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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #70 on: September 09, 2020, 03:21:11 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #71 on: September 09, 2020, 03:53:01 PM »
So do the non-toasters eat their banana bread cold? WTF? I certainly don't want it dark and crispy, but it's gotta have just a bit of toastiness, and certainly be hot.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #72 on: September 09, 2020, 03:58:18 PM »
I like toast and hot food in general so I've got nothing against toasting banana bread, but honestly, I've never thought to do it.  Personally I like it cold without butter, good banana bread can be enjoyed without anything extra IMO.  Especially when it's a really soft banana bread that just melts in your mouth without any extra heat needed.  I should try toasting it next time (it's rare I even eat it) and I may really like it that way better.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #73 on: September 09, 2020, 04:41:26 PM »
So do the non-toasters eat their banana bread cold? WTF? I certainly don't want it dark and crispy, but it's gotta have just a bit of toastiness, and certainly be hot.

Why would it be cold?  The jingle.ladies bake about 60-80 mini-loaves every December baking season.  When we take 'em out of the freezer, they never last more than 2 days.  Tops.  Just leave it on the counter, and it stays beautifully moist and fresh after thawing out.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #74 on: September 09, 2020, 05:12:43 PM »
So do the non-toasters eat their banana bread cold? WTF? I certainly don't want it dark and crispy, but it's gotta have just a bit of toastiness, and certainly be hot.

Why would it be cold?  The jingle.ladies bake about 60-80 mini-loaves every December baking season.  When we take 'em out of the freezer, they never last more than 2 days.  Tops.  Just leave it on the counter, and it stays beautifully moist and fresh after thawing out.

Yeah... all this.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #75 on: September 09, 2020, 05:44:34 PM »
So do the non-toasters eat their banana bread cold? WTF? I certainly don't want it dark and crispy, but it's gotta have just a bit of toastiness, and certainly be hot.

Why would it be cold?  The jingle.ladies bake about 60-80 mini-loaves every December baking season.  When we take 'em out of the freezer, they never last more than 2 days.  Tops.  Just leave it on the counter, and it stays beautifully moist and fresh after thawing out.
In food terms not hot is cold. In my case I just want it heated to something warmer than room temperature. I don't need it Maillard'ed or anything. I just want it to have that fresh out of the oven quality.

I agree with Cram, though. No butter necessary.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #76 on: September 09, 2020, 07:31:39 PM »
I'm a cinnamon swirl kind of guy.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #77 on: September 09, 2020, 07:32:50 PM »
You talking underwear or bread?
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #78 on: September 09, 2020, 07:41:16 PM »
That's my sex move.

Also, it's bread.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #79 on: September 09, 2020, 09:04:42 PM »
Warm banana bread is one thing. (And a good one at that). Crispy banana bread is something else. Just doesn't seem natural. When I think of toast, I think of crispy.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #80 on: September 09, 2020, 09:09:06 PM »
Grilling corn muffins with butter is heaven.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #81 on: September 09, 2020, 11:16:42 PM »
The banana bread thread
Hey dude slow the fuck down so we can finish together at the same time.  :biggrin:
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #82 on: September 10, 2020, 06:19:58 AM »
My wife makes a mean chocolate chip-banana bread, usually eaten at room temp.
I did make french toast with it once though, that was something special.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #83 on: September 10, 2020, 06:44:14 AM »
[/banana bread]


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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #84 on: September 10, 2020, 07:48:07 AM »
Grilling corn muffins with butter is heaven.

I'm with you on that.   Mmmmm.


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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #85 on: September 10, 2020, 09:40:32 AM »
You talking underwear or bread?

 :rollin

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #87 on: September 10, 2020, 03:50:02 PM »
What are your guys thoughts on zucchini bread? Have you ever toasted that?

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #90 on: September 11, 2020, 06:24:35 AM »


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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #91 on: September 11, 2020, 07:54:51 AM »


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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #92 on: September 11, 2020, 10:56:30 PM »
I'll just leave this here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtC14cpwwXg&app=desktop

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #93 on: September 11, 2020, 11:56:49 PM »
I'll just leave this here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtC14cpwwXg&app=desktop

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #94 on: September 12, 2020, 03:35:48 AM »
The comments section is the best part of that video :lol
Hey dude slow the fuck down so we can finish together at the same time.  :biggrin:
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #95 on: September 12, 2020, 10:07:33 AM »
Sometimes, the comments overshadow the video. This is one of those times. The comments are comedic gold.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #97 on: September 12, 2020, 04:35:48 PM »
Beyoncé really floats my boat :zydar:

 :yeahright Umm... it's pronounced "Buoyancy"......

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #99 on: September 12, 2020, 05:25:39 PM »
Beyoncé really floats my boat :zydar:

 :yeahright Umm... it's pronounced "Buoyancy"......

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #100 on: September 13, 2020, 12:03:11 PM »


Now that's funny.   

(Where can I buy those?)

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #101 on: September 13, 2020, 09:10:29 PM »
Greatest gender reveal mishap ever..... (and possibly this guys last gender reveal)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMntg8qsyXE&ab_channel=DogtoothMedia

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #102 on: September 14, 2020, 04:23:42 AM »
Saw that coming.  When the fuck did these gender reveals become 'a thing'?
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« Reply #103 on: September 14, 2020, 06:21:19 AM »
Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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« Reply #104 on: September 14, 2020, 07:30:29 AM »
Saw that coming.  When the fuck did these gender reveals become 'a thing'?

I don't know but it's one of those things that I'm really out of step with.   I really don't get it, beyond a cheap excuse for a party, but they seem to be more important than that.  I'm only half joking, but it's things like that that make me feel... on a different wavelength.  It seems to be happening more and more these days.