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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #980 on: September 29, 2021, 03:50:53 PM »
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« Reply #984 on: September 30, 2021, 10:25:02 AM »


This reminds me of the slinky from Ace Venture 2  :lol

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« Reply #987 on: October 01, 2021, 10:17:08 PM »
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« Reply #988 on: October 02, 2021, 11:19:44 AM »
That's actually not far off.  I had a science teacher who fit that sort of stereotype of the right picture shockingly well.  I'm not sure I had even one teacher - MAYBE my high school Spanish teacher; at least the other Spanish teacher thought so - that I'd like to see dressed like on the left.

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« Reply #989 on: October 02, 2021, 12:56:54 PM »
That's actually not far off.  I had a science teacher who fit that sort of stereotype of the right picture shockingly well.  I'm not sure I had even one teacher - MAYBE my high school Spanish teacher; at least the other Spanish teacher thought so - that I'd like to see dressed like on the left.

My HS Spanish teacher was fucking gorgeous. I still have a crush on her.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #990 on: October 02, 2021, 01:28:45 PM »
My high school typing teacher was a first-year teacher fresh out of college, the cute nerdy type, and on her syllabus instead of "Ms. ------" or "Mrs. ------", it said "Kathy ------".  So she'll always be Kathy to me.  She was such a sweetheart, and I like to imagine that her being so nice to me meant something more than it did, but she was nice to everybody.  I was typing 60 words per minute back in the day.  Thank you, Kathy.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #991 on: October 02, 2021, 09:47:25 PM »
I knew about Norm McDonalds sitcom show, but never knew about this episode.

https://youtu.be/-b3S4gQ68SA

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« Reply #992 on: October 03, 2021, 01:34:47 PM »
That's actually not far off.  I had a science teacher who fit that sort of stereotype of the right picture shockingly well.  I'm not sure I had even one teacher - MAYBE my high school Spanish teacher; at least the other Spanish teacher thought so - that I'd like to see dressed like on the left.

When I was a senior, we had a choice of literature electives, and I took sci-fi.  The teacher was relatively attractive.  At one point, I brought in my copy of 2112 and told her how it was based on Anthem, and she borrowed the album.  I don't remember if she liked it, but it was kinda cool.

For the past several years, back to school night at my kids' schools has been interesting.  My daughter's 7th grade science teacher was an absolute smoke show.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #993 on: October 03, 2021, 02:11:26 PM »
We had a science teacher who all the boys had a thing for as she looked like Basic Instinct era Sharon Stone.

But yeah most of them looked like Penfold from the Danger Mouse Cartoons.

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« Reply #994 on: October 03, 2021, 06:13:23 PM »
That's actually not far off.  I had a science teacher who fit that sort of stereotype of the right picture shockingly well.  I'm not sure I had even one teacher - MAYBE my high school Spanish teacher; at least the other Spanish teacher thought so - that I'd like to see dressed like on the left.

When I was a senior, we had a choice of literature electives, and I took sci-fi.  The teacher was relatively attractive.  At one point, I brought in my copy of 2112 and told her how it was based on Anthem, and she borrowed the album.  I don't remember if she liked it, but it was kinda cool.

For the past several years, back to school night at my kids' schools has been interesting.  My daughter's 7th grade science teacher was an absolute smoke show.

It’s tough being a dad.   :D ;D

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« Reply #995 on: October 03, 2021, 07:34:46 PM »
I went through the same thing with my kids.  Some of the grade-school teachers were cute, but man, the junior high teachers were babes.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #996 on: October 03, 2021, 07:46:18 PM »
Funny: the Progressive “Don’t be your parents” ad where the guy walks up to the shopping cart and says “someone’s not doing their job!”

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #997 on: October 03, 2021, 08:36:53 PM »
Funny: the Progressive “Don’t be your parents” ad where the guy walks up to the shopping cart and says “someone’s not doing their job!”
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #998 on: October 03, 2021, 08:38:02 PM »
Funny: the Progressive “Don’t be your parents” ad where the guy walks up to the shopping cart and says “someone’s not doing their job!”
That'd be Tim...

