - If you wear your mask below your nose - it's the same as walking around with your willy poking over your jeans  :lol

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #114 on: September 22, 2020, 05:14:16 AM »
Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #115 on: September 22, 2020, 12:48:22 PM »
Haha. Lemon juice is worse.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #116 on: September 22, 2020, 12:57:12 PM »
How about hot pepper juice on your peter because you didn't wash your hands thoroughly enough?  :omg:

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #117 on: September 22, 2020, 02:25:32 PM »
I'm 42 years old. This has never happened to me.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #118 on: September 22, 2020, 02:55:27 PM »
You haven't lived. 

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #119 on: September 22, 2020, 05:05:12 PM »
Just as worse, on the back door. Wrecked ‘em? ... damn near killed him!!
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #120 on: September 22, 2020, 06:47:33 PM »
 :lol I don't know why you guys are touching your private parts after cutting hot peppers.  It's bad enough if I scratch my nose or eyes shortly after, but I certainly am not going for my genitals

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #121 on: September 22, 2020, 06:50:57 PM »
:lol I don't know why you guys are touching your private parts after cutting hot peppers.  It's bad enough if I scratch my nose or eyes shortly after, but I certainly am not going for my genitals

You've never had to piss at a bar after eating a basket of hot wings??

I try to be scrupulously careful, but even then every once in a while I didn't wash my hands enough after working with peppers and.... It's not great.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #122 on: September 22, 2020, 07:00:42 PM »
:lol I don't know why you guys are touching your private parts after cutting hot peppers.  It's bad enough if I scratch my nose or eyes shortly after, but I certainly am not going for my genitals

You've never had to piss at a bar after eating a basket of hot wings??

I try to be scrupulously careful, but even then every once in a while I didn't wash my hands enough after working with peppers and.... It's not great.

I don't recall ever doing that honestly. But I feel like if I did, I would have washed my hands before hand.  I get real annoyed eating wings and having the sauce on my fingers so I would hold in my piss until I finished the wings and cleaned up.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #123 on: September 23, 2020, 11:57:48 AM »
Jock itch spray damn near killed me one time.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #124 on: September 23, 2020, 12:10:12 PM »
Jock itch spray damn near killed me one time.

What, were you holding it in front of a cigar while spraying it on??


True story; going through security in the Atlanta airport; I had a can in my bag and didn't declare it.   They flagged the bag, searched it, and the TSA woman held it up and yelled "who's this?  Anybody?" waving the can around.  She had my bag, so I couldn't just leave, but I was like "Thanks SO much for your discretion."   

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #125 on: September 23, 2020, 12:11:53 PM »
The closest i've ever had to putting anything spicy on my crotch is - I work in a kitchen and yeah - the butt rash gets pretty bad.

Last Saturday I did a 12 hour shift and absolutely had to have a shower when I got in. . .

One time I got heat rash so bad from so much walking in the sun that I actually got a massive bruise??

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #126 on: September 23, 2020, 12:21:02 PM »
Jock itch spray damn near killed me one time.

What, were you holding it in front of a cigar while spraying it on??


Just the burn.  It took my breath away.  LOL
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #127 on: September 23, 2020, 12:22:08 PM »
Jock itch spray damn near killed me one time.

What, were you holding it in front of a cigar while spraying it on??


Just the burn.  It took my breath away.  LOL

I figured.  I was just busting on you.  But that pain is real.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #128 on: September 23, 2020, 12:32:56 PM »
My buddy was complaining about his jock itch.  I let him use my spray.  He goes into the bathroom.  I hear him spray.  He proceeds to tell me he doesn't feel anything and in the middle of saying that he lets of aaaaaAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! :lol

The burn hit him mid sentence.  LOL
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #129 on: September 24, 2020, 06:03:28 AM »
Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #130 on: September 24, 2020, 08:31:14 AM »
 :lol it's so annoying

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #131 on: September 24, 2020, 10:54:56 AM »
It's the same with "wear your mask" thing for me. As I see it, people who are against it aren't suddenly going to wear it because of a random reddit/facebook post. I'm already wearing it at work and in public. I really don't need to see the same thing in every other reddit post when I'm scrolling for derpy cats.
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« Reply #132 on: September 25, 2020, 04:47:46 AM »
Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #133 on: September 25, 2020, 05:07:00 AM »
:lmao:
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #134 on: September 25, 2020, 05:09:23 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #135 on: September 25, 2020, 05:12:33 AM »
Transformers and Robert made me think of Blob for some reason :blob:
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #138 on: September 25, 2020, 06:50:18 PM »
Transformers and Robert made me think of Blob for some reason :blob:

I miss Blob.  :sadpanda:
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« Reply #139 on: September 25, 2020, 06:56:15 PM »
I sent him some Twitter love with Zy involved. 
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