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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #770 on: June 21, 2021, 06:56:45 AM »
I like the Pooh one and the Sir Mix-A-Lot one.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #771 on: June 21, 2021, 11:23:13 AM »
I like the Pooh one and the Sir Mix-A-Lot one.

Which one is Sir Mix-a-Lot?

I liked the Cause of Death, Pooh and Doors ones, but I didn't "get" the other three.

EDIT...just figured out that those are blue oysters....
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #772 on: June 21, 2021, 11:33:47 AM »
I like the Pooh one and the Sir Mix-A-Lot one.

Which one is Sir Mix-a-Lot?

I liked the Cause of Death, Pooh and Doors ones, but I didn't "get" the other three.

EDIT...just figured out that those are blue oysters....


My anaconda don't want none...   is a lyric from "Baby's Got Back", playing on the name "Yu Gatbans" or "You got buns".

The other one is about the band "Disturbed".  Their first album was "The Sickness" and they have a song "Down With The Sickness".

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #773 on: June 21, 2021, 01:34:01 PM »
I like the Pooh one and the Sir Mix-A-Lot one.

Which one is Sir Mix-a-Lot?

I liked the Cause of Death, Pooh and Doors ones, but I didn't "get" the other three.

EDIT...just figured out that those are blue oysters....


My anaconda don't want none...   is a lyric from "Baby's Got Back", playing on the name "Yu Gatbans" or "You got buns".

The other one is about the band "Disturbed".  Their first album was "The Sickness" and they have a song "Down With The Sickness".

Gotcha...that goes beyond my knowledge of that epic song's lyrics.   :lol
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #774 on: June 22, 2021, 12:50:08 AM »
I actually thought it was Anaconda by Nicki Minaj, but apparently it contains samples from Six Mix-A-Lot.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #775 on: June 22, 2021, 06:51:40 AM »
Kids these days...

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« Reply #776 on: June 23, 2021, 06:09:32 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #778 on: June 23, 2021, 07:16:04 PM »
Anytime someone starts talking about penis sizes, I always remember this XKCD comic.

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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #780 on: June 24, 2021, 05:11:17 AM »

Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #781 on: June 24, 2021, 06:40:33 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #782 on: June 29, 2021, 04:04:07 PM »
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #783 on: June 29, 2021, 08:24:21 PM »
I only saw the top part of the meme when the page loaded, and I was praying for the punchline to be Chino related. Thank you for not disappointing, King!
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #784 on: June 29, 2021, 08:26:53 PM »
I sent it tok him on IM. LOL
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #785 on: June 29, 2021, 08:27:29 PM »
Iron Maiden?
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #786 on: June 29, 2021, 08:43:49 PM »
New technology you will never use you plebeian. 
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #787 on: June 29, 2021, 08:46:37 PM »
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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« Reply #788 on: June 29, 2021, 08:51:12 PM »
Exactly.   Go finish your crossword in your newspaper. 
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #789 on: June 29, 2021, 08:52:34 PM »
I can Iron Maiden my answers to you. lol
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #790 on: June 29, 2021, 08:54:42 PM »
I can Iron Maiden my answers to you. lol

Like I don't speak Steve Harris.  Lol

Night!
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« Reply #791 on: June 29, 2021, 09:00:55 PM »
Night!
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #795 on: July 04, 2021, 10:38:35 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #796 on: July 04, 2021, 01:33:57 PM »
Who the fuck cropped that cartoon? Last time there was a crop that bad a million Irish people died.

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« Reply #797 on: July 04, 2021, 01:37:44 PM »
Who the fuck cropped that cartoon? Last time there was a crop that bad a million Irish people died.

I didn't notice until I posted it, and was all. Wow, that's horribly small.

All cheap, just like that dad in the pic.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #798 on: July 04, 2021, 02:22:47 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #799 on: July 05, 2021, 05:46:57 PM »
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« Reply #800 on: July 15, 2021, 04:25:41 AM »
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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« Reply #801 on: July 15, 2021, 06:12:54 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #803 on: July 16, 2021, 08:04:43 AM »
Lawyers of the board, is this sound advice?

https://old.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/olecn5/know_your_rights_its_shut_the_fck_up_friday/

Not my expertise, to be honest (I don't do criminal law), and also, frankly, not my style.  I'm sure there's a basis for most of it, if not all of it, though.

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« Reply #804 on: July 16, 2021, 10:51:14 AM »
Lawyers of the board, is this sound advice?

https://old.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/olecn5/know_your_rights_its_shut_the_fck_up_friday/

Not my expertise, to be honest (I don't do criminal law), and also, frankly, not my style.  I'm sure there's a basis for most of it, if not all of it, though.

I don't do criminal law either.  However, being an antagonistic prick to a cop that pulls you over for a traffic violation (my characterization of what they advised in the second half of the video) is a terrible idea that's likely to you you in worse hot water than you already were (there are countless videos on YouTube that illustrate this).  Somewhere around 15 years ago, I made a right turn on red at an intersection that had a sign that said no right on red.  It was an intersection I'd driven through tons of times in the past, and I'd never noticed the sign.  The cop pulled me over and explained why.  I asked, "is that a new thing?" and he said it had been like that for years.  I chuckled and said, in a mea culpa tone of voice, that I'd never noticed it.  He then let me go with a warning (the ONLY time that happened in my 35+ years of driving and having been pulled over well over a dozen times (mostly in the first few years after I got my license)).  I'm confident that, had I acted as these clowns advised, I'd have gotten a ticket.

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