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #999 on: October 04, 2021, 02:46:23 AM »


Is it really this hilarious eating a salad?
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1000 on: October 04, 2021, 02:56:16 AM »
I always love pics of people doing mundane things whilst finding them absolutely hysterical.


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« Reply #1001 on: October 04, 2021, 09:45:01 AM »
That's actually not far off.  I had a science teacher who fit that sort of stereotype of the right picture shockingly well.  I'm not sure I had even one teacher - MAYBE my high school Spanish teacher; at least the other Spanish teacher thought so - that I'd like to see dressed like on the left.

When I was a senior, we had a choice of literature electives, and I took sci-fi.  The teacher was relatively attractive.  At one point, I brought in my copy of 2112 and told her how it was based on Anthem, and she borrowed the album.  I don't remember if she liked it, but it was kinda cool.

For the past several years, back to school night at my kids' schools has been interesting.  My daughter's 7th grade science teacher was an absolute smoke show.

It’s tough being a dad.   :D ;D

That part's ok, but then there's the part when one particular friend comes over....




Is it really this hilarious eating a salad?

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I think it's more of:  "if I don't laugh I'll cry over how unsatisfying this bowl of rabbit food is!"
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1002 on: October 04, 2021, 09:49:39 AM »
Salad is food's food.
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« Reply #1003 on: October 04, 2021, 10:09:57 AM »
I imagine it’s their response to “this is what vegetarians eat”


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« Reply #1004 on: October 04, 2021, 12:10:57 PM »
That's edible marijuana they are having...
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1005 on: October 04, 2021, 01:41:03 PM »
Facebook is down and Twitters' own Twitter page is darn right hilarious with all the businesses twitter pages chiming in... :rollin

https://twitter.com/Twitter/status/1445078208190291973
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1006 on: October 04, 2021, 01:48:17 PM »
Facebook is down and Twitters' own Twitter page is darn right hilarious with all the businesses twitter pages chiming in... :rollin

https://twitter.com/Twitter/status/1445078208190291973

Just posted this in the chat thread, fucking hilarious. Instagram and whatsapp replied and are getting appropriately dragged  :lol

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« Reply #1007 on: October 04, 2021, 02:07:43 PM »
Facebook is down and Twitters' own Twitter page is darn right hilarious with all the businesses twitter pages chiming in... :rollin

https://twitter.com/Twitter/status/1445078208190291973

Just posted this in the chat thread, fucking hilarious. Instagram and whatsapp replied and are getting appropriately dragged  :lol

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« Reply #1008 on: October 04, 2021, 02:45:09 PM »
Facebook is down and Twitters' own Twitter page is darn right hilarious with all the businesses twitter pages chiming in... :rollin

https://twitter.com/Twitter/status/1445078208190291973

Just posted this in the chat thread, fucking hilarious. Instagram and whatsapp replied and are getting appropriately dragged  :lol

I like McDonalds...Gotta Reply and say, I'm still waiting for them nuggets.  :lol

The interaction between McD's and Reddit had me fucking rolling.

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« Reply #1009 on: October 04, 2021, 02:50:53 PM »
Facebook is down and Twitters' own Twitter page is darn right hilarious with all the businesses twitter pages chiming in... :rollin

https://twitter.com/Twitter/status/1445078208190291973

Just posted this in the chat thread, fucking hilarious. Instagram and whatsapp replied and are getting appropriately dragged  :lol

I like McDonalds...Gotta Reply and say, I'm still waiting for them nuggets.  :lol

The interaction between McD's and Reddit had me fucking rolling.

I guess the Keebler elf magic isn't strong enough.  :biggrin:
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« Reply #1010 on: October 04, 2021, 03:48:14 PM »
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I actually pass this on my commute. Really wish it was, that'd have been hilarious.

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« Reply #1013 on: October 06, 2021, 03:38:03 AM »


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« Reply #1014 on: October 06, 2021, 09:02:21 AM »
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